Funny voice dialogue

"Yellow and Green Doctor" - in Cantonese, it generally refers to charlatans, fake doctors, and quacks. The original writing was "Dr. Huang Liu". In Cantonese, "Green" and "Liu" have the same pronunciation, so it became Became the "yellow and green doctor". Radio doctor yellow and green. Anyone who has lived in Guangzhou knows that every time it is quiet at night, many radio stations will broadcast the medical lectures of Dr. Huang and Lu. Most of the doctors Huang and Lu who guested on the radio spoke altered Cantonese, and the lecture content was all about sexually transmitted diseases, hepatitis B, infertility and other difficult and complicated diseases. In the show, doctors Huang and Green are often omnipotent, not only have superb medical skills, but also have low prices. The most terrible thing is that "listeners" of late-night programs will call to consult and thank those yellow and green directors. Of course, the most fundamental purpose of the program is advertising. Doctors Huang and Green always take the trouble to repeat their hospital's phone number, address, and advanced equipment in the program. The reason why this "Radio Doctor Yellow and Green" dialogue is funny is that the imitator selected several quite representative passages of Doctor Yellow and Green's oral cicada to imitate, and reproduced the scene of Dr. Yellow and Green's guest visit in Gaozhou Cantonese, which was very interesting. It aroused huge outcry among the people of Guangzhou. The following is the translation from netizens: DJ: Hey, hurry up and learn to listen. MM: Cough! Um... No, you must bring my emotions in first, and now you pretend to call me. DJ: Hello, Director Tang? Director Tang MM: Sir, may I ask what your surname is? DJ: My last name is Liang. MM: Hello, Mr. Liang (well, this means should, need) and thank me. DJ: No, my (situation) is like this. I used to have this disease, but after I went to the hospital for treatment, I... am fine now. I don’t know what to do. MM: Hello thank me. In fact, I expected that your disease can be cured at this time. Now that you are well, don't relax! You have to persist! You come to our clinic and get two more doses. Where are you? Which province, city and autonomous region are you in? DJ: Gaozhou MM: Gaozhou! good! Now you get off at the Provincial Hospital Station. You take No. 225 and get off at Rainbow Bridge Station. (See) the traffic light in front of you, go straight for 300 meters and turn left. There is one for our Guangzhou Hepatitis B @ #$@#! (This paragraph is unclear) Come on! Take a pen and a piece of paper and write down my phone number! DJ: Yes. MM: It’s 020, 8318, 3, 189. It’s 020, 8318, 3189. Remember my work phone number again, it’s 135, 315, 0! 0! 0! 0! It’s 135!315, 0!0!0!0~! Okay, let’s turn it back to the host. (Laughs...) MM: There's no reason why you couldn't hear this last night. This is the radio DJ I admire most so far. He talks about this to anyone who calls me. Then he will say, I can guarantee you that you will never be able to cure your hepatitis B in any big hospital, because they do not have a good set of testing equipment. What our company has imported are original treatment devices imported from France and distributed to our center by the Asian Liver Disease Rehabilitation Center. There are only seven of this therapeutic device in the world! This is the only one in China! Something like this is in our Guangzhou Hepatitis B Hepatitis Rehabilitation Center! It only takes 20 minutes to get the results. After the results are obtained, regardless of your course of treatment, medical expenses, and drug expenses, as long as your virus count is below 30, you can be cured and completely cured of hepatitis B for only 280 yuan. ! Remember, for only two hundred and eighty yuan, hepatitis B can be completely turned negative! We do this because of the country! It's because hepatitis B disease has received national attention! The special instructions of the State Council... seem to be for needy households, households with five guarantees, and even families of laid-off workers! In order for them to completely cure hepatitis B, the doctors in our company treat patients like this every day, day and night.

Mr. Liang, don’t take chances anymore, cancer like hepatitis B... DJ: Cancer? Depend on! MM: Yes, he will change hepatitis B to "cancer" very naturally as he talks. DJ: Damn it! MM: If you ignore its seriousness, hepatitis B will turn into cirrhosis and liver rehydration... Don’t take chances anymore. Seventy percent of hepatitis B patients in the world are concentrated in Southeast Asia, and 100% of hepatitis B patients in the world are concentrated in Southeast Asia. Forty percent of the seventy percent of the patients are in China, and thirty percent of the forty percent of the patients are in our Guangdong Province! Unfortunately, there are many hepatitis B patients who still take chances with hepatitis B cancer. Have you ever thought about how much of a blow your death will be to your family, your friends, and your daily work? , what an impact it has. Wow, this person is really great. I have been listening to it for four nights in a row. Hey, can you ask this host to take me to see this doctor next time for a show? I really like him. His personal style is very outstanding. This hospital thinks that this guy may be from a fellow villager. He may have been the person who was called out by the teacher to recite in the class since he was a child... MM: Hey, do you want to go to work? ? Come here... hurry up... come here... At Guangzhou Radio Station, take bus No. 810 and get off at the Garden Hotel Station. Go straight, cross the overpass, and come into our Ethiopian Airlines Guangzhou office. Take a pen and write down our office phone number. It's 020, 8762, 1101. It's 020, 8762, 1, 1, 0, 1!