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How to exaggerate a person?

My beauty and youth can be used. I am handsome, generous in speech, personable, humorous, mature and steady, handsome in appearance, with bright eyes and beautiful eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, commanding, noble in temperament, brave and mighty, aloof and superior, inferior to swords and spears, self-centered, handsome and radiant in jade face.