Drinking and watching cold jokes

"Look at your sad face. What's wrong? "

The teacher asked to write an article entitled "What did I do yesterday? "

"Well, what did you do yesterday?"

"drink."

"You are so stupid! I tell you, if you keep writing, why don't you just change the word' drinking' to' reading'? "

Xiao Ming had a brainwave and said with the help of God, "I got up early in the morning to study. After reading for a long time, I found that there were still half a book. I thought about it and read the second half of the book in one breath, but I didn't think it was enough, so I went to the store and bought another one. When I came back, I met my friend on the road. When I looked into his eyes, I knew he had read almost. "