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Lu is a very powerful monk. What is his weapon?

The weapon is a water mill wrought iron mord, weighing 62 Jin.

The original text of Water Margin is as follows:

When Shen Zhi walked to the front of the blacksmith's shop, he saw three people working while the iron was hot. Shen Zhi asked, "Hey, is there any good steel to order?" When the blacksmith saw Lu Xin's shaved cheek, he suddenly became so short that he was afraid of him for the first time. The servant stopped and said, "Master, please sit down. What kind of life do you want to fight for? "

Shen Zhi said, "Du Fu should strike the mord and quit the sword array. I wonder if there is any good iron? " "I have some good iron here," the imperial edict said. I don't know how heavy the Zen stick and the Zen master's knife will hit. But by paying separately. "Shen Zhi said," cudgel just need to make a 100 kg. "

"It's heavy," the imperial edict said with a smile. Master, I'm afraid I won't fight. I'm afraid how can master make it move? Even Wang Guan's sword is only 8 1 kg. "Shen Zhi said anxiously," I'm not as good as Wang Guan! He is just one person! " "According to my taste, I can only take forty or fifty Jin, which is very heavy," said Hou Xin.

"I'll tell you," Shen Zhi said. "Compared with Wang Guan's sword, it is also 8 1 kg." The imperial edict said, "Master, you are getting fatter and fatter, ugly and useless. According to the villain, it's good to play a 62-pound water mill mord with Master. Don't blame the villain if you can't move. The monk's knife has been said, and there is no need to pay extra. The villain is good at using iron for his own use. "

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During the Song and Yuan Dynasties, Lu was one of the 36 leaders under Song Jiang. At the same time, in Gong Kai's Thirty-six Praises of Sung River, Lu was among them, praising it as: "It is especially good to have a flying son and become a monk. The Buddha is also annoyed to be in the same robe as you. "

These two works are regarded as the embryonic form or blueprint of Water Margin and the early source of images in Lu's works.

Lu also appeared in the Water Margin of Yuan Zaju, including "Lu Hao Appreciates Yellow Flower Rain". Zhu Youdun, a playwright from the royal family in the Ming Dynasty, wrote a play "Leopard and Monk Return to Custom". There is still a big gap between the image of Lu in these plays and the image of Lu in Water Margin who is not afraid of power and unwilling to be bound.

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