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How does a man feel when he sees his newborn son?
I met a man who was full of expectations when his wife was just pregnant, just waiting for him to be born soon and then he could take him out to play. You can also enjoy being a father. That's my friend's husband, and he is also my friend. I was deeply impressed by him, because his wife cried in pain in the delivery room when she gave birth, saying that she didn't want such pain, and he would rather not have children. Finally, when her child was born, he took one look and passed out. I waited for an hour before I woke up. You know the kind of caution with a baby in your hand. He looked at the child smirking, but he wanted to hug but dared not, for fear that it would crush his little arm.
When you see a person, you say that you have a son. Like a fool, you tell everyone, for fear that others will not know. He held his son in his arms and kept calling him dad until he was born with his eyes almost closed. The excitement is self-evident. Sometimes it's sad to look at children. I don't believe this is my son, and I don't believe I have a next generation. In short, I am very entangled, that kind of pain and happiness.
Seeing his son born, every father looks like a fool, happy, happy and afraid of hurting him. With joy, happiness and joy. Like a child. Do a lot of childish things.
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