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A joke is probably about the flood. A person stays on the roof and prays for God's salvation. Then God becomes something, but this person misses it.

One day, the flood began to flood the village. One believes in God very much. He kept praying: God, come and save me! At this time, a small boat came in the distance, and the people on board called him to get on the boat quickly. He said, God will save me. The ship had to go.

At this time, the flood flooded the roof, and he stood on the roof to pray. Another big ship came in the distance. The man on the boat threw him a life buoy, but he refused. He said loudly, God will save me. The lifebuoy floated away. Before long, the flood had flooded his neck, when a helicopter flew in the air and put down the ladder to save him. He said: God will save me. The helicopter flew away helplessly.

At this time, a big wave came and he was washed away by the rapids and drowned.

His soul went to heaven, and he asked God: I prayed so earnestly for you to save me, why didn't you save me? God said: I gave you a boat and a life buoy. I gave you two chances, but you didn't seize it. Finally, even my plane arrived, and you didn't catch it. Can you blame me?