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What words will make you unlucky?

Netizens often email me to ask about the following things. I believe many of them have been encountered by everyone.

People say it is not good to get married in your zodiac year. I knew this was important at the time, but I still got married without hesitation, and the result was divorce.

A colleague won 2,000 yuan by buying lottery tickets. They asked her to treat them, but she said no. As a result, she fell and injured herself three days later.

My brother and his sister-in-law went to the temple, and my sister-in-law burned incense and worshiped Buddha. My brother saw her kneeling and laughed at her, saying that she really believed it. As a result, after walking a few steps out of the temple, my brother fell down and knelt down, unable to stand up. Finally, his sister-in-law helped him up.

My friend’s aunt also went to the temple. When she saw Maitreya Buddha, she laughed at his big penis. When she got home, her vagina started to hurt. Even after looking at Chinese and Western medicine, she couldn’t diagnose it. There was no way. I found an immortal, followed the instructions, and it was fine immediately.

Today my family praised me for being okay recently and not getting sick, but they said I would get sick soon within three days.

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There are countless examples like this. There is a saying called "If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a loss in front of you." Come true! It is also used to describe someone's mouth that is very bad. Sometimes it is also used to describe someone's mouth that is very hateful. Good things don't work but bad things work.

There was once a story about a farmer A who held a happy event and held a big banquet to invite the villagers to eat and celebrate. During the dinner, an old resident B said to him: "It's too dangerous for you to pile up all the fodder for cattle in the kitchen. If it burns up, it will be terrible!" When A heard this, he was furious: "My family has always kept it like this. Use it." Don't worry about this!"

This winter, the weather was extremely dry, and the wind blew the flames in the stove onto the haystack, and the fire broke out. A quickly put out the fire with the help of the villagers. Although there were losses, fortunately the house was saved. To thank everyone for their help, A held a banquet again. While changing cups, a neighbor accidentally mentioned B. If you had accepted B's reminder last time, the fire would not have happened. The person you should be grateful to most should be B. A regretted so much that he brought generous gifts to B's house and came to say thank you.

It can be seen from the above examples that the Chinese are a nation with a particularly strong mentality of "seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages", and they pay attention to "gloss" in everything. Report good news to leaders and friends rather than bad news. Choose auspicious days for important events. Choose a number with 6, 8 or 9 for your mobile phone number. Not only do you not say "unfavorable words" to yourself, you also don't allow others to say "unfavorable words" to you. Once someone reminds you that something may have adverse consequences, you immediately reprimand him: You can't say something nice if you have a crow's mouth. ? Over time, people have formed the habit of pretending not to see hidden dangers when they see them; because no one wants to touch the "bad luck" and be the "crow's mouth" in others' eyes. The direct consequence of this is that many hidden dangers that could have been eliminated were allowed to develop into painful tragedies!

In daily life, we often hear that one of the couples is unlucky after a quarrel. A certain person often suffers from bad luck after being reviled by others. So, in daily life, what words cannot be said, or will bring bad luck if you say them? Today, we will discuss it from the perspective of folklore. 1. The power of an unshakable tongue

This chapter was recorded in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", one of the four famous works: During the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Liang went to Dongwu as an envoy, fought with the Confucian scholars, and persuaded Sun Quan and Zhou Yu Allied with Liu to fight Cao Cao and defeated Cao Cao in Chibi. Therefore, it was spread about Zhuge Liang's power of good conversation. The sage said: "A three-inch tongue is stronger than a million teachers." Scene 8 of the Cantonese opera "Guan Hanqing": "I hope you will write new lyrics, write more scripts, and criticize with words and writing, which will be better than his millions of soldiers." This shows the huge deterrent and harm caused by words. 2. What words you say in life will bring bad luck 1. Don’t say words of complaint

The line “Don’t say it” can often be seen and heard in Buddhist Zen language, and it refers to the subtle Zen language in it. With Tianji. Complaints usually represent cynical, extremely selfish factors in which everyone is evil but I am the only one who is good. At the same time, if you complain too much, your own aura will be accumulated by bad luck. Naturally, you will easily feel that everything is difficult, you will pay more but get less, and you will encounter many obstacles in doing things.

2. Don’t say negative words

Negative words and complaints are very unlucky words. Because being angry often means not trying your best, not trying your best despite difficulties, and giving up halfway, which adds more bad luck and bad luck. Therefore, it is not advisable to say this kind of words often. If you say it too much, it will naturally be bad luck. 3. Don’t say hurtful words

Hurtful words are undoubtedly composed of a series of swear words and a series of bad words. According to folklore, people who swear and hurt others all day long will naturally not have good luck, because all your thoughts are focused on bringing others down. How can you have good luck? If you destroy others and worry about others taking revenge, which makes you anxious every day, then your luck will be very bad. 4. If you brag, be moderate