Connotation reproduction of humorous jokes

Five 1 here it is. Buy yourself a globe. The world is so big, you can not only have a look, but also look around!

Stop saying that you are single dog. The dog died when he lived to your age!

I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. Recently, I feel my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I can't see the money when I open my wallet!

Since you told me that loss is a blessing, I wish you happiness as the East China Sea!

True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.

The strangest thing in the world is that my mother took my father's salary card and told me to be smart and not to give it to my future wife.

Seven. I love O2O, but I'm afraid of laughing.

Q: Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it? Yes, the one who sells Sugar-Coated Berry.

Last night, my ex got drunk and called me to make up. I refused without thinking. You didn't even buy me a drink. You are not sincere at all.

10. Why do many boys like girls with big breasts? God replied: because we have our own small ones.

1 1. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

12. Tomb-Sweeping Day's most taboo words are: "Do I sweep you or do you sweep me?"

Thirteen. Women mix well and wear less. Men mix well, and their hair falls backwards.

Fourteen. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by my mother, and single dog by others when I grew up. My life is an animal history.

15. The night provoked the wine, the wine provoked you, you provoked me, and we were down and out.

Sixteen years old. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

17. Why do you have to get down on one knee when proposing marriage? Because kneeling is going to the grave.

18. There is no culture to learn, ugliness can be corrected, and there is really no rule of law for bad hearts.

19. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't taken a trip just now, at least you still have a body that says you are fat!

20. Go to the courier. The courier couldn't find it, so he turned to ask me, are you a small piece? I will slap him when I cut it! Look at my temper!

2 1. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

22. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. Use it.

Six-digit insurance for double-digit deposits is tiring to think about.

23. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death. It's not that we are not strong, but that the world is crazy!