A bad joke

The ducks waddled along.

Parrots parrot what others say.

Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.

The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.

Cats cry mice-crocodile's tears

Dogs drive ducks-croak

Cattle hoof-two halves

The mouse came out of the hole-look around.

The old cow eats grass-hesitates.

Tiger butt-untouchable

Dogs take mice-mind your own business.

Tigers pull carts-who dares (drive)?

Toads eat swan meat-dogs are bold enough.

Toads eat cowpeas.-hang up.

Cats catch mice, dogs watch the door-a responsibility.

Guizhou Donkeys Learn to Bark Horses —— Southern accent to North tune

The sparrow flew into the chimney-it had life and no hair.

riddle

1, crossword puzzle: three overlapping words, don't guess the words. (Type a word)

2, crossword puzzle: a word has four strokes, not horizontal or vertical, mom can't guess, dad laughs. (Type a word)

3. crossword puzzle: half won, half left. (Type a word)

4. Crossword puzzle: Byakki Smoker. (Type a word)

5. crossword puzzle: 100 1 yuan. (Type a word)

6. riddle: the rainbow falls on the earth and crosses the river; Cars and horses galloped above and ships passed below. (Name a building)

7. crossword puzzle: a person standing by. (Type a word)

8. crossword puzzle: there is a field on the top, a river on the bottom, three mountains facing down, and February is closely connected. (type)

9. Crossword puzzle: one plus one. (Type a word)

10, crossword puzzle: there is a man in the south with two gourds on his back. He likes willows and is afraid of Dongting Lake. (Type a word)

1 1, crossword puzzle: I can't get out. (Type a word)

12, riddle: Not afraid of scissors, afraid of no light. I go, he goes, but I'm not me.

13, crossword puzzle: long corner at the beginning. (Type a word)

14, crossword puzzle: add a little and there are four sides. (Type a word)

15, crossword puzzle: two trunks, six branches, and there is a road in the middle where no one walks. (Type a word)

16, crossword puzzle: find half. (Type a word)

17, crossword puzzle: Sun. (Type a word)

1. mesh

2. Father

Pass or arrive.

enter

acute

6. Bridge

7. Beside ...

Step 8 use

9. Wang and Feng

fire brigade

1 1.

12. Shadow

13. Noon

140,000

15.

16.

17

Joke:

1. At a village meeting, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

2. The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to pay the bill, he said to the master, "Give it to me.

Go buy two bamboo poles. "

When touts heard that the "bamboo pole" with Shandong accent was "pig liver", they quickly agreed and ran away.

Go to the butcher shop and say to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He understood as soon as he heard it. He immediately cut two pieces of pig liver as gifts.

There are a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the owner thought, "The owner told me to buy pork liver. This pig ear, of course. "

This is mine ... "So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government, to the magistrate of a county.

"Come back and report, Grandpa," he said. "I bought pig liver!"

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " "

Hearing this, the touts frighten forward, hurriedly replied:

"Ears … ears … here … in my … pocket!"