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Do you have a shorter story about children?
Ash, the stupid wolf, often bullies other small animals with crooked ideas. He is also very proud. On this day, Ash, the stupid wolf, threatened to eat the rooster again. The rooster asked Ash to come back at night, and the stupid wolf agreed.
Small animals all know, so let's help the rooster find a way. Everyone sets some special traps in the rooster's house. The dog said, "Rooster, you don't have to be afraid now." Assi, the stupid wolf, fell into a trap as soon as he entered the rooster's house, and everyone applauded happily.
2. The little monkey breaks the corn.
One day, a little monkey came down from the mountain. He came to a cornfield and was very happy to see the corn was big and plentiful. He broke off the next one and walked forward with it. The little monkey is walking under a peach tree with corn on his shoulder. It was very happy to see the peaches all over the tree were big and red, so it threw corn to pick peaches. The little monkey walked into a Gua Tian with some peaches in his hand.
It was very happy to see watermelons all over the ground, so it threw peaches to pick watermelons. The little monkey came back with a big watermelon in his arms. Walking, I saw a little rabbit jumping, which was really cute. It was very happy, so it threw a watermelon to chase the rabbit. The rabbit ran into the Woods and disappeared. Little monkey had to go home empty-handed.
3. Little monkeys wear shoes
A little monkey ran down from the mountain and found it interesting to see people walking in shoes. He sneaked into a house, stole a pair of shoes and ran back to the mountains. After he put on his shoes, he walked around proudly, and his friends laughed at him. At this time, a fierce tiger came and the monkeys climbed the tree one after another. This little monkey can't climb the tree with his shoes on. Mother monkey told him to throw away his shoes. The little monkey threw away his shoes and climbed up the tree quickly, never imitating others again.
4: The young monk went upstairs.
The young monk came to the bottom of a tower, and the old monk told him that there was a beautiful pearl on the top of the 998 1 floor of the tower, and whoever could get it would have everything. Hearing this, the young monk couldn't help but "dally" upstairs and finally climbed to the top of the tower. He is so happy! The little monk was about to get the pearl when he was startled. It turned out that he forgot his key.
5: Take medicine and shake it.
Mom is not at home, and Beibei takes medicine on time. After taking the medicine, she kept shaking her body, making her sweat and panting. Mom came back and asked, "Beibei, what are you doing?" Beibei shook it and said, "The medicine bottle says: Shake it when you use it. I forgot before I took the medicine just now. Are you making up now? "
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