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Reconciliation at the end of accounting month to talk about mood

The verification of accounts and certificates and the verification of accounts and facts are mainly manual ones. After computerized accounting, the work is basically completed by the system, and the error rate is zero.

1 1. I can't wait to kneel down and pat my chest when I ask for money, and avoid it when I pay back the money.

12. It's difficult to collect accounts! I've been thinking all afternoon, and I don't know how to say it.

13. When you borrow money, you are a grandson, and when you pay back the money, you are a grandfather.

14. Some people borrow money from you because they think you won't ask them to pay back.

15. When you borrow money, others beg you, and when you pay back the money, you beg others.

16. Paying back the money is also a reason for goodbye.

17. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.

18. It is natural to pay off debts.

19. Now it's all Grandpa who owes Nima money, so it's hard to pay the bill. ...

20. It's hard to collect accounts these days! Lending money is like splashing water, which is in the foreseeable future …

1, my long-cherished wish remains unchanged. I cut the endless years and splashed ink into paper symbols, thinking that I could firmly imprison the love of my last life and get a person's peace of mind. I don't know, so carefully, I still lost the brand I wanted, and I was infected with a sense of sadness. Helpless, I lit an old incense and flipped through the yellow scroll. I suddenly woke up and knelt before the Buddha. However, let me stretch out my hand in every way, but I can't stop the pace of time.

2. Time is like water, time is like lotus. When I am alone, I quietly guard this safe and smooth time and space. I am in an excessive, silent, quiet and unassuming woman, quietly talking to the years. Laugh, the world of mortals is picturesque, and I am happy.

3. Time is like a teenager, full of joy, and time is like an elder, heavy and stagnant. It's great to meet you in a season full of love, but it's a pity to meet you at the wrong time. In the dull time, I met the joy of a flower, but it was mixed with a sad atmosphere.

4. In this fleeting time, I stubbornly learned not to go back to that moment and not to recall those lost dreams, but you in my dreams can always arouse my thoughts that have been dusty for a long time.

5, time flies, time and tide wait for no man, in a few decades, it will take some time. At this time, the flowers are in bloom, and this situation can wait. At this time, the flowers withered. Can someone come? Life is a hard journey, wandering around, thinking hard, still feeling dark and lamenting the absence of beautiful scenery.