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Funny sweet nothings

Funny sweet nothings, when people are in love, are the transmitters of sweet nothings. In love life, they are accustomed to the same dust, and sweet nothings can warm up lovers. So what sweet nothings are funny and affectionate, and what are the specific ones waiting for lovers to deliver? Funny sweet nothings. Funny sweet words 1

1. Your eyes are really big. Whenever we look at each other, I can find a perfect and complete me in your eyes.

True love story: When a man says this, he praises the beauty of a woman and implicitly confesses to the other person that he is in his heart.

2. Your figure is really good. You are covered with English letters, except for S, which is D.

the true love story: praise a woman's graceful figure without leaving a trace. It's best to say this after a period of contact and get to know each other, otherwise it's easy to be considered a hooligan.

3. Five thousand years of wind and rain, there are no traces on your face!

True love story: Flattering a woman when she is young will help her maintain her health, and it can also show your little humor. But don't exaggerate, otherwise it is easy to be thought by the other party to be sarcastic.

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4. My favorite song by Chyi Chin is "Don't let my tears stay with me for the night!" Can you replace my tears?

True love story: express your love implicitly with the help of popular song titles. Be careful when you use it. If you are not a boyfriend or girlfriend who has reached the point of talking about marriage, you will easily be regarded as a hooligan.

5. I don't know what eternity means, but nothing can separate us except death!

The true love story: This sentence is the same as the sentence "There is no mausoleum on the mountain, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, but I dare to abandon you!" . Have the same effect. Expressed his determination to live and die with his lover.

6. Close your eyes, baby! When you open it, you will find the person who loves you the most and loves you the most in the world in front of you!

True love story: I express my most direct love by closing and opening my eyes.

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7, here! My wallet contains all my cash and bank cards. However, they are less than one tenth of yours!

the truth of love stories: generally speaking, it will be tacky to associate money with love. However, the last ten million let your lover know her weight and position in your mind.

8. You see that my general's belly has turned into a small waist. Do you think my dark circles, swollen bags under my eyes and lines on my head are gaunt? It' s really "I don' t regret the gradual widening of my belt, and I' m exhausted for Iraq!"

the true solution of love stories: skillfully using ancient poems to express thoughts and love is both emotional and unconventional. Funny sweet nothings 2

1. I'll pay back the gentleness that the world owes you.

second, what I want is simple: sugar in my pocket, ink in my stomach, work in my hand, money in my card, and you in the future.

third, I want to hold a ring and giggle at you, saying that I would like to ask you for advice for the rest of my life; I want to smile at you with flowers and say how wonderful life is for you.

Fourth, there are many passers-by on the road of life, and everyone has their own destination. Others go east, west, south and north, while I am looking to you.

5. Do you want to accept my sweet trouble? I'd rather be your person than a better person.

six, the world is full of good things, and you are the only thing I want.

Seven, I don't want anything, no matter what the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, no matter what the next life or forever. I just want you by my side every second.

8. In the future, my name is Chang 'an, and you call it hometown, because Chang 'an belongs to hometown, and there is Chang 'an in hometown.

9. I intend to love you for a long time, and I have no intention of giving up.

1. I want to see mountains, clouds, rain, birds and flowers with you. Actually, it doesn't matter what I see, I just want to be with you.

Xi. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will be waiting for you forever. No matter when and where you are, you know there will always be such a person.

12. I grew up savagely, but I couldn't be my own moon. It was the sugar generously given to me by the Milky Way that I met you. Funny sweet words 3

1. Hide you deeply in my heart

2. Take the right path, let go of careless hands, make friends with friends, break friends with friends who are not righteous, drink clean tea, abstain from the wine of flowers, open the door of convenience and close the mouth of right and wrong.

3. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sorrow flies away like a cloud.

4. I don't know how much you love me, but I know my love for you is eternal.

5. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest expectation is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life ...

6. You can only have me in your heart. I can make you my king

7. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until the next life to love you

8. Spring is full of spring breeze, spring is full of flowers, summer is everlasting, birds and flowers are fragrant; There are many roses on Valentine's Day. Black Valentine's Day has a black hat in black; There will be you and me in the future, and I will always be United, and I will love you!

9. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate, I will wipe away your tears ... If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently ...

1. I won't comfort others, but the person I like is unhappy and I will be sad.

11. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't do what you want, I hope there will be an afterlife.

12. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful, just because I love you

13. I really want to protect myself, but I can never refuse you. You are my fatal injury. Do you know

14. I just want to hold your hand and look at your eyes ... Walking barefoot by the sea ... Only because of you

15. Me. Always light up my life

16. I have surrendered unconditionally to you, so just sign an emotional contract

17. I like him, I like him, in fact, I wanted to tell him a long time ago that I like him!

18, too hard feelings, people can't see clearly. Overexertion means lack of self-confidence, distrust, fear of not having time to express one's emotions, and fear of not waiting patiently all the time. But in fact, it is easier to see the heart when the water is flowing, calm and profound.

19. What you see is the real me! ! A never-ending touch! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings! !

2. Love doesn't return because it doesn't persist.

21. Your smile is a blossom, charming; Your body is willow, elegant; Your eyes are magnetic fields, attractive; Your tenderness is honey, sweetheart; Everything about you is my favorite and persistent. Dear, I love you forever!

22. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.