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Boring! ! !

outdoor activities

00 1. Riding a bicycle and pressing the road to see the scenery

002. It's also good to have a one-day short trip in a nearby town, listening to CDs and walking around with a camera.

003. Go shopping, especially in small shops that you never enter. Or go to the mall, where girls look at men's clothes and boys look at women's clothes.

004. Take a bus on a route that is rarely or hardly taken at ordinary times, from the starting point to the end point.

005. When the sun is shining, read a book, stay in a daze and blow your hair.

006. Go fishing with the old man

007. Take advantage of the night to go to the kindergarten, primary school and middle school where I studied, and write in the former classroom.

008. Play hopscotch, sandbags and rubber bands that I played as a child.

009. Go to the traditional vegetable market to buy food and experience the sense of accomplishment of bargaining.

0 10. I kept going in one direction until I realized that I should stop.

0 1 1. Go to the seaside to play with the letter in the bottle, and then spend the rest of the boring time wondering if anyone has received your letter.

0 12. Go to the amusement park and play the most exciting amusement projects repeatedly.

0 13. Get up early in the morning, go to the park to play Tai Ji Chuan with the old people, and then watch them tease the birds.

0 14. Go to another city to see my long-lost friend and surprise him.

0 15. Visit all the places that your city has never been to.

0 16. Volunteer in the street for one day.

0 17. Visit grandparents' home.

0 18. Sneak to the place where parents work to investigate.

0 19. Flying kites, especially big ones.

020. Go diving if possible.

02 1. Go bungee jumping if possible.

022. Go to the History Museum. Maybe history is not so boring.

023. Go to the most prosperous low-end guessing with friends. The loser assigned him to do the most boring things, such as squatting on the trash can and singing, sticking his whole body on the shop window.

Go and see the teacher who helped you a lot.

025. Stand in a busy area or at the gate of a shopping mall and play a game of exchanging goods with people passing by.

026. Find some beautiful insects or leaves as specimens.

027. Sit through a serious concert.

028. Go to wholesale a pile of newspapers in the morning and be a newspaper boy for a day.

029. When you are bored, pretend to be someone else's fans and go to the streets to canvass.

030. Riding a horse, many cities have small horse farms.

03 1. If you are old enough, you might as well learn to drive.

032. Go to the book city or the library to read books, bring enough bread and water, and look forward to the day.

Try on clothes at the expensive and scary counter, but try not to buy them.

034. Looking for CDs or DVDs and finding a bunch of them to go home can kill a lot of time.

035. Go out with friends and spend a day with each other. Behavior, movements, intonation, etc. They all follow each other's habits.

036. Go to the supermarket to be a temporary promoter for one day.

037. If you are brave enough, join the hug group and hug strangers.

038. Specially help people with mobility difficulties to cross the road by the roadside.

039. Climb the mountain, and then have a picnic on it.

Experience rural life, do farm work and eat farmhouse meals.

indoor activity

04 1. Invite some good friends to our home. Everyone must bring a dish and then cook together.

Invent "X's creative cuisine", such as stir-frying yogurt and Chinese cabbage together until a satisfactory cuisine is developed.

043. Bring your sister's or mother's cosmetics and put on heavy makeup for yourself.

Draw a face with flour and paint, and then take out the scarf as a sleeve.

045. Paint your nails with different colors of nail polish.

046. You can cut it as long as you want.

047. One-time perm, try a strange hairstyle that you have never tried.

048. Buy hair dye and dye your own hair.

049. Trim the split hair every day.

050. Study a self-made mask that suits you best with the spirit of Li Shizhen.

05 1. Pull out all the hairs on the body surface.

052. Take out your mother's or sister's clothes and play drag games in front of the mirror.

053. Look at yourself in the mirror and play a sitcom with you in the mirror.

Take out the old clothes you don't want and make yourself an exaggerated suit.

055. Turn up the stereo at home, lip-synch into the microphone like a superstar, and it's better for someone to take a DV for you.

056. Read the newspaper, record your voice with a tape recorder, and then play it to yourself. Think of yourself as a radio DJ.

057. Imagine yourself as the host of a party program, and then perform n programs by yourself.

058. Read lines with people in TV dramas or movies.

059. Take a blackboard (or wardrobe at home) and imagine yourself as a teacher in class.

060. Take dozens of names and list them, and then learn from the teacher to score them separately and judge the top five.

06 1. dig out Shakespeare's plays, decorate them with others', read the lines with the focus of the opera and record them.

If you live in a windy city, make many kites yourself.

If a star is in love, take some time to make a PP website for him.

064. The premise is the same as above. Do a good job of editing him and make him a MV with his phone number.

065. Play simple COSPLAY, collect discarded CDs or plastic bags, and use your imagination to make a suit for yourself.

066. Take pictures of the family's daily life and make a four-grid cartoon.

067. PS your previous PP photos into different situations and styles.

Keep some pets that need careful care.

Talk to your plants every day.

070. Train goldfish to swim automatically when they hear the sound of knocking on the fish tank.

07 1. Train Grandpa's bird to hold what you specify.

072. Train the dog at home to do arithmetic.

073. Replace the room furniture.

074. Re-sort and fold the clothes in the wardrobe thoroughly.

075. Wash the clothes that have been left for a long time again and wash them carefully.

076. Change your mind and imagine yourself as the industrious heroine in TV series, daydreaming.

077.DIY curtain

Make a large decorative picture of the room by yourself.

079. Mop the floor and clean the furniture at home.

DIY some trinkets according to the trend magazine.

08 1. Listen to the quiz on the radio with friends or siblings. Who can guess the game faster?

082. Match the speed of eating with brothers, sisters or good friends, such as eating two kilograms of grapes to see who finishes first.

083. Find some people to go home and play truth or dare. The scarier the question, the better.

084. People who have no pets and are full of love can often flirt with their relatives' pets.

085. Take mom's bunch of keys and open all the drawers and cabinets at home.

086. Treasure hunt. Think of something you saw when you were a child, but lost for a long time, and set a time to find it.

087. Look through the old photos of adults and listen to their stories.

088. Take apart the used batteries at home and reassemble them.

089. Carefully observe the small details of family members, one every day.

090. Shake the hula hoop 500 times

09 1. Do 500 sit-ups.

092. Wrap the book cover, wrap all the books you can see at home in old newspapers and calendars, and take exquisiteness as the principle.

093. Write novels, as long as you feel super invincible.

094. Looking through last year's old magazines and newspapers, you will find something new.

095. Practice shorthand with one word while watching TV series.

096. knit a sweater or two scarves

097. Peeling peanuts, peanuts that have been used for a whole year have been peeled.

098. Peel off more than ten kilograms of melon seeds, and peel off everything that can be eaten at home in recent months.

099. Call everyone whose name and phone number you can think of.

100. Come up with 100 ways to eliminate boredom.