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Make up a joke about cats and dogs.

The dog said, "The people who feed me are really kind-hearted. They give me delicious food, clean my body, love me and play with me. Are they ... God? "

The cat said, "It's nice to feed my family. They give me delicious food, clean my body, love me and play with me. Am I a god? "

Dog theory

That's very kind of you.

Love me very much

Take me for a walk every morning.

Give me something delicious.

Are all human beings gods?

Cat said

People give me fish every day.

Hold me in your arms all night.

Give me the warmest environment.

Am I a god?

Sweating! !