Have you ever heard those jokes that hit you in the face?

"I am a human resources consultant. Look at a resume, the background is good, and they are all multinational companies. Strangely, every four years, I quit my job, take a break for two months, and then look for another opportunity. In July this year, I called him to talk about a position, and he said I wouldn't consider it now, but I'll talk about it in two months. There is a simple reason. There is a World Cup every four years. I want to quit my job. Look at it with peace of mind.

""robbery! " With a nonstandard Mandarin, the plane was boiling. Eating, chatting and sleeping are all like hearing a signal, with sparkling eyes and looking at the source of the sound excitedly. A flat-headed guy just lifted half a glass of transparent liquid and was squashed by everyone. Half an hour later, the young man woke up from a coma, looked at the serious stewardess in front of him, and finally finished the sentence with tears: Sister, another glass of water!

A man in plain clothes is sitting on the express train. While waiting for the bus to leave, he saw a young man in the first two rows who was impatient, shivering, running nose, scratching his hair and gnashing his teeth. After watching it for a few minutes, I suspected that the other person was a "pink boy" and went over and showed my police officer's card. I said to the young man, "Hello, I'm a policeman. Can I help you? " The 2B youth paused, then awkwardly pointed to two bags of pickled chicken feet on the seat next to him and ate them. ...