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How to pamper and please men?
My boyfriend is an artist and is very picky about beauty. Of course, I can't let him think that I am an uncreative person, so I usually make some new tricks for him as a surprise. Wearing sexy underwear is nothing special, and it is no longer a surprise. Say something special to share with you:
I watched an Indian film Saw at my girlfriend's house, and the Indian beauty in it was very attractive, so I decided to come by myself: I bought a sari of more than 2,000 yuan (of course, this is not only an investment in love, but also an investment in the future), as well as Indian incense, a set of distinctive bedding, golden yellow, which looks extremely luxurious, but actually not very expensive.
I bought a lot of roses at the flower wholesale office. I thought while buying, is this too much? Could it be fake? Since I've prepared so much, I'll just throw caution to the wind. I'm not afraid of his jokes. When I passed the supermarket, I went in and bought a pink light bulb. When I got home, I found that the size was not suitable, so I changed it. I've been tossing all day. Playing romance requires endurance and hard work.
When I got home, I decorated it carefully, looked at my bedroom and jumped up and down on the big bed excitedly. Take a bath, make yourself fragrant, and then put the sari directly under your arm. At first I wanted to wear some jewelry, but finally I wanted to forget it, and then I scratched my expensive sari. It was too much trouble to take it off. Finally, I chose the ethereal Indian music and waited for him to go home.
He didn't come back until half past ten in the evening. I didn't go up to meet him and hug him. I just sat on the sofa and looked at him. The expression on his face should be recorded. This process is particularly interesting. First I was surprised, then I couldn't believe it, then I laughed, and finally I was attracted by my super creativity. Come and pick me up, put me on the petal bed and gently start kissing me. Although he didn't take a shower, I kissed him again. He is too salty, I can't help it. When planning, I want to have an Indian thigh dance, but the reality is that everyone is straight to the point. But we were both super satisfied with the result of this idea, and our relationship almost reached its peak in those two months.
Another time we played body painting, which was very, very interesting! But friends who don't have painting skills had better not try, because if you paint the other half in a mess, it will definitely ruin the atmosphere, let alone the mood. He painted beautiful and charming patterns on my back and arms. Although he studied painting and changed careers a long time ago, he didn't expect his skill to be so high, even more beautiful than many professional body painting. We worked hard for a long time, then took pictures, and then went crazy-this time we didn't mean to be romantic, but it worked well!
The most glamorous time was his birthday, and I performed for him. This process is relatively private and it is not convenient to disclose details. In the morning, I put a note in his wallet: "Honey, today is your birthday. Give yourself to you and come back early at night. You can do whatever you want ... ". As he said, he was in high spirits that day and wanted to go home early to see what I was playing. I simulated a stage in my bedroom, and then prepared many different kinds of sexy underwear. Our bed is the kind with curtains that can be pulled up. I turned the bed into a small stage, then pulled the sofa to the position opposite the bed and prepared wine and snacks for him. When he came back, I said, "Sir, are you alone? Welcome! " Make him happy. Then I acted as the host myself, performed the dance and asked him for a tip. He sat on the sofa and watched it with relish, sometimes laughing until he fainted. The effect is excellent. I was exhausted by the performance all night, and then he hugged me affectionately and said, "You are really my angel. You are so kind to me!" " "I think my purpose has been achieved. He was very happy that night. He said it was "very happy" to have a wife like me, and I was really happy.
Finally, I want to remind you that you must make your bedroom more fragrant, because that will directly affect your husband and wife relationship. I've met divorced friends. Their bedroom has been very cold and special in the post-industrial era. Can they be warm and romantic? When we decorated the bedroom, we made it dark pink and light pink, and there were oversized beds and sofas, which made people lazy at first glance. Of course, if you like to create a little romance, he must be very open and outgoing, otherwise it will be particularly embarrassing. Fortunately, I haven't met a man who is not interested.
Let's go the way of men! I promise to make you young and beautiful, and love will always be fresh!
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