Just kidding. Who can make me laugh to death?

One day, Pig Bajie asked Tang Priest sadly, "Master, am I the ugliest in the world?" The Tang Priest replied helplessly, "Ask Sister Guanyin." An hour later, Pig came back happily and said with a smile, "Master, who is that Xifeng?"

2. Pig Bajie went to Korea for beauty and became a handsome guy, so he went to a nightclub to find a beautiful woman. After the break, Bajie asked the beauty, "Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Pig Bajie! " The beauty was frightened: "Second brother, I am Lao Sha!" .

3. Bajie: Brother Monkey, did you propose to the fairy Xia Zi with this ring? You are so funny! You don't have a half carat diamond, so no one cares about you! When Chang 'e was so ashamed of me, she said, Don't tell me if you love me or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first! Alas, how realistic the little fairy is now. Alas, I tell you, with this ticket fairy, you want to shoot her to death with a diamond brick, and she didn't even call for help. ....

Take a bath in Qixian Lake, and Bajie can't see the rush. Tang priest solemnly shouted to the lake: benefactor, be careful of crocodiles! Seven fairies ran ashore naked. Bajie lamented: "The IQ of leaders cannot be surpassed! ! !