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Sky's Message
Introduction: Tian Xuan and Di Huang, heaven, are the first. Heavenly principle is the first principle. The first principle of God rewards diligence is the reward for diligence.
The following is a collection of remarks about Tianzi that I have collected. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to it!
01. Stepping on the muddy road on a rainy day - the more you stick to it
02. Watering the ground on a rainy day - It's unnecessary
03. Young leeks in spring - fresh for a while
04. Burning Tin Foil Village - sooner or later you will die
05. The northwest wind blows in the dog days of summer - — Incomprehensible
06. The overlord of Chu conquers the world - brave but not wise
07. The man holding an umbrella - lawless; without authority
08 , The puppy wants to eat the moon - I don’t know how high and thick the sky is
09. Storytelling in the valley - talking about smallpox; talking about the sky
10. The toad is thinking about the swan in the gutter Eating meat - how to get it to the mouth
11. How to increase the rice cover - very angry
12. Dong Yong's wife opened her mouth - what nonsense she said
13. Sitting on a bench in winter - sitting on a cold bench
14. Green onions in winter - makes my heart lively
15. Holding a stove on a hot day - anxious and uncomfortable
16. Hidden sorghum - Up every day
17. Playing with axes behind closed doors, playing with knives behind closed doors - Don't know how high the sky is; showing off one's embarrassment
18. Beating the mandarin ducks with a stick - Born A pair
19. The crucian carp in the pond - living day by day
20. The Jade Emperor is worried about his horse - a big joke
21. Three Wearing pants for nine days - it started shaking
22. The kite for half a day - held by a string
23. The mouse slept with the cat - so bold
24. Picking up a shovel on a snowy day - Material Road
25. Going down to the river on a hot day - cool
26. The pipe is wet - it's going to rain
27. Zhu Bajie by the Tongtian River - Difficulty is difficult
28. The bird in the painting - cannot fly into the sky; it is difficult to fly if it has wings
29. Roll out the cake Flying all over the sky - look for Luo'er; look for Lao'er
30. Smallpox appears in pigs - nausea
31. Wolfsbane grass in winter - leaf blight is still there
32. A gourd on a grass tree - you will grow old without seeing the light of day
33. Crossing the river in the dark sky - I don’t know the depth
34. The Lord of Hell is not at home - little ghost The world
35. The Jade Emperor sells millet - the warehouse is full
36. Help worship heaven and earth - what kind of work is not done
37. Shoot the gun into the sky - to scare people
38. Autumn peppercorns - black heart; black heart; black heart
39. The girl loves the girl - the sun is shining< /p>
40. After eating a belly full of thunder - audacious
41. Three-section stick flying to the sky - flying stick; slander
42. Xiaomi Tuo in Suzhou Garden - - Be happy every day
43. The rabbit sleeps on the dog's legs - not timid; bold; bold; bold; daring; mature; bold; unable to find silence
44 , The fire stove in June - who looks to you; who resembles you; who misses you
45. The old woman burns incense - a day of pomp; a little sincerity; a day of pomp
46 , Marrying the milk of the earth to God - reaching the sky in one step
47. Planting peppers in the tiankeng - sinister and sinister
48. Taoist Wang is in jail - the great suffering god
49. Picking firewood on a rainy day - the more you pick, the heavier it gets
50. The rat fell into the oil tank - whimsical
51. Not hatching for twenty-one days - the bad guy
52. Somersaults in the clouds for half a day - unreliable
53. Wenquxing descends to earth - genius
54. Playing in the sky for half a day
Fire——Shao ??Yunsu is dizzy
55. Opposite the big stage——God knows
56. Cold food in June——Can’t grasp it
57. A leper holding an umbrella - lawlessness; no hair and no sky
58. When the sky is yellow and it rains, people are sick - there are signs
59. The scabies toad wants to eat swan meat ——It’s not a small thing to worry about
60. Monkey King is in charge of the world——Small hands and feet
61. The sky is clear after the rain—— Gradually understand
62. October The weather - sometimes cloudy, sometimes sunny; ever-changing
63. Mung bean flies flying all over the sky - looking for shit; looking for death
64. Arthritis encounters rainy days - the old disease relapses; Relapse of an old illness
65. Burying a child in the snow - it cannot be hidden for a few days
66. Hanging a lantern on the Nantianmen - illuminating the distance but not the near
67 , The temperature in winter - can't rise
68. Thunder in dry weather - shouting from the sky
69. Sitting in the temple waiting for the rain to fall - relying on God and the sky
70. One or two meters of lead a day - long grinding; long time of admiration
71. The old crow in the world - generally black
72. Warm up by the fire in the fifth watch - Abandon the darkness and turn to the light
73. The open-air stone mortar - available to everyone
74. The tiger eats the snake and swallows the elephant - greedy; just wants to get bigger
75. Holding a rotten watermelon on a hot day - I want to throw it away
76. The heavy snow in the twelfth lunar month - overwhelming
77. The Dragon King sneezes - the sky has changed
78. The temple of the earth is ruined - the spirit is high
79. Throwing bricks into the lime nest - the white air is rising into the sky
80. The scorpion yawns - the poisonous air is rising into the sky
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