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Look at these words. How do children write with slingshots?
Example:
Love birds:
One day, a little boy ran out of his house He made a slingshot out of wood and picked up a stone. Just as he was about to shoot birds, a little girl ran from behind and shouted, "Stop! Don't shoot birds. "
"What if I hit a few birds!" The little boy said angrily. The little girl said, "Small animals are our good friends. Do you know how many bugs a bird can eat a year? " The little boy said, "I don't know." The little girl said, "Birds can eat more than 100,000 bugs a year!" "
The little boy crushed the slingshot to pieces.
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