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"The jade rabbit blinks, and the fortune is not shallow; Jade rabbit, financial resources such as running water; Jade rabbit shakes its ears, and life is better; Jade rabbit jumps every year and laughs every year! Happy Year of the Rabbit! "

Tigers run, rabbits make trouble, and worry about things to the side; Snow floats, flowers are beautiful, and it is gratifying to receive good news; Parents live long, children are filial, and happiness is around. Happy New Year to you and your family!

I wish you in the Year of the Rabbit: three holes and many houses; Like to jump, high jump income; Bow auspicious, neighborhood harmony; Long ears receive happiness and small mouth is blessed; As soon as the Year of the Rabbit opens, everything wins! Happy Year of the Rabbit!

It's the Year of the Rabbit, He Xinchun. I'll send a message to Yutu: 20 1 15. There is a bumper harvest in all walks of life in Gu Feng. If you smile, who will sew it for you? Hahaha!

Rabbit ears are long, festive and auspicious; Rabbit eyes are red and business is booming; Rabbit hair is warm, harmonious and happy; The rabbit's tail is short, but the trouble is far away. The year of the rabbit is awesome, and everything goes well!

The white rabbit, with two ears up, came skipping with good luck, happiness, the god of wealth and peace. Wish you: Happy New Year!

Brother Rabbit looks up, and the stock market is Niu Niu; The rabbit hides its tail and the property price dives; Bunny appeared, and the income rose sharply; Bunny competition, prices fall. Daniel Rabbit: Good luck in the Year of Rabbit!

Stand at the end of the Year of the Tiger and greet the beginning of the Year of the Rabbit. I wish you a smoother life, more happiness, thicker money and sweeter love in the new year. Finally, remember something and keep in touch with me.

"Please come to the Moon Palace to play, it's a long way; Ask Chang 'e to dance with you, without decision; Still send a text message to bless you, reliable; I wish you good luck in the Year of the Rabbit. The golden rabbit gets rich and the jade rabbit enjoys happiness. "

Rabbit, please open the door. I want to come in. I won't open it until I open it. I won't open it unless I receive a blessing. I'll open the door when the blessing comes. New Year's greetings have arrived! Happy Year of the Rabbit!

Fireworks are set off in the Year of Rabbit, and red envelopes are collected in spring. Eating jiaozi's New Year greetings and saying, I wish you a healthy and handsome rainbow rabbit, a jade rabbit in a peach blossom dream and a sweet white rabbit! Happy new year!

The New Year greeting rabbit is really awesome. Golden rabbit gives you wealth, white rabbit gives you health, Taskey gives you imagination, Benny rabbit gives you happiness, Miffy rabbit gives you influence and rogue rabbit gives you humor!

"The little white rabbit, run, or you will be caught up by the tortoise. White rabbit, you can fly at a brisk pace. Good luck in the new year will make you intoxicated. Little turtle, you run with me and set off firecrackers in the square! "

The year of the rabbit is coming, my single friend, I wish you find a rabbit prince or princess; Married friends, I hope you have a clever little rabbit. If you have children, hee hee, I hope to have a rabbit grandson as soon as possible!

"Tututu ... Tu Tu map ... Tu Tu map ... yes, it's not a tractor, it's Yutu Baby who gives you a Happy New Year! Brought you three things: health, health, or health. "

If you are hungry, make up a loaf of bread; If you are sleepy, go to bed early; Bored, miss the whole family; Usually, smile more; Take care of yourself when you go out; It is better to go home safely than anything else.

The rabbit's tail can't grow, and there is no trouble every day in the Year of the Rabbit. Rabbits' ears are long and long, and they are happy every day in the Year of the Rabbit. The rabbit is jealous as fire, and the year of the rabbit is prosperous. I wish you a happy and auspicious Year of the Rabbit!

Bless not afraid of the soil, send you an auspicious rabbit: scratch the rabbit's ear, many good things; Touch the rabbit's head and live a comfortable life; Pinch the rabbit's leg and get a monthly salary increase; Pinch the rabbit's tail and be happy every day!

In the Year of the Rabbit, I was in a daze alone, but I had an expression like Taskey: I wish you no worries, happy things have been brought, family things have been warmed by you, career things have been heard by you, and everything is happy.

Fireworks are set off in the New Year, and you and I laugh together, wearing new clothes and hats, and the branches of red apricots are full of spring. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and chew Oreo if you have nothing to do. Happy spring festival!

The Year of the Rabbit has come, so let's learn from Comrade Rabbit: eat more radishes, be less angry, chew slowly, keep fit, run and jump frequently, and be alert and observant. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

Grass beside the Qingqing River, Jade Rabbit comes to deliver the treasure. Give you a small red envelope and your salary will go up. Red little red riding hood for you, so lucky. Give you a dahongpao, and love will hold on tight. The news was sent in advance, I wish you all a happy new year!

Rabbit riding an eagle, bon voyage! Rabbits are eating grass, and the god of wealth is coming! Rabbit race, lucky hug! When rabbits itch, wages go up! Rabbits have nests, eat and drink! Rabbits drink water, and life is beautiful!

Plan for the Year of the Rabbit: left-handed gold ingot, right-handed cash cow, lucky photos, money filled with bags, salary doubled, beautiful women around you hiding, going out for a special car, and need to be promoted. As soon as greetings are sent, there will be a reply.

If you want something in the Year of the Rabbit, it will come. If you don't want to be a house slave, the house price will come down; When the child graduates, the rice bowl can come; You can buy tickets on family reunion day; What is happiness? The year of the rabbit is coming. Happy new year!

It's the year of the Rabbit: I'm healthy, I'm healthy, I'm in Jin Yuanbao, I'm laughing, I'm in peace, I'm in BBK, I'm in rejuvenation, I'm in family happiness, I'm charming and handsome, I'm lucky in nine jumps, I'm happy in ten jumps!

The festive season is approaching, the jade rabbit is facing the wind, the auspicious stars are shining high, and happiness is like a landslide. May your front teeth bask in the sun every day in the Year of the Rabbit, listen to good news with long ears, bounce around to make money and have a happy New Year. Hey, cow, rabbit!

Receiving an urgent message from the moon, Yutu secretly descended to Earth on New Year's Eve and is expected to arrive on Earth the next day. Chang 'e decided to quietly send happiness and health to follow the Jade Rabbit, so that it can celebrate the Spring Festival safely. I wish the reporter a happy Year of the Rabbit!

The rabbit beat the drum and sent the big tiger away. The white rabbit jumped up to make you laugh. Grey rabbit shook his head and didn't spit it all out. The yellow rabbit waved his hand and got promoted quickly. Jade rabbit nodded, and the rich girl gained a lot. Happy Year of the Rabbit!

When Tutu pays a New Year call, Bei Ni wishes the pure and lovely people more beautiful, Mifei wishes the innocent people more charming than flowers, and tasker wishes the humorous people to smile at everyone, forget the naughty banter of the rogue rabbit, and raise an eyebrow to make the rabbit angry and overwhelm the grass beside the nest!

When the new year came, the rabbit obeyed it. Rabbit's eyes are red, his career is red, his ears are long, his money is Guang Guang's, his fluffy feelings are deep, his feet are short and his money is full. I wish you a happy Year of the Rabbit and all the best.

Chang 'e said to Yutu: Yutu, this year, we should be down-to-earth, bring youth and beauty to the leftover women, kindness and fraternity to the rich second generation, happiness and fairness to the poor second generation, and harmony and beauty to all corners of the world.

Jade rabbit put money into the Year of Rabbit and followed the earth around the sun, bright and warm. May you dance with the rabbit, money will go in, and Qian Qian will go in every day. Warm, laugh, follow the earth around.

Don't care about life, feelings will never grow old. Friends meet every day, and relatives are happy and healthy. This New Year's Day is just a cloud. Jade rabbit must give strength, or I must have a big pear, you know!

Hello, hello! I am the rabbit of Guanghan Palace. I have given you Fu, Lu and Shou, please check them. I wish you and your family a happy New Year and all the best! Also, please don't eat rabbit meat, thank you!

When the Spring Festival arrives, I send a ballad: "White rabbit, ears pricked up, loves to eat radish and vegetables. It' s so cute to jump! " "Come and study with my rabbit, and send you health and vitality. The Year of the Rabbit is beaming!

Bullets of happiness are flying all over the sky, penetrating the Year of the Rabbit for a whole year. After that, there is good luck to catch up with, and happiness stands in front. The left wing is beautiful, and the right wing is an auspicious legion. You are surrounded by laughter, so surrender to master rabbit!

Little Yutu, skipping and happy New Year. First, the elderly are healthy, and second, the children are safe. Little Jade Rabbit, blink and come to you quietly. I wish you luck and happiness. I wish you endless happiness and beauty.

The year of the rabbit has arrived, and the blessing has come: I wish the new year a new atmosphere, every day; Live in a villa today and get a new car tomorrow; What should I do with the rest of my life? I earn money every day; Never mind the euro or the dollar, go home and pick them up.

Good Year of the Rabbit, really lively: Jade Rabbit newspaper, God of Wealth arrives; Golden rabbits run to send ingots; Silver rabbit jumps and brings money; The male rabbit calls, which has an emotional appeal; The mother rabbit smiles without worrying. Laugh and laugh, and you will never grow old. Jumping is wonderful!

"Go out to drive, credit card to buy tickets. Enter the house and bow your head to respect the old man. Love your wife and educate your son. Jiaozi in the Year of Rabbit, Happy Family! I wish you a happy new year! "

Hairy rabbits jump to welcome the Spring Festival. The rabbit jumped up and down, and it was good luck. The rabbit jumped up and people laughed together. Hairy rabbits jump and jump, and the happy life is getting higher and higher!

Good luck in the new year. Friends and relatives, happy life. Mom and dad, healthy and safe. Brothers and sisters, rich. Happy Year of the Rabbit, forever!

The year of the rabbit is coming, and spring is noisy; Jump out of the predicament; Jump, jump out of the ingot; Jump, jump higher and higher; I wish the whole family a full house of laughter and all the best!

What is the picture of the Year of the Rabbit? Brother rabbit is coming, rabbit is safe, rabbit is happy, rabbit is healthy, rabbit is smooth, rabbit is harmonious, rabbit is happy, rabbit is warm, rabbit is happy and rabbit is happy!

"Dear rabbit, open the door: as soon as the door opens, gold and silver are rolling in; Double doors open, good things are long; Triple doors open, happiness is always there! "

Everyone says that the rabbit's tail can't grow. I said that our friendship is as warm as rabbit hair, as long as rabbit ears, as fast as rabbits, and our bitter days are as short as rabbit tails!

I am the space station. Please check the package sent by Gong Yueyu Rabbit: a health, a happiness, a money, a happiness, a good luck and a happiness. (The above items can be fermented indefinitely! )

The year of the rabbit has arrived, I wish: good luck in the year of the rabbit, congratulations on making a fortune; Long ears, healthy and auspicious; Short tail, family reunion; Eyes red, business is booming; Jumping and laughing!

Jade rabbit jumps into the new year, the rabbit is obedient and happy new year, the rabbit's eyes are red, the rabbit is furry and sincere, the rabbit's ears are rich, and the rabbit's feet are heading for the future. I wish you all a happy New Year and a lucky Year of the Rabbit!

In Hong Hushui, wages are rising year by year. I drive a car and live in a foreign house, and I taste chicken, duck and fish every day. My life is sweet and fragrant. My happy days are very long, and the New Year is more auspicious!

Jade rabbit welcomes the spring, which is auspicious and rich. Rabbits are used to jumping around. May you be healthy, prosperous and caring in the Year of Rabbit!

Forget about me, garlic. I'll send you a message to play. I am not happy tonight. Yutu came with the New Year's Eve dinner. The happiness index will increase and life will be more exciting in the coming year. Don't text your troops back, I wish you long love.

Cry if you miss, throw up if you miss. A cat's waist spits at your heart, and when you touch it with your hands, it is a bead of acacia. Dear, I wish you a happy Year of the Rabbit!

Lift up your rabbit head and let me see your eyes. Your eyes are red, but because you miss me; Your eyes are red, but it's because of your birth year. Smile, rabbit. Happy New Year!

The new year: leftover women find partners, bachelors marry brides, travel by car, and leave their houses at home. Business is booming and income will increase. The troubles have passed and the new year is full of sunshine.

Hello! I'm tutu. I have missed you for twelve years! There is nothing good in the Moon Palace. I only bring you three gifts this time: peace, health and happiness. May you share it with your family on 20 1 1!

Moon Rabbit asked, Sister Beauty, what year is this year? Chang 'e said that this year is the Year of the Jade Rabbit. Soon, the China spacecraft will pick us up. Moon Rabbit happily danced a song, wishing China good weather and good luck.

If you want to trim your upper lip, God says forget it, just leave it as it is. Darwin said, wait, we have to evolve. Emoko said he wanted to save people and go to work. I said let nature take its course, then use him to send blessings. I wish the recipient all the best!

The Year of the Tiger is a new and interesting year. QQ farm opens land, buys seeds, and doesn't get angry when the vegetables are stolen. Planting red roses in the New Year symbolizes love and missing. Bundle flowers gently and see you in the New Year.

Your passbook says: I am so fat, put on extra-large clothes quickly; Your medicine cabinet says: nobody cares about you all the year round, and you are in a hurry; Your keeper said: I mingled with good luck and poured into one gang after another.

You come from the moon palace, and whiteness is your charm; You run to the love nest, and gentleness is your feeling. You say your thoughts with red eyes, and I will send you a red message to see your mobile phone: Happy New Year, Rabbit!

I wish you happiness like a rabbit's ear-dragon; Your stock is like a rabbit's eye-red; Your money is as thick as rabbit hair; Your progress is as fast as a rabbit!

Don't say that you didn't see it. Snow dance is a spring breeze. Don't say that you didn't hear it. The moon caresses the bud and smiles. Don't say that you didn't receive it. Jade Rabbit descended to earth. Don't say that you didn't receive it. Bless you. Still too affectionate, Chang 'e will always accompany you!

"Chang 'e flew to heaven again, and Jade Rabbit was invited home. Shake your ears, open your eyes, bow and say "Happy New Year": all your wishes come true and you are healthy. Happiness falls from the sky, always happy! "

Watch the Spring Festival party? The master's blessing is my blessing; The smile of the host is my smile; The New Year bell ringing at the party is my blessing to you. Lucky year of rabbit! Good luck!

I wish you a happy New Year in the Year of the Rabbit: unpleasant things are shorter than the rabbit's tail, happy times are longer than the rabbit's ears, and rich resources make the rabbit laugh, jump and jump, be healthy, and be happy and auspicious!

My ears are very long. I usually hide in the grass. I am the busiest this spring. I want to be the king of animals! I wish you a better life than me, healthy as a wolf, gold to carry home, buy two or three rooms, happy and auspicious every day!

"Family stability is the most critical, and the wife's status cannot be changed; Anti-disease, anti-pressure and anti-inflation, car slaves and house slaves are different; Oriental Xiangyun Xiaoming, Jade Rabbit flies into others; I wish you a new year, a new atmosphere and a hundred years of happiness! "

Blessing words are flying all over the sky, and you can catch a bunch at your fingertips. As long as you choose carefully, you can send it to whoever you want! Blessing, really good! Sincerely wish you a word in the new year: "good"!

New year's advice: because you will get what you want, you must only think on the bright side! Because happiness will fall from the sky, so be careful to be carried away by happiness! Walk with your head up, beware of tripping over your wallet, walk with your head down, and drop gold bars on your heart.

On the day when I release the tiger to the mountain and wait for the rabbit, I will pass on a secret to you: people are people, people are people, everyone does it, everyone does it. According to this practice, the country will prosper, the family will prosper, people will be expensive, and things will succeed. Good luck in the Spring Festival!

The Year of the Tiger is a grand exhibition, and the Year of the Rabbit is a very successful month. After yesterday, today and tomorrow, I wish you a higher happiness index and get stronger every year. Rabbits are floating in the rivers and lakes. If you are unhappy, you will get angry! Good luck in the Year of the Rabbit!

"Chinese New Year is coming soon, we will get together soon, we will have dinner soon, we will watch the Spring Festival Gala soon, we will listen to the whip soon, we will miss you again soon, and we will give you a Happy New Year soon-good luck in the New Year! The rabbit is happy! "

I wish you a happy new year-happiness index and Shanghai Composite Index have a good journey; Family income and national GDP have been rising all the way; Lottery tickets want to be planted like QQ farm; Weight is like house price? If you can't get up, you won't go!

Rabbit year code: 1. Don't eat grass beside the nest, aim in all directions; 2. Although the tail is short, it does not need to be clipped, which is very frank and open; 3. I am jealous not because others live better than me, but because I live better for myself; 4, vegetarian, but don't mess with me, I am anxious to bite you; 6. Take care of your new home, hometown and mother-in-law's house, and we will have three caves! Haha, I wish you a happy and auspicious Year of the Rabbit!

"White rabbit, in vain, I wish you good luck in the new year, I wish the house price down, I wish the stock to rise, and I wish the road smooth sailing; If you are in good health, you will get rich and be happy every day! "

"Chang' e came to welcome the spring, and the door was opened in the Guanghan Palace; Silver jade rabbit with cassia twig, jumped off the ground to pay a New Year call; Always worship health; Second, worship the money rolling in; Bye, laugh and have fun! Good luck in the Year of the Rabbit! "

Warm family! Love has been harvested! Buy a house! You won the ticket! Buy a car! Earn stocks! The salary has gone up! 20 1 1 year has come, and the jade rabbit has been given to you! Yutu sends you a blessing!

Spring Festival is coming, don't run away. When parents are old, they spend less and less time with them; When the people we love laugh, our life will get rid of those troubles. I wish my friend nothing to disturb and happiness like a bird in the Year of Rabbit!

The Year of the Rabbit is as lively and happy as a rabbit, children grow up as happy as a rabbit, teenagers are as energetic as rabbits, middle-aged people are as agile and decent as rabbits, and old people are as carefree as rabbits!