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What are the names of Jay Chou's new songs! And the lyrics!

Jay Chou's new album is called I'm Busy.

1. The cowboy is very busy.

Lyrics: woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

My little sister played the harmonica and made a beautiful silhouette in the sunset.

I kept a diary with bullets and introduced the scenery.

Next, introduce yourself.

Although I am a cowboy, I only order milk in the bar.

Why not drink beer? Because beer is harmful to health.

Many people have no vision and are arrogant with weapons.

Shrink into ants with bare hands

Don't bother, don't bother.

Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone.

You go together. I'm in a hurry.

Every day, the audience is tired and the hero is tired.

Don't bother, don't bother.

The chorus is not long. How many of you are good together?

Justice calls me. Beauty needs me.

Cowboys are busy.

I'm riding a donkey, because I'm not going right away.

Take a bubble bath because you can play with toys.

I have a kind heart and only wear fake cowhide.

Oh, try not to hit the grass when you fall.

Muzzle. It has no eyes. I made a promise to god.

I will try to pat the rubber band unless I have to.

Boss, have a milkshake first. Please treat you before you run for your life.

Feed my little donkey by the way

Don't bother, don't bother.

Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone.

You go together. I'm in a hurry.

Every day, the audience is tired and the hero is tired.

Don't bother, don't bother.

The chorus is not long. How many of you are good together?

Justice calls me. Beauty needs me.

Cowboys are busy.

2. Rainbow

Lyrics: Tell me where there is a rainbow.

Can you give me my wish back?

Why got so quiet.

All the clouds are coming towards me.

Do you have a mask for me?

Let go. Talking too much won't come true.

Maybe time is an antidote.

It's also the poison I'm taking now

How can I sleep without your smile?

Your figure is too close for me to hold.

Without the earth, the sun would still turn.

I have no reason to go by myself.

You have to leave. I know it's easy

You said dependence was our obstacle.

Even if you let go, can you not confiscate my love?

As far as I know.

Do you have a mask for me?

Let go. Talking too much won't come true.

Maybe time is an antidote.

It's also the poison I'm taking now

How can I sleep without your smile?

Your figure is too close for me to hold.

Without the earth, the sun would still turn.

I have no reason to go by myself.

You have to leave. I know it's easy

You said dependence was our obstacle.

Even if you let go, can you not confiscate my love?

As far as I know.

I can't see your smile.

How can I sleep?

Your figure is too close for me to hold.

Without the earth, the sun began to circle.

I have no reason to leave by myself.

I said too much and it didn't come true.

Maybe time is an antidote.

It's also the poison I'm taking now

You have to leave. I know it's easy

You said dependence was our obstacle.

Even if you let go, can you not confiscate my love?

As far as I know.

pull

Lyrics: Cold weather makes people feel sultry.

Anger I'm depressed and angry.

The air is so bad that it needs oxygen.

Too much hypocrisy makes you angry at the thought.

Knock, knock, knock.

Basic courtesy: Ask before knocking at the door.

Leave without turning off the light.

Living habits are really complicated.

Knock, knock, knock.

Simple action is not equal to knocking at the door.

You don't look like a bad guy.

But being a man is stupid.

You are like a mass of biogas.

Affect my morale

Hurt my heroic spirit, still so arrogant.

pronunciation and intonation

polluted air

I don't want to waste my energy on you.

Then you will ring the bell.

Talking too much will be addictive.

Pull your most changeable expression.

Please listen to my explanation.

Then you will ring the bell.

But can't pull out a fate.

Pull your most changeable expression.

Hey, I'm a little sorry to hear that.

Keep making mistakes

Keep pushing and dragging.

Keep a bunch of excuses until you are mature.

One second he said he was a friend.

The next second, falsely accuse me.

Don't talk to me.

I'm not an idiot.

Lying comes at a price.

It is the punishment it deserves.

Don't talk to me.

You are treated as a joke.

Self-inflicted embarrassment

There's nothing I can do.

4. incomparable

Lyrics: moss green cabin

Meng Zongzhu is deep in the road.

There is fog on the rock pile.

This kind of seclusion is called Jianghu.

Arrows fly all over the sky

Actually covered the sunrise on the wall.

Who is crying?

I know you know you're in a hurry.

Draw as many bows as you have brute force.

Listen to me, martial arts can't be higher than the temple bell.

The wind of meditation is as still as water.

My destiny is unparalleled and unified.

In my madness, I was sad.

I camped all the way under the tent.

The bronze blade is not light and doesn't work well.

My destiny is unparalleled and unified.

After breaking the city, I smiled and never wanted to fight again.

I wait for aliens to look up at the sky.

Blood for alliance, we are loyal to bath fire for dragon.

An old teapot

Dust on miles of outer hooves.

A rising city

This world is called troubled times.

That history is blurred.

The rust on the knife was obviously unearthed.

It's me crying

If you are ordered to go, you will go.

You go on, I'll knock the wooden fish.

Began to meditate on this battle.

I want to be cold-blooded.

You need the courage to leave with a sword.

I cut iron like mud.

You go, you go again

You continue to give me a fatal blow.

The distant flute sounded the news of your failure.

Keep a murderous mood and want to win.

Let me rule the world

My destiny is unparalleled and unified.

In my madness, I was sad.

I camped all the way under the tent.

The bronze blade is not light and doesn't work well.

My destiny is unparalleled and unified.

After breaking the city, I smiled and never wanted to fight again.

I'm waiting for aliens to look up at the sky with blood as their alliance.

I wait for loyalty to bathe the flame for the dragon.

Life is unparalleled and unified.

In my madness, I was sad.

My destiny is unparalleled and unified.

After breaking the city, I smiled and never wanted to fight again.

I'm waiting for aliens to look up at the sky with blood as their alliance.

I wait for loyalty to bathe the flame for the dragon.

5. The longest movie

Lyrics: our beginning

This is a very long film.

It was shown for three years.

I still have all my tickets.

ice ballet

My mind is still spinning.

Watching you slowly forget you.

Hazy time

How far did we slip away?

Skating

Circle who has changed?

If you start over,

Would it be a little awkward?

Is love precious if you don't talk?

Give me two more minutes.

Let me freeze my memory.

Don't melt tears.

How can I remember when you spent all your cosmetics?

Remember when you made me forget?

Remember when you made me forget?

You said you would cry.

Not because I care

6. Sweet

Lyrics; I took a sip of what you said about loving me.

Still thinking about the tenderness you gave me.

I gently taste the temptation of this fragrance.

I like your way.

You love me too much to promise me.

Give me a honey-flavored life.

Add a milk ball. I am shy when I stir.

Turn up the sweetness before holding hands.

You have too much love to take away.

Take a bite when I miss you.

The feeling of being cared for makes me warm.

But I'm worried about reducing demand.

I tasted the cream in your words and slipped away.

Everything I have heard is delicious.

All those unnecessary pictures were skipped.

You only have eyes for me.

I took a sip gently.

You said you loved me.

Still thinking about the tenderness you gave me.

I took a sip gently.

This fragrant temptation

I like your way.

I took a sip gently.

You said you loved me.

Reluctant to eat smile candy

I took a sip gently.

Although the weight is not much.

But completely absorb your love

I smiled and let the fragrance stay.

Fate is stuck here.

Like a sandwich biscuit, with a sweet taste in the middle.

There is no reason to continue.

7. Dandelion Agreement

Lyrics: dandelion by the wall of primary school

Memory is a very tasty scenery.

Cicada chirps from the nap playground.

It sounds good after many years.

Send a wish origami plane to a letter.

Because we can't wait for the meteor.

Carefully cast a coin that determines fate.

But I don't know where to go.

grew up together

I believe that it has obviously been ticked.

We agreed to travel together.

Is the only waywardness you insist on now.

Stand in the corridor and clap your hands.

We pay attention to the dragonfly by the window.

You follow me everywhere I go.

Many dreams are waiting to be realized.

grew up together

So sincere

I have talked with you for a long time.

I don't see any difference.

Are you a friendship or a missed love?

8. Sunshine Men's House

Lyrics: key in back pocket with wallet.

Black-rimmed glasses wear a suit and trousers at the seaside for thousands of degrees.

He doesn't care about me but wants to cry.

A little helpless. He looks like a newly unearthed cultural relic.

He took his kettle to the barbecue.

Use paste when writing letters.

When you were walking on the road, you accidentally bumped into a tree.

Even if it is difficult, I don't want to lose.

I have to wait for me, too. I can't let you go the same way again

I decided to blend in with your life.

As a fashion consultant, don't say you can't.

Let's bathe in the sunshine.

Surfing at sea caught her attention.

Don't be afraid to show off your breasts.

Sweat a little, and you will become a handsome boy.

Let's bathe in the sunshine.

Look at the distance and don't be a passer-by.

Let the beauty lack oxygen

Lean on your shoulder.

I smile and hold up an umbrella beside you.

Oh, by the way, sympathize with girls.

You must wait until the date to tell jokes.

Don't be too cold, just like me.

Kiss the person you love.

Hugs should be real.

Caller ID gave a sweet nickname.

Dress with personality

But this is really just the beginning.

Next, you will play the piano, write songs and nunchakus.

Clear-headed, not confused

I want to completely transform you, genetically recombine and transform you.

9. Blue and white porcelain

Lyrics: Plain embryo outlines blue and white pen.

The peony depicted on the bottle is like your first makeup.

I know Ran Ran sandalwood through the window.

The pen on the rice paper is half here.

Glaze color rendering the charm of female figure is hidden.

You smile like a bud.

Your beauty has gone where I can't go.

The sky is blue, I am waiting for you.

Smoke from the stove floated across the river thousands of miles away.

At the bottom of the bottle, Han Li imitated the elegance of the previous dynasty.

Think of it as the foreshadowing of meeting you.

The sky is blue, I am waiting for you.

The moonlight was salvaged, dizzy.

Like blue-and-white porcelain handed down from ancient times, you are as beautiful as a fairy, with a beautiful smile.

Koi fish, with white flowers and blue color, jumped to the bottom of the bowl.

I miss you when I copy my signature.

The secret you hid in the kiln for thousands of years.

Very delicate, like an embroidery needle landing.

Outside the curtain, plantains cause showers and knockers cause verdigris.

I passed by that small town in the south of the Yangtze River and made you angry.

In splash-ink landscape painting, you are hidden in the depths of ink.

The sky is blue, I am waiting for you.

Smoke from the stove floated across the river thousands of miles away.

At the bottom of the bottle, Han Li imitated the elegance of the previous dynasty.

Think of it as the foreshadowing of meeting you.

The sky is blue, I am waiting for you.

The moonlight was salvaged, dizzy.

Like blue-and-white porcelain handed down from ancient times, you are as beautiful as a fairy, with a beautiful smile.

10. I don't deserve (distance)

Lyrics: This street is too crowded.

Too many people have secrets.

There is fog on the glass, hidden in the past.

The emotion on your face

Resume rainfall

This alley is too crooked to go back to the story.

This day is no longer green.

A few more mottled words

I am in a big house, and the rest of my memories are empty.

Seats in the cinema

Far away.

Feelings have no rivals. You play chess with yourself.

I haven't had time to write your story seriously.

Describe how much I love you.

But you make me smile.

It doesn't feel right anymore

I'm trying to save it

I didn't give some feelings that should be considerate.

Your pouting desire is humble, and you are compromising.

I ignored you, but I need company.

It doesn't feel right anymore

I finally learned.

You are so tired of the plot that you can't bear to read it page by page.

How many times have you cried silently for me?

And my heart is broken, you are miserable, and your beauty is not worthy of me.