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1, what is the pain that can be touched? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

3. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often tangled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

4. Since my parents can play WeChat. I am not sentimental, sad, loving, and take photos without revealing my clothes. The whole person is full of positive energy.

According to the survey, most of the 56 ethnic groups in China have the habit of singing and dancing after drinking. Only when I am drunk by Han people will I start bragging!

6. Before, a girl borrowed money from me for plastic surgery, which should be quite successful. Up to now, I haven't recognized who borrowed money from me.

7. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I have only loved one person in my life. Now that traffic and information are so developed, I think I can love more. I didn't expect it to be worse than before.

8. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

9. Although girls who are moody in love can make people feel overwhelmed, they can also effectively promote China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces.

10. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

1 1. In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day to encourage my father not to lie down every day and develop his career while he is young.

12, I asked him that day, "What is our business, vows of eternal love?" He said, "This is an idiom."