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I decided to integrate into your life and be your fashion consultant. What song?
Keys, belts and wallets are in the back pocket?
Black-rimmed glasses wear a suit and trousers at the seaside for thousands of degrees.
He doesn't care about me but wants to cry? A little helpless. He looks like a newly unearthed cultural relic.
He brought his own kettle to barbecue? Use paste when writing letters.
Hit a tree when you're not paying attention? Even if it is difficult, I don't want to lose.
I have to wait for me. I can't let you go the usual way, okay? I decided to blend in with your life.
As a fashion consultant, don't say you can't? Let's bathe in the sunshine.
Surfing at sea attracted her attention? Don't be afraid to show off your breasts.
Sweat a little. You are a handsome man? Let's bathe in the sunshine.
Don't be a passer-by in the distance? Let the beauty lack oxygen
Leaning on your shoulder? I smile and hold up an umbrella beside you.
Oh, by the way, do you feel sorry for girls? You must wait until the date to tell jokes.
Don't be too cold, just like me? Kiss the person you love.
Is the hug real? Caller ID gave a sweet nickname.
Dress with personality? But this is really just the beginning.
Next, you will play the piano, write songs and nunchakus.
Clear-headed, not confused? I want to completely transform you, genetically recombine and transform you.
I decided to get involved in your life? As a fashion consultant, don't say you can't.
Let's bathe in the sunshine together? Surfing at sea caught her attention.
Don't be afraid to show your chest? Sweat a little, and you will become a handsome boy.
Let's bathe in the sunshine together? Look at the distance and don't be a passer-by.
Let the beauty lack oxygen? Leaning on your shoulder? I smile and hold up an umbrella beside you.
Let's bathe in the sunshine together? Surfing at sea attracted her attention? Don't be afraid to show off your breasts.
Sweat a little. You are a handsome man? Let's bathe in the sunshine.
Don't be a passer-by in the distance? Let the beauty lack oxygen?
Leaning on your shoulder? I smile and hold up an umbrella beside you.
The extended material "Sunshine Otaku" is a song sung by Jay Chou, written and arranged by Jay Chou and written by Vincent Fang, and included in the album "I'm Busy" released by Jay Chou in June 2007.
Sunshine Otaku is a song that makes people dance happily in the sunshine. Although there are some roads in the arrangement, the sunshine of the song can't stop, and the advertising words of "don't take the ordinary road" don't seem abrupt.
"sunshine otaku" has a boy's feeling in a brisk style; But the songs are too idolized, like the music of idol drama, rather than the pure multi-style creation of Jay Chou.
Jay Chou (1979 65438+ 10/8) was born in Xinbei City, Taiwan Province Province. China Taiwan Province male pop singer, musician, actor, director, screenwriter, producer and businessman.
In February 2007, he became a director for the first time, directing and starring in the romantic film "Unspeakable Secrets". After the film was released, it was nominated for the best Asian film in the 44th Taiwan Film Golden Horse Award and the 27th Hong Kong Film Awards. In April, Jewel Music Co., Ltd. was established; May finalist 18 Taiwan Golden Melody Award for Best Song and Best Music Video Director of the Year. In June, he won the 18 Taiwanese Golden Melody Award for Best Single Producer Award for his single Huo Yuanjia.
165438+1October 2, released the album "I am very busy", in which American country style was first tried; The following year, Jay Chou also won the 19 Taiwan Golden Melody Award for Best Composition and the Song of the Year Award for her Chinese style song Blue and White Porcelain. 165438+1On October 4th, she won the Best-selling Artist Award in China for her album Still Fan Texi.
165438+1held a concert in Shanghai 80,000 Gymnasium on October 24th, imitating Vitas's falsetto singing. In February, 65438, seven "Jay Chou 2007-08 World Tour Concert Hong Kong Station" were held in Hung Hom Gymnasium, Hong Kong.
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