What wonderful coaches did you meet when you took the driver's license test?

Most of the jokes on the Internet are students. They buy China toothpaste, look at the engine oil, look at the fuel tank with a lighter, use the foot brake as a foot brake, hit the car, and so on. However, there are also many netizens who spit out some wonderful coaches when learning to drive. Let's have a look!

1, Coach: You can read the red light, but you can't read the green light ~ There's no pink on it that you like, right?

2. I went to the driving school to learn driving today. I was kicked by the coach and went to the hospital. I already called the police. How can there be such a coach? The hospital examination said it was just a scratch, not a bone. I'm not wrong, but he must apologize to me.

3. It's all you who adapt to the coach! Can you blame the coach? My brother failed the second subject at that time, and the coach wouldn't let me get on the bus for a month. This is a legitimate complaint. As a result, the coach took the group of students and the game was over!

A female coach, all kinds of cheating, no money before, all kinds of slapping, ignoring people, demonstrating the second subject, and then going to bed, let's practice by ourselves. A student who failed in the last class came that day and was very kind to him. When asked later, he was filial. Subject three practiced driving all day and repeatedly stressed that he had no obligation to teach us. Our money is for driving schools. We bluntly said that we were not sensible and passed all the subjects. Tell us clearly in the notice that we should thank her "well". The word "well" is very heavy.