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I'm not looking down on you, but I'm too lazy to talk to you.
3. Well done, still water runs deep. This kind of boring thing, when done well, is called depth.
Ladies, please don't let me leave the hospital. My wife has a caller ID.
When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for you to be thoroughly remoulded. You are like a stick, giving this red autumn.
6. Get married if you want to, and get married if you want to be single. Anyway, you will regret it in the end.
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7. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old together. I like being young.
I can only pretend to be a woman and knock you down.
9. If it's not for us to get up late at night and grope for food, why put a lamp in the refrigerator?
It's a pity that you didn't join the army. You are so ugly. You put people on the battlefield, and most people even save nuclear bombs.
1 1. Your complicated appearance can never hide your dull intelligence.
12, when you are willing to talk about your scars, they will heal for you.
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13, I look at you like that, wondering how there can be an inanimate creature like you.
14. One day, I saw you lying in the street. I am in a hurry. I hope the reality can be like the internet. I can click "Like" in the lower right corner.
15, I don't like my vulgar remarks. If it's not vulgar, it means elegance. What is elegance? Elegance means pretending to be a grandson.
16. Where are you from, bitch? Spring has passed, and it is still in estrus. I see. My rich woman passed away recently. Come tomorrow, I won't charge you.
17, I live like a fool, but I don't know that there are idiots laughing at me.
18, people who face fate always seem to be thin to the end, and all pride has turned into bitter pleading.
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19, in fact, it is too difficult for others to listen to you. Really, you are really listening.
20. The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the ends of the earth, but that when you take an exam, the answer is in your pocket, but you dare not take it out.
2 1, I have sex with static electricity in winter and mosquitoes in summer.
22. Sometimes you will feel angry, angry or sad, just because the emotions you have experienced are too different from what you imagined.
23. Huh? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist.
24. Have you ever tried to let the Tibetan mastiff smell your whole body? I tried. A Tibetan mastiff is sniffing around on me, sniffing my little brother intently. I think my little brother is trying to compress my time.
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