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Sky's Message

Introduction: Tian Xuan and Di Huang, heaven, are the first. Heavenly principle is the first principle. The first principle of God rewards diligence is the reward for diligence.

The following is a collection of remarks about Tianzi that I have collected. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to it!

01. Stepping on the muddy road on a rainy day - the more you stick to it

02. Watering the ground on a rainy day - It's unnecessary

03. Young leeks in spring - fresh for a while

04. Burning Tin Foil Village - sooner or later you will die

05. The northwest wind blows in the dog days of summer - — Incomprehensible

06. The overlord of Chu conquers the world - brave but not wise

07. The man holding an umbrella - lawless; without authority

08 , The puppy wants to eat the moon - I don’t know how high and thick the sky is

09. Storytelling in the valley - talking about smallpox; talking about the sky

10. The toad is thinking about the swan in the gutter Eating meat - how to get it to the mouth

11. How to increase the rice cover - very angry

12. Dong Yong's wife opened her mouth - what nonsense she said

13. Sitting on a bench in winter - sitting on a cold bench

14. Green onions in winter - makes my heart lively

15. Holding a stove on a hot day - anxious and uncomfortable

16. Hidden sorghum - Up every day

17. Playing with axes behind closed doors, playing with knives behind closed doors - Don't know how high the sky is; showing off one's embarrassment

18. Beating the mandarin ducks with a stick - Born A pair

19. The crucian carp in the pond - living day by day

20. The Jade Emperor is worried about his horse - a big joke

21. Three Wearing pants for nine days - it started shaking

22. The kite for half a day - held by a string

23. The mouse slept with the cat - so bold

24. Picking up a shovel on a snowy day - Material Road

25. Going down to the river on a hot day - cool

26. The pipe is wet - it's going to rain

27. Zhu Bajie by the Tongtian River - Difficulty is difficult

28. The bird in the painting - cannot fly into the sky; it is difficult to fly if it has wings

29. Roll out the cake Flying all over the sky - look for Luo'er; look for Lao'er

30. Smallpox appears in pigs - nausea

31. Wolfsbane grass in winter - leaf blight is still there

32. A gourd on a grass tree - you will grow old without seeing the light of day

33. Crossing the river in the dark sky - I don’t know the depth

34. The Lord of Hell is not at home - little ghost The world

35. The Jade Emperor sells millet - the warehouse is full

36. Help worship heaven and earth - what kind of work is not done

37. Shoot the gun into the sky - to scare people

38. Autumn peppercorns - black heart; black heart; black heart

39. The girl loves the girl - the sun is shining< /p>

40. After eating a belly full of thunder - audacious

41. Three-section stick flying to the sky - flying stick; slander

42. Xiaomi Tuo in Suzhou Garden - - Be happy every day

43. The rabbit sleeps on the dog's legs - not timid; bold; bold; bold; daring; mature; bold; unable to find silence

44 , The fire stove in June - who looks to you; who resembles you; who misses you

45. The old woman burns incense - a day of pomp; a little sincerity; a day of pomp

46 , Marrying the milk of the earth to God - reaching the sky in one step

47. Planting peppers in the tiankeng - sinister and sinister

48. Taoist Wang is in jail - the great suffering god

49. Picking firewood on a rainy day - the more you pick, the heavier it gets

50. The rat fell into the oil tank - whimsical

51. Not hatching for twenty-one days - the bad guy

52. Somersaults in the clouds for half a day - unreliable

53. Wenquxing descends to earth - genius

54. Playing in the sky for half a day

Fire——Shao ??Yunsu is dizzy

55. Opposite the big stage——God knows

56. Cold food in June——Can’t grasp it

57. A leper holding an umbrella - lawlessness; no hair and no sky

58. When the sky is yellow and it rains, people are sick - there are signs

59. The scabies toad wants to eat swan meat ——It’s not a small thing to worry about

60. Monkey King is in charge of the world——Small hands and feet

61. The sky is clear after the rain—— Gradually understand

62. October The weather - sometimes cloudy, sometimes sunny; ever-changing

63. Mung bean flies flying all over the sky - looking for shit; looking for death

64. Arthritis encounters rainy days - the old disease relapses; Relapse of an old illness

65. Burying a child in the snow - it cannot be hidden for a few days

66. Hanging a lantern on the Nantianmen - illuminating the distance but not the near

67 , The temperature in winter - can't rise

68. Thunder in dry weather - shouting from the sky

69. Sitting in the temple waiting for the rain to fall - relying on God and the sky

70. One or two meters of lead a day - long grinding; long time of admiration

71. The old crow in the world - generally black

72. Warm up by the fire in the fifth watch - Abandon the darkness and turn to the light

73. The open-air stone mortar - available to everyone

74. The tiger eats the snake and swallows the elephant - greedy; just wants to get bigger

75. Holding a rotten watermelon on a hot day - I want to throw it away

76. The heavy snow in the twelfth lunar month - overwhelming

77. The Dragon King sneezes - the sky has changed

78. The temple of the earth is ruined - the spirit is high

79. Throwing bricks into the lime nest - the white air is rising into the sky

80. The scorpion yawns - the poisonous air is rising into the sky