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Detective Conan M 16 has the eleventh striker been announced? What's the website address?

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According to the past practice, Japan should produce DVD in June 5438+10, so that we can get the source. After localization, it will go online in the middle of 10 ~

There are only spoilers at present:

In the preface, Uncle Maori and Lan received a phone call announcing the explosion. In order to prove that it was not a prank call, the murderer detonated two cars under the Maori detective station. Alas, those two cars are poor. Why did they stop under the disaster company? After Uncle Maori believed it, the murderer told the secret code at the scene of the explosion. Uncle Maori didn't write it completely, so let the murderer repeat it again. Sometimes the Japanese can't remember. When repeating, the murderer blurted out "ハンドルのハンド", which became the key to narrowing the scope of the murderer later.

Then there is the beginning of ten thousand years. It was introduced that a group of juvenile detectives came to the football training ground and got in touch with football under the guidance of J League players. Conan went to cool off first because there were many people, and the remaining four people practiced with one player. Later, Conan was changed to practice playing football with that player just now. After the practical joke, he was called Kudou Shinichi. Conan quickly explained that Xinyi taught him. At this time, Lan suddenly remembered the peach blossom that happened in junior high school because of football and freshman year, and her face immediately became shy. After Conan was called the hope of the future, the young detectives were envious and took the lead in touching Conan's hair. The rest of you also painted gourds, so Conan's unchanging hairstyle was finally messed up. Seeing this, I think Xiao Ai also has a lovely side.

In this scene, the suspects of the play appeared one after another. The first one is the director of the sports and entertainment department of Japanese TV station, Kamiyama Yamamori. It seems that if he doesn't make any achievements, the post of minister may be lost. The second one, Koda Kaoru, is a photographer of Japanese TV station. I recently transferred from the social department to the sports and entertainment department, hoping to make some achievements in the sports and entertainment department and then transfer back to my original post. Conan also saw the word KK circled in her notebook, but the one that says OY on the next page has not been circled. The third is Sakaki Ryousuke, a young football coach. Uncle Maori revealed that he lost the game because of an own goal a few years ago, which made him very embarrassed. He introduced a friend, Motoura Keiichirou, a middle-aged man with a simple and honest face, and said that he wanted to meet Uncle Maori anyway. After seeing it, he took out the iphone4 to show Uncle Maori the photos of his son's game, saying that his son was in poor health since childhood and generally could not exercise vigorously, but he liked football very much, so he joined the football team and finally scored a goal. Everyone was very happy. Benpu said that his son died of a sudden illness and there was a sigh. At this time, not far away, there was a gangster-like guy named Nakaoka Kazumasa, who played well in high school. He had already made an appointment in Tokyo, but because of a motorcycle accident, his leg was not completely cured and he canceled the appointment with Tokyo. Next came Agasa Hiroshi's joke, which I can't remember clearly. When solving the puzzle, someone said "ハンドルのハンド", so everyone present was identified as a suspect after hearing this sentence.

Then Conan, the heartthrob, was invited by an unknown player to learn to play free kicks. With the handsome guy's goal, the camera switched to the game. On the one hand, the excitement of scoring goals here interacts with Echo's hat. Xiao Ai gave his hat to Conan and took out another team's hat from Osaka. On the one hand, Uncle Maori received a phone call and the car exploded. He informed the Mu Mu Police Department to explain the code. The code word seems to be rain in the sky, with wood on the left and a blue boy and a blue animal mentioned in the middle. The clue to decipher the code word is Mihua, the next Mihua. Then Uncle Maori began to use his YY ability, saying that the bomb was buried under a few trees on the left side of the fountain in a park near Mihua Station. In fact, Uncle Maori's reasoning also has certain basis. The rain in the sky is a fountain. There is a statue in the fountain, which is a bit like the middle sentence "blue boy, blue animal". "Mihua, the next Mihua" refers to Mihua Station. Well, according to the practice of a famous detective Conan, after listening to Uncle Maori's reasoning, you can't find the bomb. About 40 minutes later, the bomb exploded. Lan was so worried that she had to call Xinyi for help. The game was just at halftime. When Conan got the call, he told everyone that I had to go to the bathroom, so he ran away while making a phone call with a voice changer. I said, Kudou Shinichi, this is blatant. I didn't see passers-by staring at you. After listening to the code, Conan was at a loss, but Conan was Conan. After listening to the tips of passers-by, he found that "blue boy, a blue animal" refers to the mascot that appeared in the middle of the game. And those "rain in the sky, wood on the left" refer to radicals, and the answer is "electronic display board", so Conan, you are really a disaster. Wherever you go, you either kill people or explode. What happened this time? Such a large hanging electronic display screen exploded in the stadium, and the steel pipe supporting the display screen broke. How many people died! Fortunately, the disaster star was also sober and took the initiative to dismantle the bomb. It's the same skateboard that went for a ride last year, but this time it's not skiing, but sliding steel pipes. Conan just slid up the steel pipe, completely ignoring the laws of physics. Well, Conan died as soon as he appeared, which in itself does not conform to social laws, so common sense and the like are all floating clouds. Sliding bumps, Conan finally came to the electronic display near the steel pipe. On the other hand, Xiao Ai saw the movement on the steel pipe and speculated that Conan might be involved in something again. He was worried about Conan's safety and took the initiative to call Conan. Conan was not in the mood to pick up girls at this time, so he hung up after saying a few words, which made Xiao Ai more anxious. After confirming the bomb, Conan climbed on the steel pipe to defuse it, and * * also organized the evacuation of the crowd. The last bomb could not be dismantled, so the gorgeous explosion began and the huge electronic display screen finally fell. The magic thing is, so close to the bomb, the surrounding electronic display screens have turned into rubble, but Conan, who was trapped in it, is unscathed and can't even spit out ... Two media personnel selling TV stations are very excited to take pictures, and the staff has forbidden them to take pictures. The minister was still there giving orders to the photographer, saying the problem and taking responsibility for it himself. Finally, thanks to our classmate Conan's heroic bomb disposal, the explosion did not cause any casualties, and two media personnel were rewarded for reporting this incident.

* * We began to analyze the motive. As I just wrote, because the murderer said "ハンドルのハンド" on the phone, the suspect was presumed to be one of the five people who heard this sentence. In fact, I really want to vomit when I see it. At that time, more than five people heard that sentence, and others were not suspected. Well, this is definitely another theory of innocence. The motives of these five people are also very strange. The motivation of these two media personnel is that if something big happens in the live broadcast, the ratings will rise. Who do you think is Kiyomi Takada in Panda Adventure ... Sakaki Ryousuke's motive was discovered by Uncle Maori. Shit, who will get back at the whole football field for such a thing? Revenge is also a direct revenge on Uncle Mao. Another son died. It seems that the son's death is indirectly related to Uncle Maori, and then indirectly related to football, so it is still quite suspicious. Well, after all, it is a dead relative, and it is indeed possible to take the road of killing. The other foot was also badly broken. He was expelled from the team, went to South America for a while, and then returned to Japan to degenerate into a thug. In the end, he was considered the most suspect.

Sato and Takagi started a race to catch people, and finally caught up with Nakaoka Kazumasa, but the other side violently attacked Takagi, and they were thrown to the ground by Sato. Takagi, what are you sorry for? In the detention center, Nakaoka said he didn't hate football. At that time, his leg was broken, and the team not only paid the medical expenses, but also said that although he didn't recover, it didn't matter if he only played 15 minutes in the game. Out of self-esteem, he finally left the team. Legend has it that he is a thug. In fact, when he returned to Japan in South America, he devoted himself to teaching children to play football. A world-weary youth in the dark department immediately became a handsome boy in the sunshine department. ...

Conan thought of seeing KK in Tian Xiang's notebook that day, so he went to the place where the time was recorded in the notebook to see what would happen. I didn't expect to meet a player with the initials KK. It turns out that he does morning exercises here every day, but Tian Xiang knows his morning exercises and wants to take pictures of him, but he refuses. Conan was very excited and began to have sex with this player (fog, practice). After the game, both sides were very high. The player's uncle gave Conan shota a white wristband, saying that he had given another child a red wristband before. Uncle, you finally exposed the essence of space! Conan asked who it was. Uncle said he didn't know his name, but if he is still playing football, he must be in the J League.

Lan saw an email in the mailbox. After taking it out, she found something in the mailbox that looked like a notice letter. At dusk, the police department held a battle meeting at Maori's house. Because this notice letter was sent to Maori's mailbox during Nakaoka's detention, and the end of each notice was "Jian Lu Qi Qi", it was analyzed that the same person committed the crime, so Nakaoka's suspicion was ruled out. The police station in Jiang Mumu asked what kind of e-mail the notice was sent. Maori said it was a condolence gift from fans after the last explosion scene was cracked. The Jiang Mumu Police Department found the envelope of this email very sticky. In the notification letter, the murderer said that it would explode in front of more people next time. Last time the football field held 80,000 people, but recently there was a concert with 65,438+10,000 people, so an idiot police officer said it was probably there. Uncle Maori is very nervous because Okino Yoko is going to the concert, too. Conan thought that OY in Tian Xiang's notebook meant Okino Yoko. It is said that Okino Yoko's interview with Tian Xiang was uncooperative, and Tian Xiang was angry when he mentioned Okino Yoko. Since the concert was broadcast live by Japanese TV, if something happened like last time, it is estimated that the ratings will rise again, and everyone turned to two members of the media. Here, two media personnel are busy and busy. Tian Xiang made a mistake in his busy work and accidentally bumped into his boss, Shan Sen. The notebook was knocked down and picked up by the boss. KK, OY and other contents are written in the notebook, and the boss seems to understand. The boss wants emergency supplies to deal with emergencies, and the two people in the media are getting darker and darker.

Just when everyone thought that the concert would explode, the coffee shop downstairs of Maori's house received another email mocking the police's mistake. He also said that if you want to stop the explosion, please play football in the specified way. You can only convey this instruction to the coach and a few players. You can't let the audience see that there is something fishy and you can't evacuate, otherwise it will detonate immediately and you can't dismantle the bomb 30 minutes after the game. If Mr. Maori wants to know who I am, be a 1 1 forward to stop me. Finally, write down that the specified kicking method is in the tip above. In fact, on the same day of the concert, another football match was held, and it was broadcast live, so there must be more people watching the football match than the concert, and the police's reasoning was very wrong. However, Lan He, who was completely unaware of it, tricked his family into watching the ball game in the name of watching movies, and Lan was once again in danger.

Sato found that only the scarlet letter "Warning する" was written after the staple was bound, and the upper part of "す" directly reached the staple. It is speculated that the murderer is sending a message, and some people say that it means to let the red team kick the ball into the goal. But Takagi retorted that if the staple is regarded as the goal, the upper part of "す" is written on the staple instead of paper, so it means kicking the ball above the goal instead of inside. The police gave instructions to kick the ball, and the red team players frequently kicked the ball to the top of the door. The audience thought the players were acting out of whack. The explosion stopped again and again, and it was estimated that there were 10 times in total. For the last time, just before the end of the game, a very procrastinating player kicked the ball to the top of the door and scored again. The red team won and the explosion was stopped. Everyone cheered.

The police somehow decided that the murderer was Benpu, and Conan followed him to watch the fun. After seeing his uncle, the white bird said that your son died because he fell to the ground while playing football, and then the ambulance was blocked by the crowd, which delayed the treatment opportunity. Richard Moore was among those people, so you held a grudge against him until you made these explosions. Uncle said that although he had the pain of losing his son, he wouldn't do it. Uncle Maori also whitewashed himself at this moment, saying that he stopped your son's ambulance to save an old lady who fell to the ground. Conan said that uncle doesn't care about the progress of the game and should not be the murderer. Then, after seeing shota's photo, I want to know which handsome guy your son is looking at instead of looking at the camera ... I also checked the DV photos and found that it was Nakaoka opposite. Conan asked if your son was dead, as if his wife had told someone he didn't know, and Conan suddenly realized.

Conan thought that 1 1 striker should mean fighting the murderer in the stadium where the explosion occurred before, so he rushed to the scene. On the way, the young detective team caught up and drove Conan there. After arriving at the destination, Conan got off the bus and told everyone not to move, and went to play personal heroism again. In the empty stadium, Nakaoka and others are not Uncle Maori, but Conan shota. Isn't this your appetite ... Conan pointed out that you put a lot of bombs here, which means that you are going to die with Uncle Maori. Nakaoka thought he was responsible for the death of shota, Uncle Maori of gay friends, and recalled his sweet time with shota to Conan. Later, Conan exposed his alibi, saying that he put the letter vertically in the innermost mailbox from the beginning, and if the mailbox was opened from bottom to top, he wouldn't notice it. Then he sent an email with glue on the envelope, so he could stick the letter vertically in the innermost mailbox, and the alibi was not established. I think this reasoning is particularly deceptive. First of all, my mailbox is opened from left to right. Then, although the place where I used to live was open from top to bottom, I would still read it all. So this alibi can only show that Lan Taibai is white, but she is white, and this will be said at the end. Nakaoka's evidence was conclusive and completely blackened, and the explosives placed in the field began to detonate in minutes. At the same time, he said that in today's game, although the explosion was prevented by the player's calculated kicking method, it would still explode 30 minutes after the game ended, which is why the warning letter does not allow the bomb to be dismantled within 30 minutes. Conan is worried about Lan's safety and wants to call Lan. It's a pity that Lan's mobile phone is dead and turned off. At this time, three children of the juvenile detective group are also looking for bombs in the field, and Ai is also looking for them. Conan tried to stop the explosion by kicking the football to the door, but when Conan released the football from his waist and shot it with his foot, the ball hit the electric light that fell from the explosion, and the football burst and his hopes were dashed. At this time, young detectives arrived one after another, and Mrs. Yuan was holding a ball (to be honest, I really didn't see it when they got off the bus ...). Because it was far from Conan, Yuan Tai passed the ball to Yan Guang, Yan Guang passed it to Bumei, and Bumei tried to pass it to Conan, but it was blocked by the falling steel pipe and bounced back. Ai appeared and passed the ball to Conan. Conan laughed like a dead tower, and kicked a perfect free kick-the one learned at the beginning of the film, which passed through the steel pipe blocking the goal and hit the explosive device on the goal. The explosion stopped in 0. 16 seconds. Finally, the white wristband on Conan's hand turned red after being stained with blood. The red wristband was given to Nakaoka when he and Uncle Conan were doing morning exercises, and Nakaoka gave it to the dead shota and various bases. There is a new blue powder after the end of the film. The football was kicked to Lan, who lifted his foot and shot. Conan blurted out "white", and Lan blushed and lamented that "Conan finally complained:" If it's football, why don't you use your brain? "

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