Help me make up a joke with my name! In three minutes!

A little girl named Tony is covered with prickly heat. In order to make herself beautiful, she traveled to find a cure for prickly heat. She came to a doctor's clinic, and the doctor asked, "What's your name?" "My name is Tony." "Frozen mud? Very strange. " "My name is Tony." Dong Niya said. The doctor said, "Yes, it's called frozen mud." Tony got angry and left. When Tony went down the mountain, he accidentally tripped over a stone and rolled down. When I woke up, I found myself at home and my lazarillo de tormes were gone.