How to make humorous comments when you are drunk. Humorous sentences about drinking.

1. Cup after cup, three cups is not too much.

2. Bold words and wine make heroes brave.

3. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

4. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

5. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

6. Drink and talk about friendship, this person is a brother.

7. Don’t drink once, or you will fail every time.

8. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow will make a spring.

9. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup.

10. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

11. Wine is like a package of medicine. If you don’t drink it, you won’t be able to sleep!

12. The world is vast in the wine, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

13. I don’t want to drink, I don’t want to drink, I can’t control it.

14. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

15. Swim against the great bend of Yanghe River to the end.

16. Such good wine, you will live forever after drinking it!

17. If you get drunk again, you will regret it when your wife and children are separated.

18. When I’m drunk, I don’t accept anyone, so I hold on to the wall.

19. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

20. Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is; only when you have been in love can you know how serious it is.

21. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes the soul. The soul will not return until dawn.

22. Drink less wine to activate blood circulation, but drink too much wine and you will not survive.

23. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

24. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

25. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together and become insane.

26. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

27. If the guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

28. I’ll give you a few drinks, and you’ll carry my drunk brother.

29. I have been suffering from stomach pain for a long time, but the pain goes away after drinking some wine.

30. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and eight ounces are idle.

31. If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

32. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few, and you can drink without speculation.

33. Drinking among friends, regardless of whether it is easy or wrong.

34. Red wine, white wine, wine, our friendship will last forever.

35. Show your skills in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for her brother.

36. I have a story and wine. Do you want to come with me?

37. Do you need a reason to drink? Today’s reason is to drink!

38. Six! Well done, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

39. A drinking woman pours wine, drinks love, and is drunk with love.

40. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little.

41. It’s Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

42. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.

43. If you don’t get drunk once in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life; if you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

44. The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, the longer the friendship is with friends, the more true they are; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

45. Tan Laojiao used new cups, and the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk before returning home.

46. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

47. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but in unintentional life everyone is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

48. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make peace with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

49. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

50. When will the bright moon appear? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, how can I feel like I am in the human world.