Ask a joke about Hakka dialect in Wengyuan, Guangdong.

1. One day, the fish went to the street, and suddenly there was an epileptic fish waiting for the knife companion. The fish was scared to death and the game was exhausted. The fish bureau has reached a dead end, and fish are very sensitive to death. The epileptic fish took the knife and said in front of the fish: change the fish cliff!

2. Did you take part in the summer vacation in the evening when there were many people and money? Hit a ghost, short-lived ghost, kill a thousand dollars, want to die?

A thief stole an old hen's grandmother, but when he caught her before she went blind, he went to his master's house to look down. The master asked the giant to be Mickey, and the thief said, "You have to pull out a chicken feather and scratch your teeth."

On a dark night in Putou, you invited Ya to go fishing on the street and come to the corner. Suddenly, a person is riding a rotten motorcycle, and you sigh with fear, patting your heart and heart hard: Oh dear! Casual insurance, oh, life is to work hard at the bottom. Hey!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I don't know if it's good to have a strange pulse, so braised chicken is not so good. Chicken chaos, love has spring, so I want to shoot an arrow at Shuang Hu and sit on a rocket to see Ali's suspicion. Alas, it's a pity that the swollen pig has no water, the ox spear palm, and the pulse is not idle. It's really embarrassing to introduce the pulse.

6. If you are bored, you can sing loudly in Hakka: Oh, come on, put away the rotten rubber shoes! The toothpaste tube is full of chickens and clothes! Stupid foot hoe rotten iron answer oh! Take out the wine, dark gasoline, if there is any! Tell the salted fish to get corn and maltose ~!