The cleverest decompression joke

Just went to eat noodles! I saw a child eating fried noodles with shredded pork when I entered the door! There's a lot of shredded pork! So I have one!

After my fried noodles with shredded pork were served, there was very little shredded pork!

At this moment, I heard the child say to the boss, "Mom! I want to drink soup.

"I feel cheated in an instant.