Funny lines from talk shows.

1, is it helpless or an excuse to break up after graduation?

I believe that women's universities have changed eighteen times and become more and more casual.

3, collapse, it is to collapse into pieces!

4. I love you This is my business, not yours.

5, as long as the hoe is good, I am not afraid that the corner can't be dug.

6. Women are jealous, in order to keep men's hearts.

7. Home is a place to talk about love, not reason.

Although you irrigate carefully, I say you don't love if you don't love.

9, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

10, a fire, a fire, burned our Daxinganling.

1 1, relying on the mountain will fall, relying on people will grow old, and love depends on yourself.

12, love is like a ghost, many people have heard of it, but few people have seen it.

13. If you move, you can't move your feelings. If you move, you are willing to "agree".

14, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

15, don't treat garlic cloves as daffodils, let daffodils miss it like this.

16. After leaving the campus, we all drank wine and lived in a muddle.

17. For women, the husband is the world and the son is everything.

18, love is a romantic thing, and frustrated people can't afford it.

I believe Britain is the most beautiful country in Europe, especially Paris.

20, Liu Huan for so many years, I have never found his neck.

2 1, as long as you have confidence, young love will mature one day.

22, love is a war, I am not afraid of being hurt, I am afraid that you are unhappy.

23. We came together because we didn't know each other and broke up because we knew each other.

24, friends! Help! Big friends! Marlboro, in the pocket!

25. A successful woman will make her husband feel insecure forever.

26. Love is also a dream. As long as you work hard, your dream will come true.

27. Love can fill the regrets in life, but it can also create more regrets.

28. If you want to be beautiful, you must mix as far away as possible.

29. I believe that a healthy mind is the foundation of happiness, so I never have a physical examination.

Actually, the difficulty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that no one shares it with you.

3 1, is love equal? It is out of the question. Whoever loves deeply will suffer greatly.

32. Love is brave because of strangeness and beautiful because of distance.

33. All the old ladies on Naihe Bridge have switched to selling coke. I can't forget it.

34. Now our stock market in China should be reversed, which has become an accident.

I believe that God is a woman, because she will never forget anything you did wrong.

36. Campus love is like pure water, but can you hold her for life?

37. Marriage is not a commitment to the other party, nor a constraint on others, but a constraint on oneself.

38. remember Marriage is a set meal to eat together, marriage is money, so we should go together.

39. Not once in a thousand years, but Zhou Libo. You think I'm a turtle!

40. Feelings are two people's business. Complaining about others will only make true love pass you by.

4 1, love is the biggest adventure in the world, and all people are desperate adventurers.

42. When you fall in love with someone, you also give this person the right to hurt you!

43. I always thought I was decadent until now. In fact, I have long since abolished it.

44. Can't cook? It doesn't matter. Pretend to be good at washing dishes after dinner.

45. It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to deal with those people who make you try your best to get rid of them.

46. We broke up after graduation because we were no longer good lovers and classmates after graduation.

47. Friend, have you ever crossed the rivers and lakes? Men are Jianghu, Jianghu is sinister, you know?

48. Thank you! I feel very honored that so many of you have come to see me today.

49. The combination of two unfavorable factors makes us very cynical.

50. The reason why we fall in love with someone is often because we fall in love with ourselves.

5 1, if you fall in love with someone because of loneliness, then you will eventually be lonely because of love.

52. I believe my meal is good, because everyone who has survived my meal says so.

53. Don't act rashly and boldly when you are young. Why is there a topic when you are old?

54. Hugging is really a strange thing. I can't see each other's faces clearly so close.

55. The script of life is not a sequel of parents, a prequel of children, or a foreign story of friends.

56. Friendship can endure dullness, but it can't stand wind and rain, love and rain, but it can't stand dullness.

57. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

58. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

59. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is in vain to try again.

60. If something goes wrong, you must first find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for not looking good when you are constipated.

6 1, marriage is to put on a cotton-padded coat for freedom. Although it is not so convenient to move, it is very warm.

62. Love belongs to the brave who dare to give and take, and the brave must have the courage to gamble and admit defeat.

63. Sometimes, love is a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

64. If love and friendship leave you. Then a person is like being exiled. Go far away.

65. (Beside the high-voltage tower) A giant sign reads: Do not touch the high-voltage line. If you touch them, you will die.

66. Love is a heroic dream in a tired life, because with love, everyone has his own legend.

67. Love is like boiled water. If you drink it every day, it will be tasteless. Without it, you will definitely die.

If you spend/kloc-0.00 yuan to see Zhou Libo in Maggie, and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital.

69. Everyone thinks he is a stock god. Even the aunt who sells onions in the vegetable market said: I have news! ?

70. I think people should go to bed early and get up early, and use their morning time to do more meaningful things, such as sleeping in.

7 1, marriage is like a cigarette, not every cigarette can burn to the end, even if it burns out, there will be another cigarette.

72. I don't like Chinese mixed with English. It is very inappropriate and impossible to speak English when speaking Chinese.

73. I believe my wife's English is really not very good. She once again asked me how to spell the English word CCTV.

74. The stock of Allah (us) not only plays with people, but also plays with birds. Even the bird was killed by you, so why does Allah play with a bird?

75. When Cupid shoots love and arrows at you, you have love and arrows. When you return your love to Cupid, all you have left is an arrow.

76. I am very careful. I found that in swimming pools, especially female compatriots, the angle of these swimming trunks averaged 20 degrees for five years.

To be friends with a person, we should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called a lack of happiness (fool).

78, people are always scarred, in order to practice invincible armor. I am so abstract, and there is spring. What are you afraid of?

79. Bowing for so long is not to win applause. Actually, I mainly want people to check my head.

80.think about it. This piece is useless at home. The most you can see is that this is a fake coin! This is the beginning of HD!

8 1, some things are obviously wrong, but they have to insist because they are unwilling. Some people clearly love, but they have to give up because there is no ending.

82. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you know the law, you won't break the law, which is a waste.

83. A man never worries about his future until he finds a wife. A woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband.

84. Love makes people warm. If it is warm and warm, it is love day after day. More love every day will make our days warm.

In this fast food era, there is fast food music, fast food culture and fast food love, so more and more stepmother stands in front of you with fast food.

86. I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties, but after the difficulties, there will be all difficulties, and after the difficulties, there will be all difficulties. In short, it is difficult to love someone.

87. Like is a feeling, and love is a responsibility. You can't always be willful like a child. You should learn to grow up, and your parents will not shelter you from the wind and rain forever.

88. Do you remember cutting girls' swimsuits? It's like more than 600 Venetian knots. Later, a skirt was added, like a turtle's skirt.

89. Every time Allah can see Premier Wen at the old farmer's house on TV, he always picks the most frustrated (nasty) person to shake hands (then Zhou Libo makes Premier Wen's statement): We're late! ?

90. Yu-Ching Fei, I did the math for him. Every time I have a good concert in Shanghai, I run away the next day. He didn't spend money in Shanghai, which is not good for our GDP in Shanghai!

9 1. Later I went to observe (yuanxiao mold). It turned out that they vomited after drinking half a mouthful, and some vomited so badly that even the foam was spit out! Basically, they are hesitant all afternoon, and a cup of black coffee can drink cappuccino.

92. You must tolerate my ignorance like your leader. I'm not saying that a leader must be ignorant. The basis of ignorance is leadership. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? If a leader is stupid, he is called great wisdom!

93. Chris Lee answered me a puzzling question. I didn't believe Mulan joined the army at first. How could Mulan join the army without being discovered? Later, I met Chris Lee, and I finally knew, oh! Facts have proved that it is technically feasible!

94. This sentence is very popular recently? Being rich is willful? This is sheer nonsense. Think about it, we were all willful when we were young. We are all poor, and we are still poor. Since I have known money since I was a child, I am no longer willful, because I only know money.

95. In the experience of life, pure love is not always available. When you still have it, cherish each other, treat each other's advantages and disadvantages, and learn to love and accept her. Instead of trying to change! Then you will have a more perfect harvest! (Short Literature www.duanwenxue.com)

1996, the prime minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister's voice fell, everything happened. After the Chinese New Year, a snowstorm; By plane, return; Take the train and derail; Sitting at home? There was an earthquake.

97. And all my childhood memories were destroyed by my childhood. When I was in primary school, as part of my course, I went to work in rice fields. Next to the rice field is a quarry. They blew up rocks with explosives. It was there that I learned that light travels faster than sound, and the speed of sound is almost as slow as the speed of stone flying.

98. Watching cartoons won't delay a child's study. It's really not a great thing to delay his study. Let him learn while playing, and let him spend his childhood more easily. One day, he will know that he can't go anywhere, and there are no bamboo dragonflies, saints and Athena in the world, so he is childlike, only those years are short.

99. In love, we always want to seek a satisfaction from the outside world, so we will never be satisfied. If we always want to meet each other's requirements by changing ourselves, in fact, the other party can never really meet you. If you want to have a good love, the most important thing is to love yourself and affirm yourself, so that you can have a good love.

100, at that time, malt extract should not be too strange! I went to my classmate's house and his mother made me a cup of malt extract. It was amazing! At that time, I gave the children malt extract! But I picked it up and looked at it. I'm dying. How can I get the opposite picture? Just put a few fucking (malted milk essence)! She thinks it's chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! It was still a little confusing (turbid), very clear (very clear)!