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I treat the advertisement of Three Kingdoms Kill as a joke.

One day, the leader found him playing the Three Kingdoms Kill at work.

Leader: "Hey, do you play games at work?"

Me: "Hmm. . Have you seen through it? "

Leader: "so many people, you are dancing, I can see at a glance that you are playing!" " "

Widow: "I didn't expect this."

Leader: "Hum, it reminds you what I am!" " "

Widow: "Let me think again."

Leader: "What do you think? Give it back to me! "

Widow: "No, not yet."

Leader: "Why don't you retire?" Go up and press the reset button.

Widow: "the great cause has not been accomplished, not accomplished!" " "

Leader: "You are still full of energy! Say, how to punish you? "

Widow: "Please whip me."

Leader: "I'm not kidding you, don't giggle!" " "

Widow: "That's it."

Leader: "I think you want to rebel, so what?" Where do you think you can go?

Me: "Serve people with virtue."

Leader: "I still tell you, I really can't spare you today!" " "

Me: "Take it."

Leader: "Let me take it? I tell you, I can't turn a blind eye to this matter. "

Me: "Two. . I can't see it on both sides. "

Leader: "That would be even worse. To tell the truth, you are not the only one who plays games at work. If I catch you today, I will make an example of you. "

My wife: "I would rather be blamed by the world than by me!" " "

Leader: "What do you mean? Is it reasonable to play games? "

Widow: "Who can stop me?"

Leader: "You, you are still stubborn, are you going to piss me off?"

Widow: "Please rest."

Leader: "... I'm resting, who will treat you?"

Widow: "Is it really difficult to go against destiny?"

Leader: "If I had known this, why should I have!"

My widow: "It is difficult to go against the sky, but it is easy to know the sky."

Leader: "I'm a god, I'm here to clean you up!" " "

Me: "Cough, cough"

Leader: "I can hear what you just said. Do you really think I can't cure you? "

Me: "Impossible."

Leader: "Hey, it's my treat today."

Widow: "It's all yours."

Leader: "Who else can I be?"

My wife: "20 years later, I am a hero again!" " "

Leader: "You despise me, don't you?"

I "wait and see."

Leader: "What am I looking at?"

Widow: "Look, you are the first to sell."

Leader: "You scold me! Ok, let's go to the boss! "

Me: "All right."

Leader: "Well, let's see who's in charge today!" "

Widow: "Fu Bo, I went."

Leader: "What did you say, boss ... boss is you ... I ... what ... then ... you play your game ... I'm ... I'll leave you alone."

Widow: "Be careful next time."