The humorous classic lines of characters in Crayon Shin-chan cartoons

The humorous classic lines of the characters in the Crayon Shin-chan cartoon (Part 1)

1. I will remember it until I forget it.

2. There is a kind of loneliness called Xiaoxin

3. Teacher: Now in the ‘First Aid’ class, someone is injured, what should be the first step? Xiaoxin: I know, ask him if he wants to donate organs?

4. My dreams are all about you, you are my dream. ----"Crayon Shin-chan"

5. Meiyou: Xiaoxin, look, your sister scores the test, and you get the score. Xiaoxin: I did as you said. Meiya: What did I say? Xiaoxin: You said I would be fine as long as I am half as good as my sister.

6. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don’t say I don’t care, even if I do, so what! Everyone will encounter an unexpected heavy rain in their life. If you are caught in the rain, I hope someone will hold an umbrella for you; if not, I hope you will be in the mood to listen to the rain.

7. For countless moments, I thought, it would be nice if you were here, but in the end, I got through all these moments alone. Later, no, thank you. I taste the ups and downs by myself, I bear the joy and sorrow by myself; I am my own sun, I don’t need to rely on anyone else’s light.

8. Xiaoxin: Mom, you said that anything you do must have a beginning and an end, and you can’t give up halfway, right? Mom: That’s right. Xiaoxin: Well, the series ends today. You can’t stop me from watching it.

9. Mom: I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games. Xiaoxin: You can’t blame me. Mom: Do you want to blame me? Xiaoxin: Yes, who told you to walk so softly?

10. Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explain. Believe it or not, it's just a matter of a thought. People who understand me, why bother to explain. You didn't hold me back, I didn't look back, so we can be happy for the rest of our lives; no one is wrong, it's really just an unfortunate timing.

11. Leaving in a big way is a temptation, but a real departure is silent without saying goodbye. Those who want to take you home will come to you from all directions; those who want to eat with you will love both sweet and bitter food; those who want to see you will come from thousands of miles away.

12. There is always a lot of helplessness in life. As long as you persevere, you will find that you will be more helpless.

13. Xiaoxin: Teacher, I need to go to the toilet. Teacher: No, it’s class time now. Why didn’t you go after class just now? Xiaoxin: The time after class is so precious, what a pity it is to use it to go to the toilet!

14. Xiaoxin: You won’t be able to pay the ransom by then? ! Xiaoxin: That’s it. Meiya: Let’s go quickly. Xiaoxin: Just pee one more time.

15. Xiaoxin: Is there any soy sauce for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store if you don’t have anything?

17. Mom: Swimming is great. Xiaoxin: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Mom: Do you mean like a mermaid? Xiaoxin: No, you have more and more crow’s feet.

18. If you force yourself to do something like this, you will only damage your body. I still think the sentence "It's naturally straight from the bridge to the bow" is the best.

19. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, first do mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration, and if you do it again, what will happen? Xiaoxin: Someone will accuse you of sexual harassment----"Crayon Shin-chan"

20. Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met." Xiaoxin: "Thank you. How did you figure it out?" Sister: "No matter what happens, you push it away." Humorous and classic lines from characters in Crayon Shin-chan cartoons (Part 2)

1. People are not that good. ?

2. Hello~ Miss, do you like green peppers? ?

3. There is really nothing you can do about today’s children! ?

4. Let’s get rid of smallpox! ?

5. Miss, do you like to add chopped green onions when eating natto? ?

6. Show your butt to the light. Show your butt to the light.

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7. Big sister, do you like to eat green peppers? ?

8. I will remember until I forget. ?

9. Can natto still be called natto without adding green onions? ? ?

10. The alien with leaky butt shakes shake shakes. ?

11. My name is Nohara Shinnosuke. I am 5 years old and I hate eating green peppers! ?

12. The food cooked by Nini’s mother still tastes so strong. ?

13. Tofu skin sushi. ?

14. When happy: Wow, hehe. ?

15. Hello, mom. ?

16. Sister, do you like chopped green onion or other xxx when eating natto? ?

17. Kazama and I have a special relationship. ?

18. Miss, do you like to add chopped green onions to your natto? ?

19. There is also that saying, the monk said it. ?

20. Zhengnan, really, I didn’t even say a word about moving. Humorous classic lines from characters in Crayon Shin-chan cartoons (Part 3)

1. Life is more difficult than you think. ?

2. My dream is to be a child! ?

3. Spend your silly day cheerfully! ?

4. I am still a child, why are you so serious! ?

5. If you do something wrong, you must say sorry! Because everyone in kindergarten does this. ?

6. But even if you like it, there’s nothing you can do about it! ?

7. Before I forget...I will remember. ?

8. Hard work is a kind of talent. If the tortoise works hard, it can beat the hare! ?

9. Wherever you fall, lie down. ?

10. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun! ?

11. As long as there are physical things, they will break one day, so don’t worry too much. ?

12. No matter how good your grades are in school, you may not be recognized in society. ?

13. Dreams will never escape, it is always you who escapes. ?

14. The weak will not forgive others, because "forgiveness" is the proof of the strong. ?

15. Isn’t it awesome and cool to always love a woman? ?

16. I am very happy now! Being able to see the smiles of your family is the happiest thing. ?

17. As long as there is a problem of love, the friendship between women will be vulnerable. ?

18. In life, those with quick hands and feet win. If you just look at it stupidly, you will get nothing! ?

19. There are times in this world when there is nothing you can do no matter what you do. There is no way! ?

20. In short, only by working hard can you encounter beautiful things. ? Classic lines from post-80s cartoons

1. "Astro Boy": We must abide by the laws of the robot, and we must tickle him with feathers.

2. "Special Forces": G. I. JOE is the code name of the United States' specially trained special death squad, which was established to safeguard human freedom and security. Their opponent, the Cobra Force, is a cruel KB special forces unit that wants to rule the world. Look at us, the real American heroes!

3. "Chibi Maruko-chan": Don't keep saying nonsense! Think about what money can solve.

4. "Sheriff Bresta": A long time ago, on the New Texas planet, there was a witty, smart and brave Sheriff named Bresta (transliteration). He has the eyes of an eagle, the ears of a wolf, the speed of a leopard, and the strength of a bear, making him extraordinary and superhuman. In order to maintain peace and tranquility, he fights unremittingly against evil. (prologue).

5. "Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck": Oh, the show has begun.

This is Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. (Opening remarks)

6. "Baba Papa": This is Baba Papa, Baba Mama, Baba clan, Baba Lala, Baba Bob, Baba Boba, Baba Bear, Baba Brad, Baba Bu Rab, remember? Baba Papa, Baba Mama, Baba Clan, Baba Lala, Baba Baw, Baba Bubba, Baba Bear, Bubba Bullaboo, Baba Bubba (prologue).

7. "Detective Conan": There is no level at all in reasoning, let alone victory or defeat. This is because there is always only one truth!

8. "Popeye": I am Popeye. I like to eat spinach, so I am very strong.

9. "Slam Dunk": Ah Shen has a clean and transparent temperament like water. God brings you eternal perseverance and touch, and you will never give up on your dreams.

10. "A smart rest": A rest, a rest! Rest, rest for a while (cut scene in the film); Brother Yixiu! Hey, that's it, that's it! (Conclusion)

11. "Little Women": Dance, Meg, dance. Spin, Meg, spin. Ah, the fire of happiness is warm in the furnace, and I have beautiful dreams in my heart. The white silk dress looks so beautiful and dances a waltz. Dance, Meg, dance. Spin, Meg, Meg, Meg. (Ending Song)

12. "Mimi's Wandering Story": I'm not afraid of falling rain, and I'm not afraid of falling snow. Even if it's cold and blustery, I can see him. I can see him every day. How big is it? Not afraid of wind and snow. I want to find my dad, and I will find my dad wherever I go. My good father has not been found. If you see him, please advise him to go home. (Opening song)

13. "Astro Boy": Across the vast sky, la la la fly to the distant stars, come on! Astro Boy, a good boy who loves science. The kind and brave Astro Boy, the selfless and fearless Astro Boy with 100,000 horsepower and seven divine powers. Cross the vast land, dive into the deep ocean, come on! Astro Boy, a good boy who loves peace. The kind and brave Astro Boy, our good friend, the selfless and fearless Astro Boy. (Opening song)

14. "Transformers": Autobots, start the engine, transform and set off! (Optimus Prime's words); Decepticons, retreat, retreat quickly! (Megatron Speech).

15. "The Smurfs": There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea. They are lively and smart, they are naughty and smart, and they live freely in the big green forest. They are kind and brave and care about each other. Oh, lovely Smurf, oh, lovely Smurf. They worked together and used their brains to defeat Gargamel. They sang and danced happily (opening song)

16. "Elf from the Sea": I found this sailing diary in a monastery on the sea. On the morning of February 13, 1634, Captain Rooster parked his ship behind a rock. That night, they were attacked by pirates. His ship was shot, caught fire, and sank to the bottom of the sea. The captain was found ten days later with his diary still intact. The diary describes the life of an elf no bigger than a thumb. This is the mysterious underwater elf world. (Opening remarks)

17. "The Extraordinary Princess She-Ra": Hi, hello, I'm Lu Ji. Did you find where I was hiding today? If you haven't watched it again, did you see it? I Here it is (Conclusion)

18. "Star Trek": Space, the final frontier, this is a voyage of the spaceship Enterprise. Its mission over five years is to explore strange worlds, search for new life and new civilizations, and travel to places that have never been explored before. (Opening remarks) Crayon Shin-chan’s classic lines and quotations

1. Shin-chan: “Is there any soy sauce for sale?”

Fish shop owner: “No.”

Xiaoxin: "Is there any mustard for sale?"

Fish shop owner: "No."

Xiaoxin: "How dare you open a shop when you don't have anything.

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2. Xiaoxin: “Meiya, you said that anything you do must have a beginning and an end, and you can’t give up halfway, right? "

Meiya: "That's right. "

Xiaoxin: "Well, the series ends today, you can't stop me from finishing it. "

3. Xiao Mao: "My mother has a master's degree and my father has a doctorate. "

Xiaoxin: "What's so great! "

Xiaomao: "What kind of scholars are your parents? ”

Xiaoxin: “My father is a man and my mother is a woman. ”

4. Teacher: “Xiaoxin, please use the word ‘difficult’ to make a sentence. ”

Xiaoxin: “I was in a dilemma during the exam. ”

Teacher: “Is it because you don’t know the answer to the question, which puts you in a dilemma? ”

Xiaoxin: “No, it’s because the students on the left and right have different answers, which puts me in a dilemma. "

5. Meiya: "Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English so that you don't lose at the starting point. "

Xiaoxin: "I lost at the starting point a long time ago. "

Meiya: "What did you lose? "

Xiaoxin: "Heredity. ”

6. Meiya: “I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games.” ”

Xiaoxin: “You can’t blame me. "

Meiya: "Do you want to blame me? "

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1. Teacher: Xiaoxin, you have done well in your homework recently. Xiaoxin: These are all pol.ice's anti-pornography campaign Teacher with meritorious service: What is the relationship between anti-pornography and homework? Xiaoxin: My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to watch me do my homework at home.

2. Mom: Don’t be alone when going to and from school, so as not to be blackmailed by bad teenagers. Xiaoxin: But none of my classmates want to go with me. Mom: Why? Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother. 3. Teacher: Xiaoxin, your problem is that you use the wrong words. Now take a test. You use an idiom to describe the teacher who is very happy. Xiaoxin: Smiling Jiuquan

4. Xiaoxin: Sister, why are you working so hard? Sister: Isn’t it all because of you? Sister: No? That’s right, there must be someone in our family who is promising!

5. Xiaoxin: Meiya, you said that you must start and end everything you do, and you can’t give up halfway, right? Meiya: That’s right. Xiaoxin: Well, the series ends today, you can’t stop me from watching it.

6. Xiaoxin: Meiyi, there is a poor Obasan in the park, and I want to help her. Meiyi: Xiaoxin really does. Love, just give her 10 yuan! Meiyi: Hey! Why did you buy sausages? Xiaoxin: She just sells sausages!

7. Teacher: Xiaoxin, your art works are too good. Okay, tomorrow the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition. Xiaoxin: No. Teacher: Why? Xiaoxin: My dad made the work.

8. Dad: What? Xin, are you looking at photos of naked girls? Tell me, where did these photos come from?

9. Teacher: Xiao Xin, Why did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do this? , Xiao Mao: My mother is a master, and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: What’s so great about it? Xiao Mao: Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man, and my mother is a woman.

11. Mom: Xiaoxin, are you turning on the TV again? Xiaoxin: I don’t want to watch TV. Mom: What are you doing? Xiaoxin: I’m checking whether there are any typos in the TV schedule.

12. Meiya: Swimming is great. Xiaoxin: Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Meiya: Do you mean like a mermaid? Xiaoxin: No, you have more and more crow’s feet.

13. Meiya: Xiaoxin, have you picked up money 10 times this semester? Xiaoxin: No, I only picked up Meiya once. Then how come there are ten honor cards that are worth the money? Xiaoxin: I exchanged the 100 yuan I picked up for 10 copper plates.

14. Xiaoxin: Is there any soy sauce for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store if you don’t have anything?

15. Xiaoxin: Sister, why are you working so hard? Sister: It’s not all because of you. Xiaoxin: Me? Sister: Yes, there must be someone in our family who is promising!

16. Politician: Children, what do you like? Child A: I like to eat. Child B: I like my parents. Xiaoxin: I like girls in bikinis.

17. Meiya: Xiaoxin, look, my sister got 100 points in the test, and you only got 50 points. Xiaoxin: I did what you said. Meiya: What did I say? Xiaoxin: You said I would be fine as long as I am half as good as my sister.

18. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, someone is injured, what should be the first step? Xiaoxin: I know, ask him if he wants to donate organs?

19. Xiaoxin: Meiya, I lost the fight with Xiaomao last time, but this time I won. Meiya: Why did we fight twice in a row? Xiaoxin: Didn’t you teach me to stand up wherever I fall?

20. Xiaoxin: Let me say a few words on behalf of my mother who is not breathing. Mom: It’s probably hopeless.

21. Meiya: I have to go home immediately after the summer tutoring class. Why are you disobedient? I hate people who don’t come home on time. Xiaoxin: Why are you so angry? I'm not angry if you didn't go home right away to cook after get off work!

22. Mom: I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games. Xiaoxin: You can’t blame me. Mom: Do you want to blame me? Xiaoxin: Yes, who told you to walk so softly?

23. Xiaoxin: Hmm. Meiya: What's wrong? Xiaoxin: Poop. Meiya: Can’t you bear to go to another place to relieve yourself? Xiaoxin: No more. Meiya: How is it? Xiaoxin: It leaked a little.

24. Xiaomao: My mother has a master’s degree and my father has a doctorate. Xiaoxin: What’s so great! Xiaomao: Who are your parents? Xiaoxin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

25. Meiya: Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English in the hope that you will not lose at the starting point. Xiaoxin: I have already lost at the starting point. Meiya: What did you lose? Xiaoxin: Genetics.

26. Mei Ya: I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games. Xiaoxin: You can’t blame me. Meiya: Do you want to blame me? Xiaoxin: Yes, who told you to walk so softly?

27. Teacher: Xiaoxin, your art work is so good. Tomorrow the school will send you to participate in a city-wide competition. Xiaoxin: No. Teacher: Why? Xiaoxin: My dad does the work. He has to go to work tomorrow.

28. Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met. Xiaoxin: That’s an award. How did you tell? Sister: No matter what it is, you push it away completely.

29. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, first do mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration. If you do it again, what will happen? Xiaoxin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.

30. Xiaoxin: You won’t be able to pay the ransom by then? ! Xiaoxin: That’s it. Meiya: Let’s go quickly. Xiaoxin: Just pee one more time.

31. Mom: Xiaoxin, have you brushed your teeth? Xiaoxin: Refreshed. Mom: Have you peed? Xiaoxin: Refreshed. Mom: Have you pooped? Xiaoxin: It won’t come out.

32. Teacher: Xiaoxin, please use "difficult" to make a sentence. Xiaoxin: I was in a dilemma during the exam. Teacher: Is it because you can't answer the question and you are in a dilemma? Xiaoxin: No, it was because the students on the left and right had different answers, which put me in a dilemma.

33. Guangzhi: What? Xiaoxin, you are looking at photos of naked women! Doing such a thing at such a young age? explain! Where did these photos come from? Xiaoxin: I got it from your drawer.

34. Mei Ya: Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English so that you don’t lose at the starting line. Xiaoxin: I lost at the starting line a long time ago. Meiya: What did you lose? Xiaoxin: Genetics.

35. Teacher: Secondary sexual characteristics will appear in boys and girls when they reach puberty, and girls’ flat chests will swell, just like Xiaoxin: like double airbags.

36. Xiaokui: Brother, what should we do if a bad boy blackmails us? Xiaoxin: Run, chase him. Xiaokui: Can you beat them? Xiaoxin: I just need to outrun you (Wow, haha, Xiaoxin is such a stinky boy~~)

37. Guangzhi: Look how touching the story of Twenty-four Filial Piety is, can you do it? Xiaoxin: At least I can do one thing, sell myself to bury my father.

38. Mei Ya: My parents have something to do tonight and won’t be back until very late. Xiaoxin: Then I will be very tired! Meiya: Why? Xiaoxin: I will get very tired from watching TV.

39. Mom: Xiaoxin, look, my sister scored 100 points in the test, but you only scored 50 points. Xiaoxin: I did as you said. Mom: What did I say? Xiaoxin: You said I would be fine as long as I am half as good as my sister.

40. Xiaoxin: Teacher, I need to go to the toilet. Teacher: No, it’s class time now. Why didn’t you go after class just now? Xiaoxin: The time after class is so precious, what a pity it is to use it to go to the toilet!

41. Meiyi: Xiaoxin, do you want to pee first? Xiaoxin: No! Xiaoxin: I want to poop. Mei Ya: Why not just now? Xiaoxin: I didn’t want to just now.

42. Meiya: My parents have something to do tonight and will have to come back very late. Xiaoxin: That will be very tiring! Meiya: Why? Xiaoxin: I will get very tired from watching TV.

43. Teacher: What’s wrong with you? Xiaoxin: Nosebleed. (Put the crayon in your nose) Teacher: This will make the nostrils look like pig snouts. Xiaoxin: Ah, it turns out that you have tried it before, teacher.

44. Teacher: Xiaoxin, your problem is that you use inappropriate words. Now I will test you to use an idiom to describe the teacher as very happy. Xiaoxin: Smiling with joy.

45. Xiaoxin: Movies, steamed buns, rice balls. Meiya: This kid knows a lot of words, so it’s good to read billboards like this. Xiaoxin: Sannuan, beautiful escort.

46. Xiaoxin: Mom, you’re welcome, come together. Meiya: Come in quickly. Xiaoxin: But what if that uncle who is peeing wants to kidnap me?

47. Xiaoxin: Is there any soy sauce for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store when you don’t have anything?

48. Mom: Xiaoxin, what are you doing? Xiaoxin: I am helping Xiaobai (puppy) brush his teeth. Mom: Isn’t it my toothbrush? Xiaoxin: Correct answer.