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That thing in the women's bathhouse

? This is a house made of red bricks. It is very simple. There is a pool of white water under the house. There is a big stone in the water. The water is covered with blue Shi Zhuan. There are several stools scattered on the shore. There are several spikes nailed into the wall. A solar lamp is hung on the eaves. My home is in the eaves above the pool. Yes, I am a crow, a crow just learning to fly. My mother told me that the place where I live is a women's bathhouse.

? Although this place is shabby, there are many people taking a bath every day. Besides being able to see their glistening bodies, my favorite thing is to "eavesdrop" on their stories.

? There are few people in the bathhouse during the day, and occasionally old people come. They help each other to take a bath. After dinner, a large number of women will flood in. They finish their farm work during the day and take a hot bath at night, saying that they are relaxed and have a good sleep after taking a shower. There are also individuals who bring grandchildren of three or two years old to join in the fun. They rambled, touted each other and laughed at each other, "chattered" and were very lively. It was not until after ten o'clock in the evening that the bathhouse would be quiet. Then we can barely sleep.

I tossed and turned in my nest tonight, and I couldn't sleep for a long time. The reason is this. At noon today, the sun was shining, my parents went out for food, and my brothers and sisters were burying their heads and catching up on sleep. When my eyes were half open and half closed, I suddenly heard "Nao ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I was a little angry when I was disturbed by a good sleep, and my eyes stared at them.

after careful observation, I found that the thin old man turned out to be blind. She knocked on the ground with a bamboo pole because she couldn't see it, and my anger subsided, but after hearing their conversation, my anger rushed to my forehead again. I don't understand why there are such vicious women in this world ...

? The two old people are sisters, the fat one is my sister, and the blind one is my sister. My sister married away to other places, while my sister stayed in the village and married a man with a foreign surname. The two sisters haven't seen each other for a decade or two. In the past few days, my sister missed her, so my family sent her a long way to reunite with her for a few days. Today, the weather is fine, and the two sisters made an appointment to take a bath in the bathhouse where they often came as children. After chatting, my sister asked about my sister's life, only to know that my sister had a particularly difficult life in recent years.

? My parents died shortly after my sister got married, leaving my sister alone at home. My sister was young and my relatives didn't want to increase the burden. So I married my sister who just turned 15 to a man in the village who had just lost his wife. The man had two sons, one was three years old and the other was one year old. My sister became a stepmother when she got married. In the third year, my sister was pregnant, but the child died less than ten days after birth. A few days after the child's death, her man slipped from the cliff and died on the spot because he went up the mountain to dig bird's nest to supplement his family. My sister, who hasn't come out of the child's death, has fallen into great sadness again. She cries every day, and her eyes have fallen into the root of the disease in the month. But even if I can't get out, there are still two boys to eat at home, and my sister can only be strong. Dragging a thin body, my sister worked in the fields during the day to earn work points, and at night she helped others sew and mend, thus subsidizing the family and pulling the two brothers to grow up. Life was hard, but fortunately, both brothers grew up healthily and got married. Within two years, the two brothers separated, and the second son, married with children, went to work in other provinces. She was assigned to her eldest son's home when she was old, but the days when she thought she had come through thick and thin were worse. The eldest son and daughter-in-law are not good friends. Because of years of farm work and staying up late to mend clothes, her eyes began to be blurred, and she could no longer work in the fields and do nothing at home. Because there was no value, the eldest son's daughter-in-law began to torture her. At first, she scolded her every day, and gradually began to do it. She also locked the cupboard door and refused to give her food, put her bedding on the head of Niulou, and took all the money that the younger son sent her for herself. In desperation, she could only support the bamboo pole and go everywhere to pick up bottles to sell and change something to eat. The eldest son is not ignorant of these things, but he chooses to turn a blind eye.

? When the days are hard, she has no food for several days. I can only ask for something to eat at my neighbor's house. When the eldest son and daughter-in-law found out, they gave her another beating. Life was hard at that time, and she thought about when she would die, but she wanted to see her little grandson more. Hungry and cold for several years, just when she thought that the days were coming to an end, the neighbor told her youngest son about her experience. The younger son immediately returned to the village with his family, had a big fight with the eldest son's family and took her over. Although the younger son's family was poor, it was fortunate that she had a conscience and her daughter-in-law had no malice. Every day, she cooked meals and brought them to her side. When the youngest son came back, she was completely blind. Although she has lived in her youngest son's house for two years, and her daughter-in-law is also very filial, she helps others nearby in order to take care of her, but she is still afraid of adding burden to them and always wants to commit suicide. If my sister hadn't come back this time, maybe she wouldn't be in this world ...

? Listening to her story, I am more and more angry. How can there be such a son, and so is her eldest daughter-in-law? Isn't she a mother? Isn't she afraid that her future children will treat her like this? It's even worse than our crows. If I see her eldest daughter-in-law, I'll fly over and peck her eyes and let her feel ...