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China fancy persuasion vaccination is so funny. You can see handsome guys dating by inoculating eggs with sesame oil. What happened?

Spring has come, who would have thought that the hottest activity in rural areas is not to enjoy flowers, but to go to the service station for vaccination. Really, this is the cherry blossom team in Qingdao Park, and it is a member of Qingdao vaccination team. It's different from big cities. Seeing that everyone's enthusiasm for vaccination is getting higher and higher, I don't ask if they have been vaccinated. I don't think I can keep up with the trend. In fact, the spread of COVID-19 in China has been almost controlled. Everyone wears masks correctly and scans the health code. And relying on the active defense against COVID-19 to end the magical attack on the virus, and finally ushered in the beginning of universal vaccination. Although people can get free vaccine discounts and have no financial worries, many people still hold a wait-and-see attitude. Some people are worried about adverse reactions. Some people think that our epidemic prevention work is already very good, the virus infection rate is very low, and we can be healthy without vaccination. Some people think it's too much trouble to queue up for registration. This is of course because there is not enough publicity, and no one knows who wants to be vaccinated.

CCTV broadcast a story-telling video about popular science vaccines, especially for middle-aged and elderly people. They are particularly wary of injections, and they are easily scared away by the brainwashing words in their circle of friends. Therefore, the progress of vaccination is relatively slow, but in fact, except for those who are not suitable for vaccination, most people can easily enjoy the double protection of vaccination and physical protection. Therefore, from cities to towns, from districts to streets, the country is really heartbroken and encourages everyone, especially grandparents, to get vaccinated. First of all, let everyone know the importance of vaccination. Every activity pays attention to the atmosphere, so the atmosphere in every town is useless. At the beginning, the style of painting was still a serious knowledge propaganda, but as the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic, the slogan of vaccination everywhere became a doggerel competition.

Let the poetry conference first convene experts and performers who are good at rhyming. Everyone is willing to take part in the rap draft. Some people not only rhyme, but also raise and lower, as if to say that this is a good opportunity to become a beautiful girl. You don't know how to publicize and play homophonic slogans that need to be interpreted but rhyme. After all, this is the main operation of hanging banners, and it is difficult to attract more modern people who need visual stimulation. The Shenzhen community took the lead in taking an unexpected action, which surprised netizens all over the country. Let's get vaccinated together. At first glance, Xin Wei is a writer, trying to make up for the number of words, but I don't know how amazing it is to learn to meow with brainwashed hymns. Netizens immediately heard the illusion, and the reverberation was lingering. There was only one sentence urging you to go to the vaccine station.

If you don't fight, you won't forget. You won't forget it if you fight. You won't forget it if you fight. You can't forget it. Therefore, more and more communities have adopted the Xin Wei plan to encourage friends in the community who have not yet taken action to conquer with cuteness and magic. Netizens pierced their ears with magical voices, which is simply the lyrics of the whole song. The song has been sorted out, and it is suggested to be directly used as a vaccination propaganda song. At first, netizens just played. But they don't want the official speed to be like a tornado. Shenzhen, the birthplace of brainwashing slogans, took action immediately. The Health and Wellness Committee created a passionate song, which was adapted from imitating the meow of cats, changed the whole song into a vaccine propaganda song, and even recorded a MV and joined the choreography. It's hard to inject. As a result, the doctors of Shenzhen Nanshan People's Hospital embarked on the road of singing and dancing with Xin Wei.