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Why do boys and girls especially like to say, now take a picture of you and show it to me?

In fact, I don't understand. I am a lovely girl, so I turned my head and asked a straight man like steel around me!

In the end, I got the answer that most girls don't want to believe when they are killed. The arrangement is as follows:

No, look at this question. Do you boys think so?

Mr. Straight Man turned around silently and stared at the screen for more than a minute. With a smile on his mouth and a slight contempt, he asked, What else can it be? For the convenience of hooking up!

I don't understand. Isn't chatting hooking up? I saw Mr. Straight Man calmly shook his head and made inscrutable remarks, saying that we straight men have a golden sentence passed down from mouth to mouth: Do it with tears in our eyes!

First of all, why do boys chat with their sisters, have an affair and show concern? Playing games is not good! Playing this basketball is not good! It's not good to stand by and admire beautiful women on the roadside! The ultimate goal is only one: to hook up, and it is intimate contact.

The photos are easy to understand. The vitality index of our straight male class is completely determined by the face value. Yan value is very dynamic, such as Liu Yifei and Liu Shishi. We will also come up with thousands of countermeasures and various routines. Of course, in front of the goddess, the routine is likely to fail. At this time, our hearts will be silly. It is accurate to be kind to her. A face value of seven cents is also worth the time. If you don't care, you can give a small gift without playing basketball, but at this time we still have to play the game correctly. Five-point face value, spend some time at most, just take a break, take care of basketball, take care of beautiful women, and report back when you are free. As for the face value below the passing line, I'm sorry, the vitality index also plummeted and failed, with a 360-degree turn in a week. Goodbye!

As for why is it the current photo? Now who doesn't know that cell phone photos are not real? When the pointed chin is repaired and the big eyes are repaired, there will be more white skin. I don't know how many times the photo has been turned black and white. In order to maximize the value, how to give my sister the best photo from thousands of photos she took in the past and lie to us? I want the photos now, and I want to take them right away, at least more realistic than the previous photos.

In the face of lecherous straight men, I cried bitterly. It turns out that all boys think so! When asked to take a group photo, I mistakenly thought that boys were more concerned about what they were doing now. This is the way to care. Now that I think about it, it is inevitable to beat my chest and feel lucky again. After all, this girl is beautiful and not afraid of how to shoot. Video chat can't stand me!

Well, why do boys like to have pictures of girls now? I think everyone already knows. However, I need to remind everyone here that everyone has a love of beauty. This answer from straight men doesn't mean they won't be sincere. When love comes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So don't see this sentence, directly scold the other person for 300 times, rise to the character problem, calm down first, and then gently and gracefully punch him! (Hum, this girl is so stubborn, everyone has a love of beauty, and everyone knows how headstrong the girl is. You didn't know how powerful she was until you gave her a fist. )