Pathological humorous and interesting sentences

The following are 10 humorous sentences about diseases that I collected for you:

1. I didn't know that health is the capital of revolution until I was sick!

The doctor told me to have more rest and not to run around like a horse.

My disease is not an ordinary disease, but an incurable disease-lazy cancer!

What I want most when I am sick is a bed, a bed, a bed!

The doctor said that my illness needs time to be treated. I think I am terminally ill.

I caught a cold and felt frozen stiff.

7. I found out that I was really a foodie when I was sick.

8. My illness is so clever that I need to have a rest.

9. I don't know until I'm sick. It turns out that health is more important than anything else.

10. My illness is physical, but my mood is happy, because I have a strong heart!