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The first important mood diary

The day is coming to an end. what do you think? Why not keep a diary now? Have you figured out how to keep a diary? The following is my diary of top priority, for reference only. Let's have a look.

"Take care, Sir. Welcome to come again next time. "

It's the Spring Festival, and I went to shave my head again. Walking out of the glass door of the barber shop, a cold wind blew, and I felt much more awake. At the same time, I really feel that my pockets are much lighter, because I am shy and have fewer pockets 10 yuan. This is something I don't want to do. I'm not afraid of jokes. Over the past 40 years, I have cut my hair countless times and never shaved it 10 yuan. The most expensive one was shaving with my cousin more than ten years ago. Talking about dry cleaning, it's only 8 yuan.

This reminds me of a female hairdresser. A hairdresser is a barber in the popular sense, because she can only cut the heads of ordinary men, old people, migrant workers and the like, or simply dyed women. The process is simple, but the price is cheap and the business is not bad. With a head like mine, she can cut it neatly in a few minutes, and the hairstyle is also my favorite, which is simple and practical. The most important thing is that I only want five dollars, and I am willing to give up. It is estimated that it is only 50 or 60 yuan a year, which is within the budget. If, like our director, you wash your hair more than 100 today and change your hair more than 1000 tomorrow, it will kill you. Therefore, I am quite satisfied with this female hairdresser. After a few years, I must find her unless she doesn't shave, even if her hair exceeds my specified length (beyond my ears). I don't know why I can't find her suddenly recently. Only after asking did I know that this female hairdresser abandoned by her husband found a man and married herself. I looked for many barbershops before I found one that made me feel a little relieved. I boldly shaved my most expensive head. I hope that the new year will have a new atmosphere and new "heads" and other major events will bring new good omen.

In fact, when it comes to the "head" of major events such as haircuts, it is still a long story.

My head, which is not standard in appearance, is a bit angular and blocky, and looks worse. Some Mao Mao are thin and soft. When I was a child, I was ok in the countryside, but I could handle it casually. The barber was too lazy to shave his head and left one at the front door, but there was also an image of a little hero raining.

Later, I went to Lin 'an. It's a good thing my father showed a movie. At that time, it was a very popular job. Some people say that from commanders to cooks, everyone will be crowding round. With this, my father has made many friends, including a barber named Zhao in the people's barber shop in front of the Workers' Cultural Palace. He is a movie fan. He watches every new movie and often looks for my father. My father naturally makes it easy. As an "equivalent exchange", my "head" was naturally given to him, and he actually graduated from primary school to junior high school. Although my skills are poor and I often become what people call a "poisonous head", I don't want to live in a tight situation at that time. After 25 years, my impression of him is still vague. One day last year, when I came back from my mother-in-law's house, a man shouted at me desperately: "Xiao Shao, Xiao Shao." I don't remember who it was, but he obviously called me. Ask my father how he is. I said he has been away from us for almost twenty years. He was surprised, but I still don't know who he really is. He seemed a little disappointed when he saw me. When he left on his motorcycle, my wife asked me how I knew him. I'm confused. I asked my wife what he did, and she said he shaved his head. Oh, my God, it's him. Twenty-five years ago, Master Zhao, the "Royal Barber", went blind. I regret what I did just now. Who would have thought that I would meet him here in twenty-five years?

After graduating from junior high school, my sister-in-law opened a barber shop. As a member of her family, it is understandable to rub this oil. When her hair reached the specified length, she ran to her shop. Sometimes the store is busy and has to wait for a long time, saving a lot of hard money. Until I got married, I used to go a little bit, and I didn't have much time to save these few dollars. I changed several barbershops and didn't like them until I met a female hairdresser by chance. To tell you the truth, I always think of her when I want to shave my head.

Head, hanging high on the floor, everyone should see it and spend some time dealing with it every day, so its problem has become a major event like "head" It's more important to me. The hairstyle is difficult to repair, but it is oily. If you don't wash it for a day, it's like a dog skin plaster on your forehead. It's ugly. So, wash it regularly. For convenience and economy, I shave my hair very short every time. If one day my hair is long and dirty, it means there is something wrong with me, just like someone saw my messy hair the other day and said you were stimulated, which is absolutely correct.

For the person in charge, I am sometimes very serious and the rules are too harsh. For my son, once his hair grows, I will urge him to take care of it, but he is stubborn and refuses to take care of it. This haircut will take at least a week to solve the problem. Sometimes I look very pale. When I get older, my white hair grows more and more, and my black head becomes a flower head. Some people like to dye their hair, but I don't care. Let the white be white, the flower of the flower.

The new year is coming, and my "head" and other major events have to continue. I hope that everything starts from the "head" in a good mood.