Direct selling inspirational jokes

In the busy life, it is very important to keep a good mood, so I also found some inspirational jokes, I hope you like them.

Inspirational joke 1:

1. love in the workplace: with the strong support of the higher authorities and the enthusiastic help of the brother units, through one year's efforts, we have achieved brilliant results: First, we have strengthened our understanding of the loneliness of single life; Second, when to set up a small family and achieve a kind of knowledge; Thirdly, we have made clear our responsibility in how to nurture our future love crystallization; Fourth, we have strengthened our confidence in our future life. I hereby report it.

Nowadays, office workers get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, do more than cows and eat worse than pigs. Hey, they really deserve this salary. Overtime. See you tomorrow! No, overtime. See you every day!

3. What does the company choose? Beautiful? The way of activity and election is to answer puzzles. Xiao Li of the engineering department won the prize? Beautiful? The title of, from now on, colleagues are called Xiao Liwei? Where's Li? !

The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave, and the mood after work is as relaxed as after defecation. So, what is the daily life of brothers in the workplace? Go to the cemetery to shit every day, then go home, then go to the cemetery to shit, and then go home.

5, the wind blows gently, the salary is ambiguous, the moon hangs high, the holidays are worrying, the birds fly high, working overtime is really tired, and luck goes hand in hand. Can you pay more, dear workplace, give me a little sunshine, and I will treat you as heaven?

6, clockwork information to express your mind, saying that friends should pay attention: the boss gives you a drop of water, let you report; The boss is too kind to you. I want you to work hard! Friends, be careful not to be fooled. Taking care of yourself is the first priority!

7. Because I went to work, I went out less; Because busy, friends are far away; Because of leadership, good temper; Because of the economy, wages are low; I'm crazy because of the competition! Well, this is work.

8. At work, everyone pretends to be twenty-five. After work, he looks like a bachelor. Look at the time when he is at work and urge him to leave quickly. After work, he took the ticket home and counted it slowly. Hard work at work is a tiger after work!

9. Work is like going to war. Subordinates are always bombarded by superiors. It is inevitable that some people will die heroically. If you want to never die, you must work hard and rest day and night to win!

10, Xiao Wang asked the stationmaster for an ashtray, and the stationmaster was busy. Very easy to read: Find it yourself and use any one! ? Xiao Wang:? I didn't see it! ? The webmaster threw out a sentence:? Then download one! ?

1 1. In summer, the manager wore a pair of thin pants and stood in front of the podium to give a lecture. Suddenly, he just listened? Cut? Suddenly, the manager's pants opened, revealing his beautiful buttocks. Suddenly, there was silence in the room, only Xiao Gang whispered to Xiao Ming. Look how red the manager's face is! ?

12. It's really tiring to go home from work until dark. My wife is still waiting to go home. The children have fallen asleep. The money hasn't entered the cabinet yet. My hands are moldy. I will be miserable tomorrow. Go to bed early now.

13, our company is a good unit! Although I get off work late, I go to work early! Although there is less rest, there is more overtime! Although our bonus is less, our business is more! Although our salary is low, our workload is very heavy! Young people should exercise themselves as much as possible in the shortest time!

14, the boss received the task and handed it over to the manager. The manager felt that it could not be solved, so he handed it over to his subordinates. The subordinate reacted strongly that it could not be solved and pushed the task to the manager. The manager had no choice but to tell the boss. No one in the whole company can take this task! ? The boss got angry and said, now I'm the only one taking the task. Are you saying I'm not human?

15. In a clothing store, a young woman is trying on a dress in front of a fitting mirror.

The shop assistant said, Sister, this dress is a little too big for you. ? The young woman said, Great. I want this big one. ? Asked the salesman? Why buy a big one? The young woman said: When I put it on, my husband saw it and said that I had lost weight and it worked. ?

16. A lady went to the plastic surgery department of the hospital to have a double chin operation. After the operation, the doctor asked her: Do you have any other requirements?

? Is there any way to make my eyes bigger and more magical?

? Oh, yes, you just need to look at your bill. ?

17. In order to cultivate my son's financial ability from an early age, I asked him to bring back the receipt after shopping. My son is obedient. He bought a can of yogurt after school yesterday, and a lollipop at school today, and all the receipts for 80 points were back. I am very happy.

In the end, there was a vendor selling onions at the gate of the community, which was much cheaper than the supermarket. I was just about to pay when the phone rang? It was not until I got home that I remembered to buy onions. I had to let my son run, and the little guy went out happily. Not long after, my son came back with a bundle of onions and handed me a small ticket. I told my husband that now all the vendors have prepared business receipts. Hearing this, my son ran over and said, Mom, as soon as I asked them if they had a receipt, I bought it in the supermarket. ? As soon as I saw it, the price was 80 cents more expensive than the stall, and it was four yuan more.

18. Manager Zhang is forty years old this year, but he looks older. One day, a new employee came and chatted in the office. The new employee said that Manager Zhang looked very young. Manager Zhang asked him to guess his age, and the new employee said, you are only fifty. ?

Manager Zhang shook his head in disappointment, and the new employee quickly asked, How old is my guess from your age? Others said:? Ten years old. ? The new employee said excitedly, you are so young. You said you were sixty, but I really don't believe you. ?

19. One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road while enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely. Suddenly, a truck came in front of him, and the driver with black teeth rolled down his window and called him a pig.

Zhang Sanyue became more and more angry. He rolled down the window and turned to curse: "You are the pig!" " Just after scolding, I bumped into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards. )

20. A bus full of passengers was driving fast on the downhill road, and a man was running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. I am the driver of this car! 」

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

2 1. Yesterday in the sea area of the supermarket, a crab tried very hard to climb from the box with the price of 18.99 to the box with the price of 29.99, regardless of the situation of being tied! I stopped to stare for a long time and couldn't help but burst into tears. . . . What a touching inspirational story.

Inspirational joke 2:

Story 1

Father and son passed by the door of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father. People who take this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! ? Father replied airily:? People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! ?

Story 2

A bus full of passengers was driving fast on the downhill slope, and a man was running after it. A passenger stretched out the window and said to the car chaser, dude, forget it! You can't catch up! ? I must catch up with it, the man panted. I am the driver of this car! ?

Story 3

One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain path. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly a truck came head on. The driver with black teeth rolled down his window and shouted at him. Pig! ? Zhang Sanyue became more and more bored and angry, so he rolled down his window and turned to curse. You are the pig! ? No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Story 4

The little boy asked his father: Does the father always know more than his son? Dad replied:? Of course! ? The little boy asked, who invented the lamp? Dad:? It was Edison. The little boy asked again:? Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?

Story 5

There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar has taken great efforts, but it still can't be pried open. The key came, his thin body got into the hole, and the big lock just turned gently. Dad? It opened with a bang. Hard core asks strangely: Why can't I open it even if I work so hard, but you are light?

And it opens easily? The key said: Because I know his heart best.

Story six

A man needs 6,543,800 yuan to buy a car, but he only brings 99.998 yuan in cash, just 2 yuan money!

Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door and said to the beggar. Please give me 2 yuan money, I want to buy a car! ?

Hearing this, the beggar generously took out 4 yuan money and handed it to the man, saying? Buy me one, too. ?

Wu Yu: If you have completed more than 90% of the tasks, then anyone can help you succeed easily. On the contrary, if you do nothing, the gods can't save you.

Professional counterpart

The manager said to the boss. Gaines, this guy is hopeless He dozed off all day, and I changed three jobs for him, but he still kept his bad habits. :?

? Let him sell pajamas. Hang an advertising sign on him: quality pajamas, live demonstration. ? The boss said.

Wu Yu: There are no useless people in the workplace, only people who use them in the wrong place.

sleeping pill

The haggard patient said to the doctor, the wild dog outside my window barks all night, which is driving me crazy! ? The doctor prescribed him sleeping pills. A week later, the patient came again, looking more tired than last time.

The doctor asked: Are sleeping pills ineffective? The patient listless way:? I chase those dogs every night, but even if I finally catch one, it won't take sleeping pills. ?

Wu Yu: If any failure can be traced back to the source, it is the wrong direction.