A joke about two-part allegorical sayings

One day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoming to give an example of a two-part allegorical saying. "For example, meat buns hit dogs-there is no return." Xiao Ming thought for a moment: "Meat buns beat dogs-waste!" " The teacher asked, "How can it be wasted?" "Why do you want to beat the dog with steamed stuffed bun instead of stone? Besides, I still use Goubuli buns. "

Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.

Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha

Inviting wolves to be guests-I'm getting impatient.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Ask your sister-in-law for company-uneasy and kind

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

I spent my sedan chair in the theater-poor and happy.

The sedan chair uses an abacus-difference calculation.

Cow's menstrual blood cow circle.

Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.

Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.

Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.

The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)

Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder

As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official

Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

Selling iron in trouble-throwing caution to the wind

Banana fruit-a heart

A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.

The juggler took a piece of cloth-a cover.

Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for Grandmother Jia, each with his own tears.

Insects in Corn Stalk-Special (Drill) Heart

Corn flour is the best-it's hard to knead.

Bitch Fujian-insincere

The deflated suona-see how you blow it

Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.

Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

Cover the table with a sheet because it is too big.

Change your robe into a sweatshirt-more than enough.

Picking peonies in hospital beds-longing for flowers.

If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.

Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

A peeled tree-not long.

A skinned toad-an immortal heart

Peel off the skin and stomach of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts