Super invincible funny jokes with a little yellow, the less the better, hehe.

1, that time I had a buffet hot pot with my buddy, and one buddy went to get vegetables, all of which were green vegetables and cabbage. I asked if I could get something heavy, and he silently brought a plate of black fungus. . .

2, WeChat shook a girl, chatting, I asked: Do you have any photos, first look at the beauty, don't waste your feelings at the end.

Who knows that this product has a faint saying: not afraid of wasting feelings, but afraid of wasting traffic. . .

3. A sister and her boyfriend go to the supermarket. Bought a bunch of things, and her boyfriend asked her what else she needed. Sister thought for a moment and said: The dog at home is going to be born soon, so I bought it nutrition.

Who knows, my boyfriend replied, I'm not pregnant, so I won't buy it. . .

4, a wonderful buddy, went to take the bus yesterday, got on the bus for one yuan, and invested one yuan more in the goods. He was very unhappy and complained!

Then the second stop ran down from the back door. From the front door, it's balanced now!

5. A buddy who is doing APP development called and said that his platform project got angel investment. Now B2C, C2C, online and offline entanglements, logistics problems also give him a headache. He invited me to be a co-founder and asked me to go to his house to discuss it in detail.

I was so happy that I asked his wife about it when I got home. His wife said, "Yes, he wants to sell pancake fruit, but he has no money. My mother gave me 1 ten thousand. He wanted my brother to deliver the goods, but my brother didn't do it. Go on. "

6. Call my girlfriend and tell her I miss you. She asked me how much I felt. I farted on the phone and told her it was so loud.

7. Go to work at noon and buy some bananas. I happened to meet a beautiful colleague who was pregnant and gave her one. She said politely, no, no, really.

Me: You don't have to eat.

8. Are you happy?

"unhappy"

"You can't be unhappy, you must be happy ~"

"Doctor, what do you sell for heart surgery?"

9. The boy said to the girl, "Dear, I love you! I am willing to shelter you from the wind and rain and prevent you from exposure. "

The girl said, "It's worth a little wind blowing for you."

The boy said, "no, not at all!" " "

The girl was very moved, and then kicked the boy in front of the electric fan away.