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Live like a joke. Tell me.

1, the mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally disperse.

2, put away your cowardice, put on your domineering, no one to help you when you fall, there are many animals watching your jokes.

Your burden will be a gift, and your suffering will light your way.

It doesn't matter if you are sad, it doesn't matter if you want to cry, it doesn't matter if you are hurt, and it doesn't matter if you are alone. Give time and everything will pass.

6. Some things don't persist when they see hope, and they will see hope when they persist.

7. Put away your cowardice and show your domineering. When you fall, no one will help you, so watch your jokes.

8. Dreams are destined to be lonely, and there will inevitably be doubts and ridicule on the road, but so what, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

9. If you find it difficult to walk now, it proves that you are walking-uphill!

10, you can't cry when you bleed, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, contact when you miss, be empty when you are tired, please when you are isolated, and be homesick when you are weak. After all, don't be afraid when you grow up.

1 1, the sun is warm. Your smile is very shallow. Hug. Good. Like a flower in a dream.

12, life is like a trip, you don't have to care about the destination, what matters is the scenery along the way and the mood to see it.

13, living in the sewer, still have the right to look up at the stars.

14, if all the light leaves you, be your own sun.

Tell me about the healing systems worth collecting in those years!

1. As I get older, I realize more and more that I can't live without my family. I hope my family is healthy without pain, disease.

2. I don't know where I got my confidence. I don't study hard all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong.

When you grow up, there will always be one or two chances, and you will bravely run for the person you value, because if you are the right person, it is really too late to leave.

If you are heated, it will be very hot, if you are cold, it will turn into ice. Please forgive me for being ungrateful all my life.

You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if I go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I'm afraid I can't take care of myself in Me Before You, I won't eat on time, I won't stay up late, I won't sew buttons, I won't wash dishes, and I want to eat a lot with you and go to many places. So, you should take care of yourself and come to me before my condition gets worse.

6. No matter how sad the day is, remember to remove makeup carefully, wash your face and take a bath, blow dry your hair and go to bed safely. A bed is like a capsule, which will take you to a bright morning.

Your map is a blank sheet of paper, so even if you want to decide your destination, you don't know where the road is. But from another angle, it is because it is a blank sheet of paper that you can draw a map at will. Everything depends on you. For you, everything is free, and there are infinite possibilities in front of you.

8. When you like someone, you will smile when you see his short message, your voice will become gentle and clear when you answer his phone, and your heart will beat with nervousness and excitement when you see him. Wake up every morning, sleep every night, you will think of him, everything is involuntary, involuntary smile. With such a person in my heart, such a day is extremely happy.

Because I hope to meet you, I always think that the most rugged road is the best one.

10. While our heads are hot, we should be desperate.

When no one helps you, you should stand up straight, the road is still long, and your back should look good.

1, sending every message to the person you like is an adventure, betting on the mood of the next whole day.

2. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

Don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will still rise even without you!

4. What should I do if I take my girlfriend to dinner and whistle to my girlfriend when I meet a rogue? If you are young, you should cut him with a knife. If you pass that age, you should work hard to earn money and take her to a fancy restaurant, where there are no hooligans.

I didn't know what I liked until I met you. You can never have it.

6. When no one helps you, you should stand up straight, the road is still long, and your back should look good.

7. Time determines who you will meet in this life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end.

8. Girls' correct lifestyle should not be too early, too devoted to the world, too full of love, too late to sleep, too full to eat, too kind to others and too trusting.

9. Those who are willing to accompany you when you are most uncomfortable, those who are willing to tide over the difficulties with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to sober you up, those who you can't get rid of, and those who have talked for a long time, you don't have to stay at all.

10, there is no need to look back and see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

1 1. There is no love or hate for no reason, only a selfie for no reason.

12, for life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.

13, people who don't like you never stay up late and take a bath 24 hours a day.

14, some people don't play games much at night, don't read books, don't do things, don't fall in love, have no one to chat with, and always stay up late.

15, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.

16, work hard, don't want to, can't get, don't, work hard for yourself, why?

Tell me about your mood. Tell me about the healing systems worth collecting in those years.

1. As I get older, I realize more and more that I can't live without my family. I hope my family is healthy without pain, disease.

2. I don't know where I got my confidence. I don't study hard all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong.

When you grow up, there will always be one or two chances, and you will bravely run for the person you value, because if you are the right person, it is really too late to leave.

If you are heated, it will be very hot, if you are cold, it will turn into ice. Please forgive me for being ungrateful all my life.

You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if I go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I'm afraid I can't take care of myself in Me Before You, I won't eat on time, I won't stay up late, I won't sew buttons, I won't wash dishes, and I want to eat a lot with you and go to many places. So, you should take care of yourself and come to me before my condition gets worse.

6. No matter how sad the day is, remember to remove makeup carefully, wash your face and take a bath, blow dry your hair and go to bed safely. A bed is like a capsule, which will take you to a bright morning.

Your map is a blank sheet of paper, so even if you want to decide your destination, you don't know where the road is. But from another angle, it is because it is a blank sheet of paper that you can draw a map at will. Everything depends on you. For you, everything is free, and there are infinite possibilities in front of you.

8. When you like someone, you will smile when you see his short message, your voice will become gentle and clear when you answer his phone, and your heart will beat with nervousness and excitement when you see him. Wake up every morning, sleep every night, you will think of him, everything is involuntary, involuntary smile. With such a person in my heart, such a day is extremely happy. /calculate/

Because I hope to meet you, I always think that the most rugged road is the best one.

10. While our heads are hot, we should be desperate.

1 1. I like to nest in our beloved old sweater on rainy days. Next to it are our treasured old records, firewood and beloved old books. So quiet and peaceful is a good time to dream. One noon, I was dreaming, and I was outside the cloud nine.

12. The evening breeze blowing through you becomes moist, and the dusk perched on your shoulders becomes more and more charming. Your whisper attracts cicadas, summer comes, and the stars twist; Midnight fog gathers on lawns and benches, like your wet hair. I want to count the stars in your eyes and smell which forest is in your body.

13. I like the clear sky after the storm in spring. Those are your eyes.

14. I have only seen you among millions of roses.

15. You have worked hard and your grades have not changed much. This does not prove that you are useless, but it means that you are atoning for your past laziness. After all, you have to pay some price for your past laziness. At this time, you should work harder and pay off your debts, and the days will always be sunny.

16. Emotion is a very shy thing. It's hidden in your eyes, in your breath, in every sentence. What are you doing?

17. It's good to like you every day.

18. No matter whether you are brilliant or degenerate in the future, whether it is smoke or strong liquor, whether it is rain or sunny, I hope that the person around you will always be me.

19. I hope I can live in the world like a devil in the future, heartless and no longer infatuated. I will give up anything that stands in my way.

20. I think it is interesting to love someone all the time. I love your 20-year-old youth, 30-year-old ambition, 40-year-old beard, 50-year-old white hair, 60-year-old free and easy, 70-year-old heavy pace, I hope I can still love you at 80.

2 1. There may be a time when you suddenly feel desperate and feel that the whole world has abandoned you, and living is to bear humiliation and pain. At this time, you should say to yourself, it doesn't matter, many people grow up like this. A quiet life is the pursuit after middle age. When you are young, your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light your way.

22. Learn to wait and believe that time can buy you. Don't take this waiting as a waste of time, it's another process of self-shaping. Life is so long, you need to find an interesting person.

23. Whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, so there is no complaint.

24. I used to think that not many people saw me and I needed to keep shouting to be remembered. It turns out that as long as the other person has a heart, if you stand in the dark with your head down, someone will see you.

25. If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.

26. Find a good friend, find a good weather, find a tree full of fruits and shake down some sweet fruits. Find a quiet corner and share each other's boring life. Wait for the breeze to blow gently and watch the white clouds disperse quietly.

27. In the days to come, I will live in the deep mountains, keep company with the Zen Temple, get up in the morning, listen to the temple bell, recite Buddhist scriptures, cook yam porridge for him, sew clothes and make a cup of gouqi tea at night, listen to Wu Nong's soft-spoken opera in the courtyard, embroider brocade clothes, take a nap with a pillow book, and wait for him to come back from farming.

28. I have never understood that people spend their whole lives pursuing another person and spending their whole lives together. Maybe I'm too interesting to need company. So, I wish you all the happiness you get from each other, as much as I give myself.

29. When you like someone, you will feel that the other person is your sustenance. This little hope supports all your time alone.

30. There should be light in this world. If not, I will let it grow in my heart.

3 1. Many years later, you will go to that border town, where there are few people, and there are long cries and smoke from time to time. In the morning, you go to the cool bamboo beach, pick fresh mushrooms and crystal fruits, go to the market at the foot of the mountain to buy wooden pens, rice paper, fruits and vegetables, and catch up with dusk, and the night is boundless. When you sit in the yard, you sometimes read and write, or cook and clean. In your dreams, you are old, but in your dreams, you are vaguely young.

32. Others say that the road ahead is long, and I just want to say that you can come. In the face of this long life, time is always gone forever. I have the courage to prepare to spend my life with you, not to say that I will sacrifice, but to connect you to see a better world.

33. I would like to have such a person, so that I can fall in love with him, so that I can no longer care about gains and losses, so that I can no longer go with the flow, because I know that when I fall in love with him, I have met my best self.