Ask for a few high jokes.

1. I met a red light when crossing the road. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: "Wait for the light!" My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!"

2 The most unreliable person in the world: because1.cctv2. Weather forecast 3. Male announcer of CCTV weather forecast. Men.

2. The most unreliable person in the world: male announcer of CCTV weather forecast because of 1. CCTV 2。 Weather forecast 3. Men.

3. In other words, my colleague has to go to the night shift for emergency treatment (10 night-7 am). At 9 o'clock in the evening, I went to a small restaurant for dinner. A gangster at the same table looked at my colleague and made rude remarks. Colleagues got into a fight with bad temper, and they were quickly put aside. The gangster's mouth is not clean, so my colleague said smoothly, don't let me see him. If I meet him, you don't know how to die!

In the middle of the night, someone sent a cut, not very deep, just a seam. At first glance, it was the gangster at night. ...

Colleagues politely asked: Do you still remember me? The gangster nodded, afraid to say another word, and then his colleague politely asked: Do you want anesthesia? The gangster thought for a long time ... and shook his head. ...

It is said that the world is peaceful and Altman goes to school, but on the first day of school, the teacher died. Why? . . Because when the teacher asked the first question, he habitually said: Please raise your hand and answer. As soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher died.

When my brother recalled his primary school life, he talked about a female classmate who got off the bus in front of him and described it as "ink mark (that is, ink mark, extremely slow)"

At that time, he said this: "She was inked, inked."

This is what I heard: "She touched my penis, touched my penis."

Then I smiled and replied, "Pretty open, right?"

The male colleague said to the female colleague: I put 300 yuan on the ground. When you pick it up, let me insert it, ok? The female colleague made up her mind and called her husband. Her husband thought, how long will that take, so he agreed. Half an hour later, my husband called his wife and only heard her panting: that pervert, he put all the coins.