Humorous remarks about emotional jokes between men and women

1. I'm lying on the sofa eating cucumber slices and my father is watching TV. I said, "Can you watch something else instead of this war fighter?"

Dad gave me a look and said, "Can you still see cucumbers in your eyes?"

I said, "I have an eye. I can see."

Dad "Oh" went to the kitchen and took another cucumber slice and put it on my other eye.

2. "Mom, why did you come back until now?"

"Can't, there are too many people learning from Lei Feng in the street! At the traffic light intersection at home, I was helped back and forth several times. I was sent back to the opposite side as soon as I came over! "

"Then how did you come back?"

"I really can't walk, and I accidentally fell to the ground. As a result, the people who lined up to help me were scattered, and I ran all the way back. "

3. A young man came all the way to the scene of Jianbao program and took out porcelain. Several experts carefully identified it and told the young man that it was Song porcelain.

The joy of the young man can be imagined, and he quickly took out his mobile phone and said that he would call his grandfather.

When the cameraman saw this scene, he quickly followed it quietly and took a snapshot. Only the young man said happily, "Grandpa, experts say the porcelain you burned is from the Song Dynasty!" "

4. The husband saw the clothes in the closet and said to his wife, "Women are animals who love the new and hate the old."

The wife immediately retorted: "Who said that, we are also very nostalgic."

The husband asked, "What do you miss?"

The wife said, "Age!"

5. When buying a mobile phone and bargaining with the MM at the counter, a promotional MM next to it said, "Do you want to date?"

I turned my head and looked at it. It looks good. But you are too direct, miss, you have to refuse first: "I'm sorry, I didn't talk about my girlfriend until I was 30, and I can't afford it ..."

As a result, the promotion MM blushed and said, "Sir, do you want a discount? We have activities! "