Please tell some jokes.

Two jellyfish collided at the seaside,

Jellyfish A: "What the hell! You can't swim with your eyes! 」

Jellyfish B: "What are eyes? 」

Jellyfish A: "I don't know. He called me the last time I bumped into someone. 」

Jellyfish B: "Oh! That's right! 」

2:

Wake Town has been very chaotic recently, and many people go out without wallets. Searle went to work early on Wednesday morning, and just a few steps later, he was caught by a man with a knife.

"Take your wallet or I'll kill you."

Shel proudly said, "I didn't bring it." If you don't believe me, you can search. "

The man rummaged all over and left disappointed. Suddenly, a child with a wallet ran over and shouted, "Dad, you forgot your wallet!" " "

3:

One day, after three boring Chinese classes in a row, the teacher refused to finish the class. Finally Bao couldn't help shouting, "I have to pee!" " 」

The teacher was furious: "How dare you shamelessly ask for' Miss' in my class! 」

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant clings to the elephant's neck, and the ant below

The ant shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, damn it!

five

There is a woman whose children are very ugly. One day, she took the bus with her child in her arms. The driver said: Ah! I have never seen such an ugly child! The woman was very unhappy and sat in the back row. A man asked, what's wrong with you? The woman said: The driver insulted me. The man said angrily, you go and get even with him, and I'll hold the monkey for you. ...

Dong Zhuo gave a banquet in honor of the ministers. In order to test who is loyal to him, The Story Of Diu Sim was invited out (painted black all over) at dinner and all the lights were blown out!

Three minutes later, all the lights came on. Dong Zhuo found that everyone's hands were black, only Lu Bu was the same as before, so Dong Zhuo rewarded Lu Bu. Lu Bu smiled happily, showing his black teeth! ~~