Funny quotes about Double Eleven

1. Double Eleven is here, let me teach you a way to get out of singles - chase me.

2. I just chopped off my left hand, and now I use my right hand to browse Moments.

3. Singles’ Day is coming soon. I’ll teach you how to get out of singles. Follow me.

4. Are the people who spent Singles’ Day with you last year still there this year?

5. Double Eleven is coming soon. I don’t know why my husband has collected all the bank cards at home. Is this for wool?

6. Handsome people are celebrating Singles’ Day, and ugly people are showing off their affection.

7. I’m not afraid of celebrating Singles’ Day, I’m afraid that the person I like won’t celebrate Singles’ Day.

8. Recruitment: In order to relieve the pain of being single on Singles' Day, I have specially hired a number of boyfriends. Those who perform well will be hired on a long-term basis.

9. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and no one can repair them; being single is happy, being single is happy, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

10. Double Eleven, looking at the huge discounts, is really beyond my ability.