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Philosophical classics say: bamboo with a hollow mind has curved leaves, but proud plums have no flowers on their backs.
2. One paragraph after another, thousands of leaves remain; I don't blossom, so I don't tease bees and butterflies-Zheng Xie.
3. Insist that the green hills are not relaxed, and the roots are broken. After thousands of tortures and blows, it is still strong, whether it is the southeast wind or the northwest wind in winter, it can bear it and will still be tough and straight. -Zheng Banqiao's Bamboo and Stone Painting
4. Knowing what you know and what you don't know is the real knowledge. Walden Lake in Thoreau
5. Life is like a reverse journey, and I am also a pedestrian. -Su Shi's Linjiang Fairy
6. Looking back at the bleak land, rain or shine. -Su Shi's "Gathering Wind and Rain, Don't Listen to the Sound of Beating Leaves through the Forest"
7. People who are eager to climb the summit will never stop climbing because they miss the exotic flowers and plants halfway up the mountain. Gorky
8. People are not born to drag chains, but to spread their wings. Hugo
9. Faith is what people need. People who don't believe in anything will not be happy. Hugo
10. Life is like a trip, and the ideal is the route of the trip. If you lose your route, you have to stop moving forward. -Hugo "Work at Sea"
1 1. There is only one kind of heroism in the world, and that is to love life after recognizing the truth of life. -romain rolland's three biographies of giants
12. Only through hellish tempering can we practice the power to create heaven; Only bloody fingers can make a unique sound in the world. -Tagore's Birds
13. Life is gorgeous like summer flowers and death is beautiful like autumn leaves. -Tagore's life is like summer flowers
14. If you can't avoid it, you have to endure it. Can't stand what life is destined to endure, it is weakness and stupidity. -Bronte's Jane Eyre
15. How far a person can go depends on who he travels with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with. -Han Han
16. Just as leaves stretch hard from painful crouching, people should break free from reckless ignorance, which is alive. -Chai Jing "See"
17. Don't stand out, don't make noise, and don't force yourself. Be an outdated person and stare at people's hearts. -Chai Jing "See"
18. Fear is the most terrible enemy that crushes human personality. -bacon's essays
19. When the danger approaches, it is more beneficial to seize the opportunity to attack head-on than to hesitate to dodge. Because the result of hesitation is precisely missed the opportunity to overcome it. -bacon's essays
20. Enlightened bamboo has curved leaves, while proud plums don't spend them on its back. -Zheng Banqiao's "Zhu Meitu Couplet"
A classic with connotation and philosophy.
1, who scattered the smoke, who scattered the vertical and horizontal; Listen to the string and break three thousand infatuations.
Although there are few people accompanying you, everyone is very important.
I think that if I am blindfolded, I can't see the world; I think if I cover my ears, I won't hear all my troubles; Thought that once the footsteps stopped, the heart would never walk again; All I want is a hug.
When shopping together, I always want to hold your hand or hug you.
Everyone is in a sea of people and learns to think about life. Life is not long, so we should do three things well: don't deceive ourselves, don't deceive others, and don't be bullied by others. If you can't get it, don't pretend as if nothing has happened, cry loudly, learn from your mistakes after injury, and then move on. There is always scenery ahead.
6. What is recovered will never return to its original appearance.
7. There is always someone who makes you laugh the most brilliantly and cry the most thoroughly.
8. Sometimes, we just magnify love. Actually, love has nothing to do with life and death. Without you, he and I are both on the same day. It's just like having a dream, and occasionally I feel that that person is really the most important person in my life. Why does it never seem to appear?
I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today I finally got up the courage to have a happy birthday!
10, how many people wanted to meet me, but I didn't give them a chance!
1 1, I feel homesick all the time. I don't know if you can give me some help to alleviate this torture!
12, maybe people who are too emotional will have a bad life after all.
13, if someone says you are a fool, it means that what you have done is very close to success.
14, emotional whisper 1, travel is to go to a strange distant place and find another self in the world. It is difficult to walk alone, but it is even more difficult to walk with another person for a while and then walk back alone. Time may not give birth to love, but it will meet people's hearts, and time will tell the truth. 4, some words, it is useless to say more; Some things, only oneself understand. 5, there is a kind of miss, called avoiding and not seeing.
15, if you think the world is full of disasters, then leave a pure land in your heart; If you are in trouble in life, comfort yourself with a smile.
16, silently caring for and blessing others is an invisible charity. Each of us is stronger than we think. Meditate in the years and lick the dark wounds of the years. Cause and effect are so confusing that I can't predict the future. The heartless wind roared and left with dust. We all stay in the years and cry.
17, if one day, I am addicted to the vast sea of people and you lose all my news, don't be sad, I must live quietly in a corner of this world.
18, I'm not afraid of hardship, fatigue, failure and black and blue. I'm afraid I have a dream, but I've never tried.
19, love is to find someone who can still be himself in front of TA.
20. Loneliness and loneliness are two different things. A person can't be lonely, if you enjoy it, enjoy peace and loneliness. Two people can also be lonely. When you can't communicate, appreciate the value of each other's existence and share love and care.
2 1, once there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!
22. If love has not come to an end, please remember: comfort is very important, more understanding, more greetings and more care.
23. Pride is the product of ignorance. -Socrates
24. The greatest happiness in life is to be able to talk and laugh during the day and have a good sleep at night!
25. Mediocrity dries up your mind until there is no water, and then glory will touch your deepest heartstrings.
26. There are long dikes, Taoliuqu Bridge and Panqu Lake outside the park. When the bridge reached the park, the gate of the garden was installed low and small. When entering the door, the corridor was covered with walls, extending to the foothills. Its buildings, curtain pavilions and paintings of secret rooms are hidden, so people can't see it. On the left side of the mountain is Taoyuan. The cliff is turbulent and peach blossoms flow out. Visit the lonely mountain and plant thousands of trees. Crossing the stream is a small Lanting, a bamboo forest and a winding stream. Bamboo is as big as a rafter, as smooth as a fan bone, and polished smoothly, so Lanting has nothing. Zhang Dai's Dream of Tao An: A Record of Fan Changbai
27. Many people think that if two people are as familiar as relatives, there will be no love. In fact, love is dull and it is the beginning of life. Strong love is often fluid, and loving you will also love others. So the important thing is not to fall in love with you, but to love you only. What matters is not how much you love, but whether you can love to the end. It's easy to find someone to fall in love with, but it's hard all your life. So please remember this sentence: loving the person you love is eternal.
28, can not change the face, but can change the smile; Don't change others, but grasp yourself; You can't change the length of life, but you can change the width of life.
29. Fat people's favorite lines to watch martial arts dramas are thin people! ____
30. Don't ask, don't be heartless. No tears, not necessarily no tears. Not expressing, not necessarily loving you.
A Classic with Connotation and Philosophy —— On the Second Part
Being nice to people you don't like doesn't mean you are hypocritical, but you are mature enough to tolerate these disappointments.
2. A dream, without complaint or hatred, was taken away by imagination. Mu Xin
I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
4. Missing in a gloomy night is a kind of dullness, expectation and beauty. Whispering emotions, full of thoughts, hand in hand with the past, difficulties and burdens, * * * to build a paradise on earth. As long as there is great love, tolerance and warmth between people, the true feelings will be integrated with the blue sky and stay in the world forever. One leaf is shallow, two boats are connected, and the heart is tender.
5, smile, half of the city's smoke and sand can not forget the injuries left by the years. Find another Iraqi: How can I hold your hand and not want to be my bride? Falling behind the roaring maple leaves, the coolness of my heart is finally rendered into the world of mortals:
6, don't care too much, there are tens of millions of luxury houses, only one room; There are ten thousand kinds of delicious food, only three meals. God gave us this life, but it's only for a while. No one can grasp it, and it is difficult for someone to stay. Why too much, why too persistent? Those distant scenery and people who are far away will eventually turn into distant time, even if it is thick, it will fade away; Even if it is clear, it is always vague. Don't let go of your obsession and adapt to your destiny. If you chase, it is nothing more than labor and sorrow.
You are the last person to think before going to bed and the first person to think when you wake up.
8, happy and reasonable, beautiful and innocent. On the occasion of the March 8th Festival, I wish the beautiful women a demonized figure, expanded income, petty bourgeoisie, modernized equipment, a good mood, lasting happiness and a daily holiday!
9. There is no upper limit to the realm and a bottom line to morality.
10, treat life boldly, because we will always lose it.
1 1, people with bad temper are generally spoiled. After all, no matter how unreasonable and unruly you are, there will be strong backing behind you. And some good-natured people usually lack love, because they know that they are lonely, helpless and unloved, so they have to honestly restrain all their bitter water chestnuts and be a good-natured person.
12, and our superpower is telepathy.
13, love: not looking for a perfect person, but learning to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes; Single-minded: I don't just like one person all my life, but I like one person and I am single-minded; Apologize: This doesn't always mean that you are wrong, it just means that you value your relationship more. Forgiveness: Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not really willing to forgive him, but unwilling to lose him.
14, more and more yesterday, less and less tomorrow, still here today, neither increasing nor decreasing. This is life.
15, I just stubbornly look for a sentence, only when I am in the best posture, will the best people love you. If you want to meet a quiet and warm man and live a simple and beautiful life, you must first be a quiet and beautiful woman yourself. If what kind of training has produced a very woman, the first place on the list is single. There is a charm called walking alone. -"New Year pictures go like this"
16, even if we are in love now, it's just an outcome that hasn't been decided yet.
The place where you once stayed is now just a gaping hole. You used to be in my heart, and now there is a big hole.
18, things that are most needed often appear when they are least needed. Love is the same. The highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time. Sometimes happiness is like sand in the palm of your hand. The tighter you hold, the faster you lose. Sometimes happiness is like a flower on the other side, faintly visible, but not touched. Let life calm down, you will not be so irritable and impatient, and you can pursue peace in everything.
19, we hold hands, we go shopping together, eat together, sleep together, count the stars together, and watch the handsome guys together. Who says friendship is not as good as love?
20. Don't fool yourself that you will find something better. The later, the more you can make do, because everyone knows what it is, and loving this thing is just a taboo. It needs a little confusion and tension. Therefore, the best, the innocent, have long since left you with growth itself.
2 1, the fundamental purpose of reading is to let yourself know the world, see yourself clearly, and have a serious force to push yourself forward when you have nothing to rely on or do nothing.
22. I am not afraid of being stabbed in the back. I am afraid that when I look back, I will see that the person who stabbed me in the back is the one I treated with my heart; I'm not afraid to tell my best friend the truth. I'm afraid he will tell it as a joke in the future.
23. Sometimes our heartbreaking wounds can only be exchanged for the salt of the people we love.
24. Don't forget to laugh again and pay attention to your tone!
25. Who did you meet when I was crying alone?
26, if there is no regret, how can the mood be so elegant.
27. I care about everything about you, including the people you like.
28. Most people think that courage means not being afraid. Now let me tell you that not being afraid is not courage, but some kind of brain injury. Courage is that you can face difficulties even though you are afraid; Although you feel pain, you can still face it. the road less traveled
29. No matter what kind of girl, ordinary Excellence should be a woman with strong spirit and material, who wants money and earns it herself; If you want an RV, buy it yourself; If you want a man, find it yourself, instead of waiting for someone to give you money and waiting for a man to come to you. Women's happiness is in their own hands, and they have worked hard. If you want to be happy by men, it's simply unreliable.
30. Love when the sun is shining, beautiful love is destined to stay in his (her) heart. Thank you for giving me a beautiful love and making me believe in the warmth and embrace of love.
Talk about it in a classic and philosophical way.
1, love is a cheap project, love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.
God will give you a choice, but he won't give you a chance to choose again.
Happiness lies not in having more, but in calculating less.
4, life is tired, a small part comes from survival, and a small part comes from comparison.
Most people want to change the world, but few people want to transform themselves.
6. I am optimistic about life, so my life is very happy.
7. People are all the same. They have only done three things in their lives: deceiving others, deceiving themselves and being bullied.
8. Contradictions are always caused by trivial matters.
9. Talking about reason when you are rational is a very irrational behavior.
10. Where there is happiness in the world, there will be sadness.
1 1, can't stand the test of love, why take the promise so lightly.
12, life is so bitter and so tired, it depends on how we face it …
13, people's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.
14, quality is better than literature, and literature is better than quality. Gentle, then a gentleman.
15, be nice to yourself, because life is not long, be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.
16, too much conviction becomes ridiculous, and too much persistence makes people feel stubborn.
17. No matter who you are and what you do, you can score seven or eight points, and the last two or three points are left to your imagination.
18, we are all actors, so we should be serious when acting, but not too serious when watching.
19. Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good enough, it's not over yet.
20. It doesn't matter if it's simple at first, but if it's flat at the back, there will be problems.
2 1, what you can't get is the best, and what you can't get is the sweetest.
22. Maybe our youth always needs some love and hate, and it will really mature when everything can no longer fluctuate in our hearts.
23, love is like a flower, friendship is like wine, flowers bloom for a while, and the wine is fragrant for a lifetime.
24. Sometimes I think that I will eventually lose it, so why are there so many?
25, life has been so difficult, some things don't expose.
26. Grasping is not a way to retain, but to drive away the "sand in your hand" faster.
27. Some young ladies will be born beautiful, as long as your eyes and heart are always looking for them. ...
28. Look at the sky and think about how small you are. Smile and leave.
29, human nature is selfish, always can't see through.
30. Look up too high, only yourself will fall.
3 1, it is the body that can't wake up, but the soul that can't escape.
32. Life belongs to your own feelings, not others' opinions.
33. Love is a towel, woven by nature and embellished by fantasy.
Giving is easy for many people, but not everyone can give equally.
35. Shakespeare said: The rose is beautiful, but what is more beautiful is the fragrance it contains.
36. The more you care about relationships, the more difficult it is to get along with.
37. People who know you can rest assured that your people will know you.
38. Unconditional and reckless trust and dedication to love can only happen once in a person's life.
39. It may not be stupidity, wisdom or even tolerance for the blind to touch the elephant. ...
40, life is not easy, all by acting. Play your role well and play yourself until you lose your memory.
4 1, the night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light.
42. Don't put the drunken tomorrow on the strings of Pandora, and spend the rest of your life singing heaven and earth.
43. We are still in great despair, making small efforts.
44. When someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live in their way.
45. Live in your own heart, not in the eyes of others.
46. The lost time is scattered in the wind, as if I can't remember to face it again.
47. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself. If you can't shit, don't blame the earth for being unattractive.
48. Art comes from life, and it is not necessarily higher than life.
49. Flowers and applause are never given to people waiting for rabbits.
50. If you can't catch my heart, don't say my heart.
On philosophical classics.
No matter how great you think you are, there will always be someone better than you.
Second, don't be afraid to pick roses for fear of being stung by them. Don't be afraid to ask for true love because you are afraid of being hurt by love.
Third, one detail is enough to change a lifetime.
If life is stripped of ideals, dreams and fantasies, then life is just a pile of empty shelves.
Don't try to control others, and don't ask others to understand you.
6. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.
Seven, the growth of rich children, mostly headstrong, insatiable, unscrupulous pursuit of power. If you don't resist yourself with lofty interests and cultivate a pure and indifferent attitude, the flame of desire will hurt yourself even if it doesn't hurt others.
Laziness is the hiding place of the weak-willed.
There are two kinds of people in the world: takers and givers. The former may eat better, but the latter will definitely sleep better.
Ten, there is no bad thing, only a bad mood.
Eleven, how long is the heart in all things.
Twelve, people are simple when they are poor and complicated when they are rich; Simply look at yourself and look at others in a complicated way. The world is actually very simple, but the human heart is very complicated; The human heart is actually very simple, but the distribution of benefits is very complicated; The distribution of benefits is actually very simple, but social relations are very complicated. People are happy when they are simple, but few people are happy; People will suffer when they are complicated, but people who suffer are everywhere.
Thirteen, what is life, life is a play, an adventure, a dream, an illusion? In fact, life is the process of Sisyphus pushing big stones to the top of the mountain again and again.
14. What is happiness? Some people think that happiness means owning a mansion and a famous car. Some people think that happiness means being with the person you love. Some people think that happiness means seeing sunshine every day. Some people think that living is happiness.
Fifteen, the more mature the ear of rice, the more you know how to bend over.
Sixteen, it is not just the environment that affects our lives. In fact, it is the mentality that controls the individual's actions and thoughts. At the same time, mentality also determines a person's vision, career and achievements, even his life.
Everyone must find the meaning of life. He needs to do a job to really find the feeling of time. The less free time a person has, the more he will understand the value of time and make full use of it.
The greatest pleasure in life is that everyone says you can't do it, but you have finished it!
Nineteen, the awakening of nature, often after encountering the truth.
Everything is determined by your mentality. Everyone is faced with two choices, one is anger, and the other is patience and calmness. I choose the latter. What about you?
It doesn't matter where you stand now, what matters is which direction you are heading.
Twenty-two, too beautiful flowers are easy to fade, and too beautiful love is easy to go far.
Twenty-three, people's activities will become empty and insignificant if there is no ideal incentive.
Twenty-four, six can not: hungry can not eat, thirsty can not drink, sleepy can not sleep, tired can not rest, sick can not check, old can not regret.
Twenty-five, no sowing, no harvest; Without hard work, there is no success; There is no glory without suffering; Without setbacks, there is no glory.
26. Don't exchange health for money just because you are young. When you get old, you will realize that money can't buy health.
Twenty-seven, when you give advice to others, if you don't care about others' self-esteem, then no matter how good it is, it is useless.
Twenty-eight, showing off needs an audience, and showing off just makes us lose the audience.
Twenty-nine, let's turn our worries into thinking and planning in advance!
Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.
It's not a hundred stones that stop you from moving forward, but the stones in your shoes.
Thank life for giving us a clever brain. Thinking about difficult problems and the meaning of life; Praise the truth, goodness and beauty, and criticize the false, evil and ugly. Remember wonderful moments, exciting moments, warm scenes and sweet shots. Thanksgiving life endows us with unique spirituality.
We always feel that what we can't get is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.
34. The strongest binding force is custom.
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