Open Sesame Lines

A: Jia Ling

B: Bai Kainan

A: Hello everyone. My name is Jade Girl. Everyone can tell at a glance that I am born with the Jade Girl type.

Voice-over: Didn’t see it!

A: Who shouted "didn't see it". You have to look at this thing carefully, right? Everyone, look at me: I look like Maggie Cheung when I'm quiet, eh hum; I look like Tong Xiangyu when I talk, my forehead is amazing; I look like Lin Daiyu when I smile; I look like Fang Shiyu when I'm angry, haha, ah, wow, um Well - (stepping on a cockroach). It’s not that I want to get mad, bad guys always force me to take action, and just now I found someone secretly filming me. abnormal! Secretly take photos of breathtaking beauties like me and then post them online? What kind of person am I being secretly photographed? I walk like a prawn, have a head like a sweet potato, look like a frog, and have an eight eyebrow! Anyone who sees him will be so scared that they can call mom!

B: Oh my god!

A: You beat me to it.

B: You scared me.

A: You don’t have the courage to look like a bear? You were secretly filming me there for a long time just now. What did you want to do?

B: I have to post it online.

A: So direct.

B: Yeah.

A: He is indeed a perverted VIP. Do you want to put my photo on the Internet and turn it into some kind of Jade Girl Door...

Person B: Give me back the Jade Girl Door, I think you look like a security door! You are so strong!

A: Who asked you to do bad things?

B: What did I do?

A: The mobile phone is the evidence! Let everyone see what is being photographed here, oh, big beauties, big beauties, big beauties, big... B: Sister-in-law.

A: Sister-in-law?

B: This is the video I took of my sister-in-law. This sister-in-law is really interesting. Let me show you this video. Sesame Sesame, it’s open.

B: What are you selling? A: A multifunctional kitchen knife, come on, brother, it’s just for convenience.

B: How much is it?

A: Five yuan is not a lot of money. You can’t buy a house or a car, and you can’t travel to Moscow. Cars are expensive, and houses are also expensive. Five yuan can’t be considered high consumption. You just Buy it conveniently.

B: How do you use this?

A: The love is deep, the rain is misty, the knife is multi-functional for chopping vegetables; pushing forward and retreating, it is like coming to the guerrillas. Everyone will know it at a glance. Just buy it for convenience.

B: I’ll buy one because of your talk.

A: Brother, you have chosen. We have four brothers. The eldest is the most promising. The eldest is Zhao Benshan, the second is Zhao Benmai, and the third is Zhao Bendui. He is the fourth in our family. , Zhao Ben compensated. If you can't make back the money, you still have to pay the loss. No rush. Pay the money first and then get the goods, so that we don't make any mistakes. If something goes wrong, it will be difficult to handle. We will file a lawsuit and go to the court. You say it's not troublesome, it's just a convenience.

B: Just because of your talk, I’ll buy you two more, no problem.

A: Brothers are handsome when they are taller, and love is showered on the world. Brother is so refreshing, I will give you six more paragraphs for free.

B: Oops, I don’t have time to listen. I have to go to the bathroom quickly.

A: Yes, it’s convenient.

A: This sister-in-law is really interesting.

B: I like people like this, who have fun while working.

A: What on earth do you do?

B: I am a photographer.

A: Photographer?

B: He is a photographer who uploads DV videos to the Internet.

A: I know, there are so many “customers” online now. What about blogs, podcasts, Shike, Witkey, Shaike, Pinke, and you. B: What?

A: Shrek.

B: I am really a photographer.

A: Then why are you filming me?

B: Because I saw you picked up an orange peel that someone else threw and stuffed it into the trash can. It felt like Yao Ming dunking a basketball into the basket! In my eyes, you suddenly looked much taller.

A: Hahahahahahahahahaha...Children, can you have a little professionalism? How can a photographer hold a broken mobile phone?

B: What’s wrong with the phone?

A: What’s wrong with the phone? You are equivalent to Guan Gong carrying a kitchen knife in battle, the Monkey King wielding a wooden board to knock, the imperial concubine drunkenly drinking Northeastern braised cuisine, and the Thousand-Hand Guanyin performing radio gymnastics.

B: Mobile phones are convenient and fast. Last time I took the bus, I captured a video with my mobile phone. Let's watch another video. Sesame Sesame, it’s open.

A: What are you doing? B: What’s wrong?

A: What’s wrong? Touched me!

B: Who touches whom?

A: Just touch me.

B: I’ll touch you. What are your mahjong tiles? Shall we meet each other?

A: Is it just you? It's as long as a stick. Who can confront you?

B: If you say that, I will touch you. Whatever happens.

A: What’s wrong? ! You can't touch me.

B: I’m afraid of being bumped. I’ll run after the car. Why are we so crowded here?

A: I noticed that you, a big man, speak so out of tune. I have never seen a beautiful woman, so I must be trying to take advantage of her.

B: Oh, I’m just kidding you. I’m not interested in anything below No. 93!

A: That’s better than your earth oil! You're just a handyman, Liuli Qiu, if you don't look yourself in the mirror, you're a gangster and you're just a copycat!

B: You! Don't...don't hit your face with your nose!

A: With your face that is full of thrills and dangers, surrounded by barren mountains and wild waters, I am afraid of altitude sickness!

B: Don’t give me Li Geliu’er, I have to fight for you a yellow flower ABCD Camellia oleifera for the longest time!

A: Don’t sigh like that. You will do whatever it takes to end your life. Lan Qiao is so unscrupulous. Don’t pretend to be stupid. Don’t make trouble with me. You don’t even know what a tremor is if you have the ability to get off!

B: Don’t leave if you have the guts!

A: I have sat and stood!

A: Did you also post this video online?

B: This is not issued.

A: Why, this click rate must be high!

B: Then you can’t send it even more! Think about it, do we have to save some face for others?

A: Wow, I didn’t expect that you have a simple heart under your complicated facial features!

B: I, Zhima Xiaopai, have to be responsible for my own works.

A: Wait, what did you say your name was?

B: Zhima Xiaopai

A: Zhima Xiaopai is you, I know you, I always read your works online. I didn’t expect to see the true face of Mount Lu today!

B: How do you feel after reading it?

A: It looks really like Lushan.

B: I’m just a casual person. In fact, I’m just a grassroots person.

A: Wow - your image in my heart suddenly became much taller.

B: Smile... sesame seeds are very small

A: Worth a lot

B: The world is very big

A: Full of beauty

B: I met you by chance

A: It was just a coincidence

B: Just in case I call

A: If you are the one, you are welcome

B: Well... you... when did you first know me?

A: I just saw a video you took of an aunt who wanted to be a star. It was so funny.

B: Are you talking about the extra at the entrance of the film studio? I also have this video. Let’s watch another video. Sesame Sesame is open.

A: Look, we’re taking pictures!

B: Director! But the director is here!

A: Director, I have talent!

B: Not a director, just a photographer!

A: What kind of photographer?

B: Oh, it’ll be useful if you have a camera

A: Let me take one

B: We have many talents, let me take one first ! I will imitate Wen Xingyu first, I will first...

A: Okay, he comes first, he comes first.

B: Ah, dear audience friends, have a happy Chinese New Year! Since it is the Spring Festival Gala, I will tell you a short story. It was said that there was a girl named Xiaocai, but she was taken away later, hahahaha! It's over.

A: What are you talking about? If you don't want him, come on, the director, his specialty is acting.

B: Oh, the performance is so good! You just play the role of a paycheck

A: (Happily counting money)

B: Lost it again

A: (Fainted)

B: His son was admitted to college

A: (laughing happily)

B: Got fired

A: (dizzy)

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B: Won the prize

A: (happy to see the lottery ticket)

B: Wrong number

A: (dizzy)

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B: Becoming a star

A: (Looking around happily)

B: I’m dreaming

A: I’m about to be fooled by you Have you become neurotic? If you don't want him, director, come up with one yourself. I'll sing a foreign happy birthday song for everyone with the flavor of my hometown!

B: Oh, this is CET-4.

A: Applause! Happy birthday, to you! Happy birth day, eh, to you! Happy birth day, eh, to to that day...

B: What do you always want to to?

A: Isn’t this the Year of the Rabbit!

B: Just say it quickly, they will be gone soon!

A: I think I am suitable to play a role. A naughty woman, a shrew, and a sorcerer of discord are all my strengths. My husband wants to open a big company, but he is not my husband! Um, I want to earn a lot of money and open a big company for my husband. Um, I want to fight for love!

B: How is it? Small things are as touching as sesame!

A: It seems that everyone has their own dream. Hey, I also have a dream to be a photographer like you.

B: Hey, don’t be like me!

A: What’s wrong?

B: I walk like a prawn.

A: It’s dozens of pounds!

B: The head is like a sweet potato.

A: Rich in nutrients!

B: Looks like a frog.

A: It’s environmentally friendly.

B: The eyebrows are eight.

A: What auspiciousness

B: If anyone wants to see me, call me mom if you are scared.

A: Oh my god!

B: Look!

A: I’ll take a picture of mom first.

B: Huh?

A: No, shoot sesame seeds!

B: Don’t take pictures of me. I’m most afraid of others taking pictures of me.

A: Just shoot you, Zhizhi Zhizhi, open...

B: Hey... Sister Zhou Tao, help!

A: Hey, I haven’t opened the door yet! Don’t forget to search for my works online.

I've already thought of a name for the screen, so it's called "Let Sesame Fly"! A postscript about sesame seeds

A moth bites Coptis chinensis - asking for trouble; asking for trouble

Catching a fire against a board - both ends are hot

Bamboo basket to draw water and a net to stop it Wind - all in vain

Boiled duck - unable to fly

Bamboo insect bites off the bamboo root - both die

The magistrate fell into the manure pit - stolen (dirty) official< /p>

Tie a trumpet to your mouth - blow it wherever you go

Scan the phone on horseback - have a strange (riding) conversation

Cross the river by your ears - unnecessary

Sleeping on a bamboo pole - difficult to turn over; unable to turn over

Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang - very angry

Caught Zhang Fei and beat Li Kui - misjudged the person ; Mistaken admission of the person

Zhou Yu puts on a yellow cover - just pretending

Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - the imperial driver personally conquers (steamed)

Mouth talk - all talk but no practice< /p>

Horses for everyone, donkeys for the public - whoever likes to ride can ride

Paper house - no one can tolerate people

Sugar cane drying on bamboo mats - sweet (contempt) < /p>

Twist the lamp grass in the bamboo poles - a heart

Use the bamboo as a drum - beat up the stick

Mung beans in the sesame seeds - count them as big as possible

The villagers do things - real

Paper barriers - unreliable; unreliable

Walking on a dirt road with a walking stick - a little bit at every step

Building a bridge with bamboo poles - sad< /p>

Put lime on your mouth - talk in vain; eat in vain

The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed in the eighth month - reunion has passed and reunion again

Playing the gong in the sesame field - knock it On the idea

The bone-setter - the mastermind

The sun at noon - shining brightly

The housework of three generations of ancestors - it is difficult to describe in one word

Sesame Face - such a big face

Drunk driving - do it without risking your life; risk your life

Zhao Zilong goes into battle - victorious in every battle; single-handedly

Chewing green onions in his mouth - Speaks with a spicy flavor

Papery tiger - cannot scare people; is vulnerable; does not bite; don’t be afraid

Detective solves crimes - secret activities

King You of Zhou plays with the princes - he does not keep his word

If he is arrogant - he becomes stinky

The farmers sow beans - a little bit at every step

Zhao Gao's daughter - Pretend to be crazy and act stupid

A needle turns a lamp - "pick out the bright"

Bamboo is used as a fence - a relationship (circle)

A bamboo sieve carries water - full of loopholes

Playing with a machete in the bamboo forest - can't open up a scene

Monkey juggler - a good trick

Boiled chicken melon seeds - bend inward; turn inward

Farmer Don’t know longan - layman (yellow)

Needle pick coptis - sarcastic

Wear a bamboo tube on the mouth - speak straightly

Have a steel needle in the mouth - speak with thorns< /p>

Pointing at the bald man and scolding the monk - making use of the topic

Drinking gruel in the aisle - impatient

Supporting the boat with bamboo poles - unable to row

Dedicated to Fei Sticking fat on the flesh - the eye of snobbery

Looking forward to the peach blossom blooming in the first month - not in time

Pretending to be a cat to scare mice - fake

Zhou Lang's clever plan to calm the world - Lose your wife and lose your troops

Just talk without practicing - just talk

Biking down the field - muddling along

Seeing people through the eye of a needle - looking down on others

Spider walks - private (silk) connected to private (silk)

The life of a palm tree - to be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts

Cover your butt and get kicked - you are here and there

Wear small shoes when you walk - you will suffer

Rats in the sesame field - popular

Hanging a scale on your lips - your words have weight

Sleeping with a bamboo tube as your pillow - empty heads and empty thoughts; fantasy

Tug of war between people - working together

Keep steaming the buns The stuffing - is a barbarian (steamed bun)

The monk can't leave the temple after leaving - don't worry

Putting corpses on the steamer - very annoying

Swallowing whirlwind in the mouth - A bad tone

A flat tire on a bicycle - exploded; collapsed

Fanning a car made of paper - taking risks

A mouth with two skins - what? It makes sense

Steamed buns in a steamer - arrogance; self-aggrandizement

Zhong Xu opens a restaurant - no ghosts come to the door

Walking to dial the abacus - hands and feet are busy

Catching a bat and talking about a mouse - not knowing the goods

Steamer lid - endless anger

King Wen of Zhou invited Jiang Taigong - looking for sensible people

The trumpet made of paper - cannot be blown; stop blowing

The desk-wiping book in the Chinese medicine store - tasted all the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy

The fire in the paper - cannot be hidden Live

Steaming wine and making tofu - a happy event

Zhou Yu wears straw sandals - Qiongdudu (the governor)

Walks on cotton - light and fluttery

< p> Performing magic tricks - deceiving people in different ways

Fire in the brick kiln - rumors (kiln smoke)

Paper ingot - empty stomach

Reference room Moving - a total loss (book)

Hanging a bottle of oil on your lips - a glib tongue

Zhao Yun fights against Changbanpo - showing off his power

Wearing single clothes in the first month - It’s too early

Sleeping on a shoulder pole - think broadly

Looking at the sky from a bamboo tube - one-shot view; not wide view

Put the awl in your pocket - Revealing one's edge

Hitting a wall - swallowing one's anger

Using a handful of red clay as cinnabar - Ignorant; confused; confused

Stretching a bamboo pole into a chicken coop - Trick-or-treating

Making trouble under the table - blocking the upper and lower; bumping and bumping

Woodpeckers looking for food - all depends on one mouth; all depends on the mouth

Paper mache Doll - empty belly

Take one step forward and look at the next step - look forward and backward

Zhou Yu asked Jiang Qian - ulterior motives

See the sky through the eye of a needle - see with a single hole

Corn grows in the sesame field - uneven heights

Paper hat - can be pierced once poked

Mouth hanging from the mouth - cannot be eaten

Paper Sticky glasses - covering people's eyes

Appreciating sweet-scented osmanthus during the Mid-Autumn Festival - beautiful flowers and full moon

A zipper on the mouth - speaking insurance

Selling Yuanxiao on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month - hugging each other

Use a ruler to measure the curve - maybe

New Year's greetings on the 15th of the first lunar month - half a month late

Phoenix in a bamboo cage - it has wings and is hard to fly

Rotten watermelon in the sesame field - you are the best

Zhou Cangdou and Li Kui - drastic measures

Umbrellas made of paper - useless; useless

Building a wall with bricks - coming from behind

The oil lamp on the table - not lit clearly

The flare going up to the sky - clever

Putting a jar under the pillow - fantasy

< p> Adding a steel needle to the drill - so powerful

Boil the beans and burn the bean basket - I am treating my own family

Opening my eyes and blindly reading the notice - my eyes are black

Private plot

Shit inside - venting personal anger (feces)

Zhao Zilong sent troops - to return to victory

Catching a donkey and riding it as a horse - not knowing the goods

Lighting a fire in a bamboo tube - taking care of it

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The child of a farmer - born and raised

Zhao Kuangyin plays chess - unique

Zhao Kuangyin bets on the country - a big bet

Zhao Kuangyin wears a dragon robe - Change of dynasty

The rails on the sleepers - obvious

Mouth biting the belly button - out of reach

No hair on the mouth - not able to work well

This Looking at the mountains, the mountains are high - seeing strange things and thinking about them

Beating drums with bamboo tubes - air to air

Catching fish to block the upper reaches - striking first is the advantage

Hitting the moon with bamboo poles - you can't stand it

Paper fist - a piece of cake

Sesame blossoms - every step of the way. Sesame blossoms

1. Sesame blossoms - every step of the way

< p> 2. Playing the gong in the sesame field - hit the mark

3. Rotten watermelon in the sesame field - you are the best

4. Rat in the sesame field - popular< /p>

5. The corn grows in the sesame field - the height is uneven

6. The mung beans in the sesame - count them as big as they are

7. The sesame face - so big Shame

8. Being on fire and getting slapped - both sides are hot

9. Flares going up into the sky - clever

10. Cover your butt and kick - you have something to do with something else< /p>

11. Zhao Gao’s daughter - pretending to be crazy and acting stupid

12. Zhao Kuangyin wears a dragon robe - changes the dynasty

13. Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - the imperial driver personally conquers (steamed)

14. Zhao Kuangyin plays chess - unique

15. Zhao Kuangyin bets on the country - a big gamble

16. Zhao Yun fights against Changbanpo - shows his power

17. Zhao Zilong goes into battle-returns to victory

18. Zhao Zilong goes into battle-victorious in every battle; single-handedly

19. This mountain looks high and that mountain is high-changes after seeing the changes

20 , Scouts solve crimes - secret activities

21. The needle pulls the lamp - "pick out the bright

22. The needle picks up Coptis chinensis - sarcasm

23. Seeing people in the eye of the needle - Look down

24. Seeing the sky through the eye of a needle - seeing with one hole

25. The rails on the sleepers - obvious

26. Putting jars under the pillow - fantasy

27. Sleeping on a shoulder pole - think broadly

28. Sleeping on a bamboo tube - empty-headed; fantasy

29. Reading notices with open eyes - Black eyes

30. Wearing single clothes in the first month - too early

31. Looking forward to peach blossoms blooming in the first month - not in time

32. The first month New Year's greetings on the 15th day of the lunar month - half a month late

33. Selling Yuanxiao on the 15th day of the first lunar month - hug into a group

34. Steamed buns without fillings - it's a pretty (steamed bun)

35. Putting corpses on the steamer - very angry

36. Steaming wine and making tofu - a happy event

37. Steamer lid - very angry

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38. Steamed buns in a steamer - arrogance; self-aggrandizement

39. Bone-setter - a mastermind

40. The sun at noon - shining with all its glory

41. The magistrate fell into the manure pit - corrupt (dirty) official

42. Spider walks - private (silk) connected to private (silk)

43. Playing the gong in the sesame field - Hit the mark

44. Rotten watermelon in the sesame field - You are the best

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p> 45. The mice in the sesame field - popular

46. The corns growing in the sesame field - unevenly high and low

47. The mung beans in the sesame field - count them as big as they are

48. Sesame face - what a big face

49. Measure the curve with a ruler - maybe

50. Paper trumpet - can't be blown; stop blowing< /p>

51. Paper barriers - unreliable; unreliable

52. Paper tigers - cannot scare people; are vulnerable; do not bite; don’t be afraid

53. Paper hat - pierce with one poke

54. Paper fist - easy

55. Paper fan - take risks

56. Paper glasses - covering people's eyes

57. Paper houses - no room for people

58. Paper dolls - empty stomachs

59. Fire in paper - can’t hide it

60. Paper ingot - empty in the belly

61. Umbrella made of paper - useless; useless

62. Just talking but not practicing - just talking

63. Pointing at the bald man and scolding the monk - making use of the topic

64. The Mid-Autumn Festival is a leap month - reunion Reunion again

65. Appreciating sweet-scented osmanthus during the Mid-Autumn Festival - the flowers are full and the moon is full

66. The desk-wiping book in the traditional Chinese medicine store - all the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy

67 , Zhong Xu opens a restaurant - no ghosts come to the door

68. Everyone's tug of war - work together

69. Everyone's horse, the public donkey - whoever likes to ride can ride

70. Zhou Cang fights against Li Kui - a bold move

71. Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to calm the world - loses his wife and defeats the army

72. King Wen of Zhou invites Jiang Taigong - find people who understand< /p>

73. King Zhou You plays with the princes - not keeping his word

74. Zhou Yu falls ill in Luhuadang - very angry

75. Zhou Yu wears straw sandals - poor Dudu (dudu)

76. Zhou Yu invited Jiang Qian - with ulterior motives

77. Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover - just to show off

78. Bamboo insects chewed through the bamboo Roots - perish together

79. Bamboo poles to support the ship - cannot be rowed

80. Bamboo poles to hit the moon - cannot reach it

81. Sleeping on bamboo poles - difficult to turn over; Unable to escape

82. Bamboo poles stretching out the chicken coop - making trouble

83. Bamboo poles building a bridge - sad

84. Twisting lamp grass in the bamboo poles - one heart

85. Bamboo basket and water net to block the wind - all in vain

86. Playing with a big knife in the bamboo forest - failed to open up the scene

87. Phoenix in the bamboo cage - yes Wings are hard to fly

88. Carrying water through a bamboo sieve - full of loopholes

89. Lighting a fire in a bamboo tube - taking care of it

90. Beating a drum in a bamboo tube - air versus air< /p>

91. Looking at the sky in a bamboo tube - one hole; not seeing much

92. Drying sugar cane on a bamboo mat - sweet (contempt)

93. Bamboo as a Drum - rip-off

94. Bamboo as a fence - marriage (circle)

95. Walking on a dirt road with a walking stick - a little bit at every step

96. Boil beans and burn them Skip - one's family cleans one's own family

97. Boiled chicken and melon seeds - bend inward; turn inward

98. Boiled duck - cannot fly

99. The moth bites Coptis chinensis - asking for trouble; asking for trouble

100. Using a handful of red soil as cinnabar - ignorant; confused; confused

101. Catch the bat and talk about the mouse - Ignorance<

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102. Crossing the river by grabbing the ear - unnecessary move

103. Catching Zhang Fei and beating Li Kui - mistaking the person; misidentifying the person

104. Specialized Putting fat on fat - snobbery

105. Building a wall with bricks - coming from behind

106. Fire in the brick kiln - rumors (kiln smoke)

107. Farmers do things - down-to-earth

108. Children of farmers - born and raised

109. Farmers don’t know longan - layman (yellow)

110. Farmers plant beans - a little bit at every step

111. Pretend to be a cat to scare mice - fake

112. Put an awl in your pocket - reveal your edge

113. The oil lamp on the table - don't light it without knowing it

114. If you hit a wall - swallow it up

115. Shit in the private plot - vent your personal anger (feces)

116. A flat tire on a bicycle - exploded; the air collapsed

117. Swinging under the table - getting in the way; bumping into the ground

118. Catching fish to block the upper stream - strike first To be strong

119. Catching a donkey and riding it as a horse - not knowing the goods

120. The woodpecker looks for food - all depends on one mouth; all depends on the mouth

121. Moving the reference room - all is lost (book)

122. Add a little arrogance - it becomes stinky

123. Biking down Tiankan - muddling through

124. The life of a palm tree - being cut into pieces by a thousand cuts

125. Drinking porridge in the aisle - impatient

126. The monkey trick in the world - a good trick

127 , Travel around the world and perform magic tricks - deceiving people in different ways

128. The monk can't walk to the temple after leaving - feel free to worry

129. Walking and dialing the abacus - hands and feet are busy

< p> 130. Walking on cotton - light and airy

131. Walking in small shoes - suffering

132. Walking on horseback and scanning the phone - Qi (riding) talk

133. Walking Look ahead and look at the next step - look forward and backward

134. Household affairs of three generations of ancestors - too difficult to describe in one sentence

135. Adding a steel needle to the drill - so awesome

136. Mouth Containing steel needles - speaking with thorns

137. Two skins on the mouth - no matter what you say, it makes sense

138. Wearing a bamboo tube on the mouth - speaking straightly

139. Hanging a mouthful on the mouth - you can't eat it

140. Hanging a bottle of oil on the mouth - glib tongue

141. Mouth trick - all talk without practice

142. Mouth Chewing scallions inside - speaking with a spicy taste

143. Swallowing whirlwind in the mouth - speaking loudly

144. Putting a zipper on the mouth - speaking safely

145. Tie a trumpet on your mouth - you can blow it wherever you go

146. Hang a scale on your mouth - your words have weight

147. No hair on your mouth - you can't do things well

< p> 148. Plastering lime on the mouth - talking in vain; eating in vain

149. Biting the belly button - out of reach

150. Drunk driving - risking one's life; working hard to make sesame seeds bloom. Next sentence

Sesame blossoms - getting higher and higher

1. The Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

2. The Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river - he cannot save himself

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3. Broad beans bloom - black heart

4. Confucius moved - just books (lost)

5. Breaking the casserole - asking the end

6. Monk holding an umbrella - lawless

> 7. The tiger has fallen into disgrace - being bullied by the dog

8. Adding superfluity - unnecessary action

9. The arrow is on the string - it has to be fired

10. Bottom of the well Frog - short-sighted

11. Looking for a needle in a haystack - nowhere to be found

12. Fetching water from a bamboo basket - in vain

13. Opening the skylight - speaking out

14. The boat reaches the bridge - it will straighten itself

15. The moth flies into the flame - it kills itself

16. The 100-meter race - every second counts

17. Pushing back the growth of the seedlings - eager for success

18. Enemies meeting - extremely jealous

19. Sesame blossoms - growing steadily

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20. A new official takes office - three fires

21. A blind man lights a lamp - in vain

22. A rabbit's tail - it cannot grow

< p> 23. Failed to steal the chicken - lose the rice

24. Wang Po sells melons - sells herself and boasts

25. Tiger's butt - cannot be touched

26. A tiger pulls a cart - who dares

27. A mouse crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat him

28. Although a sparrow is small - it has all the internal organs

29 , Thatch on the wall - fall on both sides with the wind

30. Thirty-six strategies - walking is the best strategy

31. A blessing in disguise - a blessing in disguise

< p> 32. Han Xin ordered troops - the more the merrier

33. Monk Zhang Er - confused

34. Borrowing and returning - borrowing again is not difficult

< p> 35. A cat cries like a mouse - fake compassion

36. The dumpling skin is broken - the filling is exposed

37. Carrying water on a shoulder pole - hanging two ends in one effort

38. Playing the piano to a cow - wasted effort

39. Gathering of the Eight Immortals - Chat with Gods

40. Toasting the Overlord - Do it even if you don't want to do it

41 , Nailed on the board - can't run away

42. Coming to the door with a drum on his back - asking for a beating

43. Making a straw into a lamp - careless (core)

44. Bamboo shoots are unearthed - getting taller and taller

45. Cutting tofu with a kitchen knife - both sides are shining

46. Nail hits nail - head-to-head

47. Beating drums on high mountains------famous in all directions

48. The dog bit Lu Dongbin - not knowing a good heart

49. Guan Gong walked to Maicheng - arrogance will be inevitable Defeat

50. The iron rooster - never plucking out a hair

51. The egg hitting the stone - overestimating one's ability

52. Jiang Taigong fishing - those willing to take the bait

53. Step on the watermelon rind ----- slide wherever you go

54. Fetch water from fifteen buckets - seven up and eight down

55. Rats burrow into the bellows - getting angry from both sides

56. Keeping the green hills - not afraid of running out of firewood

57. Looking at people through the cracks in the door - looking down on people

58. The Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - he cannot save himself

59. The water that was thrown out - cannot be taken back

60. Riding a donkey to read the song book - — Let's see

61. Sending goose feathers from a thousand miles away - light gifts but heavy affection

62. Beating dogs with meat buns - gone but never coming back

63. There are no tigers in the mountains - the monkey is called the king

64. Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows it

65. The nephew lights the lantern - as usual (uncle)

66. The tortoise eats rice cakes - determined

67. Telling stories with a crooked mouth - Xie (evil) story

68. Tofu mixed with spring onions - pure and clear