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Selling interesting advertising words at the booth

Selling interesting advertising words at the booth

Lead: buying goods depends on eyesight, and trading on stalls can often attract customers. The following are the funny advertising words I shared with you about selling stalls. Welcome to learn from them!

Street stalls selling funny advertising words 1

1. If you want to buy something, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.

2. Anyone can afford two yuan of rain in Mao Mao, which will not affect your smoking and drinking beer, nor will it affect your dating and drinking drinks and buying movie tickets.

You buy a one-dollar plastic comb. Either here or there is broken. You have to pay a few more dollars a year, don't you? !

4. Do not bargain, do not bargain. Our factory has explained that we can't buy RMB if we are short of it, and we only sell RMB when the shopping mall sells the price block. This price won't be very high. Today, the factory is selling directly, not making everyone a penny, just promoting the factory. It took you ten years to buy it home. Is it worth this yuan?

Two dollars is not expensive, so there is no need to have a family meeting.

6. Two dollars is nothing, you can't hurt your waist, you can't do anything, you can't buy a house, you can't buy land.

7. Two dollars is not much. I can't buy a house or a car, so I can only buy my son a toy car that won't smoke.

8. Two dollars is not much. Can't buy a house or a car, can't travel to Singapore.

9. Two dollars is not much, so you can't go to Taiwan Province and Singapore.

10. Two dollars is very common. It is better to lose a game of sparrows than to eat less gum.

1 1. Buy what you buy and get what you want. There will be distribution in big shopping malls in the future. If you don't sell it, it will cost you eight dollars. One yuan and two yuan stores don't sell them, because he wants to make you 60 cents and make you a piece. Today, the manufacturer sent me to do advertising promotion. I came in a hurry. If you are in a hurry, you are not afraid to buy one. Remember, today, you are not here to cheat you of a dollar. We all rely on quality for publicity. Today, we only charge you RMB.

12. Those who hang gold medals and sell genuine products are repeat customers. Spend a little money to buy good goods, it is your fault not to buy them. Spend a little money on good goods, it's your fault not to buy them!

13. Feel free to use it, buy it boldly, don't hesitate, don't hesitate, your hesitation and hesitation are all in vain.

Street stalls selling funny advertising words 2

1. In the year of reform and opening up, everyone did not lack this money, and the RMB was relatively small. Give it to me and you don't have to change it.

2. Smoking hurts the lungs, drinking hurts the stomach, the sauna is too expensive, and it is expensive to go to karaoke bars. Playing mahjong and gambling disturbs society. Might as well buy a beef tendon comb.

Opportunities don't come every day. Do it when you should, and don't leave empty-handed.

4. Buy a horse and run, good goods buy buy, big girls pick up their wives! Buy a comb, of course, buy a beef tendon comb.

If you want to buy something, go there quickly. Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should.

6. Smoking hurts the liver, drinking hurts the stomach, playing mahjong tires the society, and finding a lady is a criminal offence.

7. Go to Dongjie West Street to see if there is any. If you haven't, you should do it when you should. Opportunities don't come every day.

8. You can buy with confidence and use boldly. All my products are guaranteed! One guarantee and two guarantees, all products shine.

9. Buy a set, bring a set, everyone needs it; Buy one, bring one and use it intelligently at home.

10. From the north to the south, from Inner Mongolia to Guangdong Province, from Guangdong Province to Foshan, now the new Foshan, the buildings are getting taller and taller, the roads are getting wider and wider, the lights are getting brighter and brighter, and the people have enough to eat and wear decent clothes. Who didn't have a dollar on him in the year of reform and opening up? Don't you have money to buy a better comb? Don't hesitate, don't wander, you can't buy anything by hesitation.

1 1. This comb is of top quality and can be taken home for two yuan.

12. The quality of this comb is the top melon. Why don't you know how to take it home?

13. The quality of this comb is the top melon. Buy it home and your wife will praise you.

14. You are here today. Even if you are in a hurry, you are not afraid to choose one. New products are on the market. At present, large and small supermarkets have not delivered goods. Today, the manufacturer sent me to promote it, and I didn't earn you a penny. If you don't buy it today, you can buy it in various supermarkets later. The retail price is RMB.

15. It's much better to buy one as a gift than to buy cigarettes and wine. It can also connect feelings and save money. This is respect for the elderly to send their parents; Lovers send their partners online; Send friends and relatives, and no one will forget you. This is a thousand miles to send goose feathers, which is light and affectionate.

16. From south to north, from local to central, no one has ever used several combs in every household. It is precisely because the combs bought in the past are too easy to rot. Today, you can buy a beef tendon comb that can be broken and twisted for only one yuan.

Street stalls selling funny advertising words three

1. Zhang San bought a horse, Zhang San rode it, and Li Si was in a hurry not to buy it.

2. Zhang San buys a horse, Zhang San rides, Li Si is not in a hurry, and his heart is not as good as action!

3. Everyone uses it, everyone uses it, and it is rare to touch it if you want to buy it.

4. Don't be afraid of wolves before and tigers after. You don't make decisions on big and small issues. You stood here all morning and then went home-everything was delayed, wasn't it?

5. Dare not spend two dollars. When can you become an entrepreneur? You can't be a family, you can only be a nanny.

6. You didn't waste two dollars. You use it every day. (I use it all year round and every day) I'm doing it, you're watching, your eyes are counting, and your heart is counting. Do you think a dollar is worth it?

7. Two dollars is not a small sum. If you buy a product, you have to buy a good one. If this comb is worth a dollar, you can see it clearly.

8. Two dollars is affordable and not expensive.

9. Being willing to spend small change is a good host.

10. these three or two dollars are not money, but they will be spent after a stroll. These three or two dollars are nothing. If you can't hurt your waist, it's a big deal. You dare not spend three or two dollars. On that day, you can only be an entrepreneur, not a home, not a master, but a nanny for others.

1 1. In the year of reform and opening up, even children had a dollar.

12. RMB is a receipt, and it was spent as soon as I visited the street.

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