What humorous greetings are there?

0 1 1, there has always been a question that I really want to ask you, that is, are you from the earth? How can there be a lovely girl like you on our earth? How can there be such a lovely girl as you?

2. Brother, why are you so handsome? Why are you so loving and good-natured? You are the most admirable of all the boys I have ever met.

Hello, I didn't find anyone as excellent as you before I met you. Although the clothes you wear are not famous brands, you have the effect of wearing big brands.

4. Whenever I see your WeChat avatar, I think you are a lovely person. Sure enough, as soon as we met, you were just like your head, so cute and moving, so lively and cheerful.

5, you are still young, I can't bear to fall in love with you.

6. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

7. I have done a lot of evil, and I hope you will do harm for the people.

8. In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day waiting for my dad to make a fortune.

9. Girls nowadays are too poor. I said to visit her house, but she said there was nothing I could do.

10, I'm going to meet my parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

1 1. I didn't know it was so simple to give up someone I like until I saw your household registration photo.

12, especially like to eat with friends who like to eat and chat. Usually when they are chatting, I am immersed in eating.

13, it's a good thing I don't have a date, otherwise I would reach out and reply to your message in such a cold day, hum.

14. If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself.

15. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old women.

16 I have been afraid to ask what kind of boy you like, because I am afraid that you will say you like me.

17, when you encounter unlucky things in your life, don't be depressed, cheer up, you have to believe that the worse is yet to come.

18, I was so stupid today that I didn't see a tree.

19, you are so beautiful. I am so handsome that I deserve you.

20. Will you play this game to meet me?

2 1, your face value is very high, you should come and talk to me.

The first person I thought of when I saw this photo of the pig was you.

23. Tonight is a full moon, and the full moon night is very suitable for our date.